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God is dead

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I find YouTube videos about computer products so funny because you could like need a new gpu. You search on YouTube, “Good gpu”, you click on the first video you see and…

This gpu as about 30000 Monograms of data which is about 30 spunklys worth.

Every 50 milliseconds the wonky fan goes off and cools off .009 Fahrenheit from the jeep section

This model was inspired by Aiwhoopper.97 which was made by geelation 

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There is only one gender

The human gender

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Correction, Reddit men

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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I think the reason I am so scared of showing my interests is because I was always scared people would judge me and because I had no real friends when I was little I just took it as they thought I was weird so that just in-forced that mindset and even now as I have good friends I still fear they will leave me if I tell them anything about me so that prevents me from finding people with the same interests as me so I have to yap about it to my mom

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Like I am sitting near these two dudes and they be spitting like anti immigrant bullshit and this one dude is doing all the speaking and the other dude is like,” yep” and it sounds like one of those alpha male podcast.

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And it like always super well made. Like they could be making movies but they said, “No. I want to make hour long free videos about some dude that robbed a subway and got away on a tricycle”

why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this

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I don’t understand neurotypical people. Like, you can just like turn your thoughts off? Your brain ain’t spitting out the stupidest shit ever? YOU CAN GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT MELATONIN?!!!!

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When this game gets ported to the switch I have a feeling new genders for Nintendo to add.

Splork

Spunk

The lost gender

And

AAAAAEEEEEAA

I'm trying to make the nefarious anglerfish in Tomodachi Life, does anyone know their pronouns? headcannons are okay

also this game only has two genders which is very lame we are very limited but we have to make do

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I saw one of these today. They are more stupid than I thought

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This is just me on a Monday morning

I ate Pringles that were very toxic and somehow made of plasma. They tasted fine and did not hurt me but I picked up my phone and it started glowing and melted like the clocks in that one Salvador Dali painting.

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Mathematicians life if live in fear.

Forgot how to do circumference?

Say bye to not being homeless

you know how medical doctors can lose their license over malpractice? i think it would be funny if we did that for other types of doctors. this botanist fucked up so bad we're yoinking their phd

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Mimikyus beta design was just released!

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Nvm she dead

Friends and enemies meet my grandparents dog Lucy!