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Me when beesbees if you even care

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Ankarna almost killing a guy for speaking on her martial status is giving big “🎶 you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves who🎶” -Silver Springs by Fleatwood Mac energy,

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i know jawbone's whole thing is that he's turned his life around from the drugs and violence and all that.

however. i think he should get to kill bobby dawn. it's one of the best things that could be done for the mental health of the students, really.

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I have a confession, I only knew the first three shrimp jokes. I just googled ’tumblr shrimp joke’ to make sure I was not missing any and added those two to the list.

I am baffled every time someone votes for those.

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As player with notoriously bad rolls, this moment really hit close to home....

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I have a very vulnerable question for you Tumblr Users™️, what is up with mutuals?

I’m being so for real, especially after the Boopifaction of April 1st, I’ve realized I know very little about the socials contracts of this website (despite being a on off user for 9 years). Maybe its all the movement between fandoms but that dose not seem to affect everyone, maybe I just don’t reblog enough? Rebloging feels so intimate!!! I don’t want to creep yall out!

But it seems like yall are out here, laying your sword at the feet of piss-lover420 cus they fallowed you in 2017, should I do this? How do I get my own tumblr ward? Should I am for this am I foolish? Asking for a friend

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(She has never had a drink before)

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I am still on my thinking about Bucky Applebees shit.

I want to know what he really thinks about his god. His sister was The Chosen™️, and he was just one of the church kids, he was her brother. As a church kid myself when you get labeled in relation to your siblings it never leaves. Can you imagine everyone in your life saw you as an extension of a the one that got away, got out. He must have so much to prove but so little to believe in.

Cus this a world where you know the gods are there they can hear you. But sometimes you beg and beg for power, for change, to just take her place as chosen so you can live up to the expectation, and nothing. Then BUDDY DAWN shows up! He’s handsome and happy and excepted and he gets to spend time with your sister. Proof that you are missing something, what you want is possible, it’s just not yours.

It feels like Bucky will either end up with a deep hate for “God” or be the most radicalized member of this cult.

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Can you image you go to a school because you desperately want to be close to your estranged sister and she talked to you ONCE!!! Not just that she’s running for president™️! She is going around the town, she went to your junior high one year too late, her friend is running the social scene and has invited the freshman but you never get the ask from her to join, SHE SPENT HER RELATIONSHIP TIME ON THE HELIO CELIC KID YOU KNOW SHE HATES BUT NOT YOU!

Imagine if Kristen just asked to get a coffee with Bucky, talked about why she loves her god, asks if he has any crush’s, tells him he’s doing a good job.

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I definitely thought for a sec this was Casandra coming to Bucky. So hear me out.

Just imagine he’s pushed himself too far in his first physical fight after a day of struggle with his parents, he goes to the church of Helio to pray but he not sure what he’s even doing. He lowers his head asking what it’s all for. If being good for the family is right why dose it mean you don’t get love till your dead. There must be something beyond comfort in afterlife, he wants comfort today. And in all his questioning she comes, a divinity in the image of his older sister from the year they never spoke, and she lays a hand on him, and sits in the unknown and unfair.

It’s about the aesthetic

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It really seems like if he could go back and tell the families of the warlocks that died he would, it’s probably one of his biggest regrets.

fabian’s insistence on calling someone to tell them about lucy & yolanda because he thought people just deserved to know, out of respect. both deeply sweet & incredibly gutting. (bill seacaster move over that’s MY darling boy)

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Sipderlilly Crockpot is to fantasy high as Bundersnatch Creatine is to the year 2015,

Thoughts on that?

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STOP USING THE WORD MALE WHEN YOU MEAN MAN

STOP USEING THE WORD FEMALE WHEN YOU MEAN WOMEN

I can not get over the normalization of this! I don’t care if it’s in the context of a joke, it’s still strange!

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I see your take and I raise you, what if the evil one is short but only by comparison. Like 5’4 is a very normal hight for a person to be, like if you come across a woman of that hight at the store you don’t think wow that’s one short lady.

Now if you see this 5’4 women next to say a 7’3 cow shaped zoo keeper, things change a little. There is something about the objectively more powerful one who being the short one too. Maybe what it really is, is the love of a “evil” person who looks so normal and their “good guy” partner who could not be more strange and threatening.

Totally not related, here is my dnd character and her evil girlfriend.

in gay relationships where one is evil you HAVE to have a height difference that's slight BUT notable. like it can't be some 5'5/6'3 bullshit, it has to be just enough for the evil one to be able to look down at the good one in a way that you can tell that they're looking Down on them, but not a BIG power imbalance. This is science btw

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It was a long weird summer.