officecryptid

[officecryptid]

I started this tumblr before Covid closed down everything, way back in Feb 2020. At the time, I was always stuck late at the office. Always stuck working while my coworkers chatted. I thought this would be an amusing way to catalogue the absolutely dumb-as-fuck things I overheard in a corporate office setting.

Now I’m a cryptid trapped in a bedroom/office. I love working from home. I don’t miss people. But I am tired of everything being so shitty all the time. I’m tired of this shit news and shit people and my shit luck. If one more thing in my house breaks I’m going to rip the screen off my bedroom window, leap out, run into the woods, and become feral.

[officecryptid]

stop saying yes to the shit you hate

[officecryptid]

Favorite quote from this Monday morning meeting: “Set goals, but don’t expect to achieve them.”

[officecryptid]

Management read a new book, so we have to have an hour long meeting about it first thing Monday morning.