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ofbvllets-blog · 9 years ago

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“ I FEEL A GREAT SWELL OF

PITY FOR THE POOR SOUL

THAT COMES TO MY SCHOOL

LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. “

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#;;нανє уσυ ѕєєи тнιѕ мαи? |promo|#YOOOO this is my new blog #i am here

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ofbvllets-blog · 9 years ago

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Game Grumps Sentence Starters

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“Jesus, you gotta wine and dine me first. You can’t just open up with that shit.”

“I am constantly erect.”

“ Did you just fart?”

“No, that came from the wall.”

“We’ve breaken several law.”

“What, you wanna try diplomacy? He’s a fucking crab!”

“It really hurts! Check it! Ooow!”

“It’s how you know that you’re fisting someone.”

“I hate when I’m on my way to work, get sucked into The Void, and, have to spend half an hour at Void Control.”

“I’M READY TO BREED!”

“ They’re basically a bunch of aliens, they’re aliens.”

“Bro I know how to teach aliens, I taught in England.”

“‘Bonfire’ is made up of two words: ‘bonf’ and ‘ire.’”

“He’s doin’ it… on paw-pose”

“___, sex your flargen! ___, nudge that cheese!”

“___, shut up, I’m being a magic sheep princess!!”

“God, no one get’s tail like jugglers, man.”

“These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed.’”

“We’re running a clean girl operation here, straight edge cam girls only”

“ Hold on to your tits, everyone. This is happening. “

“ My tits are firmly held on to. “

“___, as I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.”

“Oh man you little tumble weed fuck get back here.”

“When someone says ‘just fuck me up’ on the internet that means have sex with me in a rough, passionate manner, correct?”

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ofbvllets-blog · 9 years ago

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Deadpool colourfully avoiding calling Francis ‘Ajax’ Freeman by name.

How tough can he be with a name like Francis? That’s his legal name. He got Ajax from a dish soap.

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Deadpool Starter Sentences

"I need help! And a pony!”

"That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long"

"Do you know how they say cancer in Spanish ?"

“Ride a bitch’s back like Yoda on Luke.”

“It reeks like old lady pants in here.”

"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness"

"Cue the music"

"A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!”

"I look like a testicle with teeth."

"Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell?"

“You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girls. You just need one woman to bring out the superhero in you.”

"Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!"

"Shit, did I leave the stove on?"

“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

“I was just memorizing her face, thinking it might be the last time I see it.”

“My common sense is tingling.”

“If that hit you in the chest, I’m sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.”

"Look-- I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere but here. I'm all about long sullen silence, followed by mean comments, followed by long sullen silence"

“Shenanigans? Did you just curse me out in Irish?”

“You look like your an avocado that had sex with an older avocado but it was like hate sex.”

"I've played a lot of roles, damsel in distress ain't one of them."

"Why, hello gorgeous"

“Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…”

"I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."

"All the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex"

“She’s like the Batman to my Robin, but old, black, blind, and in love with me. Although I’m pretty sure Robin loves Batman.”

"One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor."

"I think you'd agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way"

"His name is Francis, he got his name from a soap dish"

"Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, your whole world will taste like daffodil daydream"

"I never said this but don't swallow"

"My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy in a fucking kebab"

"I gotta take you back long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex"

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ofbvllets-blog · 9 years ago

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reminder that i’m still here and i’m not dead ( yet ). i’ve had a metric shitton of things for classes to do, including trying to pull my bio grade up from the garbage can. i should be back sometime next week when things die down a little. wade is still here to be an asshole with everyone.

#;; ✘ συт σƒ вυℓℓєтѕ ✘ |ooc|#plz forgive #i will be back soon i promise #i like this muse too much to fade out

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