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official-magnus-institute · 8 months ago
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hi people
this is us speaking ooc for a second.
sadly we do live in america, and this means 2 things for this account.
firstly, it means that my rights and i, as well as my partner, are in trouble
secondly and MOST devastatingly, were taking a hiatus from both accounts. this one and @official-magnus-institute
im sorry, but i do have to focus on protecting myself right now, and thats gonna be a 24/7 thing
for now, askboxes are closed and i will return when i can. my cat says hi
i am here.we are here. LGBTQ people will never be erased.
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official-magnus-institute · 8 months ago
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Trick or treat. :) Are any of you dressing up for halloween?
All of us are! As the scariest thing we could each imagine:
Eachother.
Im going as Tim, Tim as Elias, Elias as Sasha, Sasha as Martin, and Martin as me. I trust Martin enough to not mock me too harshly.
As for your treat, lets just stick with this classic spiral lollipop. It's endless, and the sugar high it gives is.. debilitating, but worth it. Michael made it herself!
J. Sims, winning the costume contest.
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official-magnus-institute · 8 months ago
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trick or treat!
After reading some of your usernames, I wish I could just. Un-read.
Anyways, I think it's only fitting that you get the spider-net tights. Yeah, this is somethingg that we've had in the archives and told Tim many, many times not to try on.
They're cheap looking tights, one size fits all type thing, with a distinct spiderweb pattern. You're irresistable now. Like, very irresistable. You'll enjoy the paparazzi eventually- until you realize you can't shoo them off.
J. Sims, Happy halloween, Spiderf𓁹cker
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official-magnus-institute · 8 months ago
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ooc//
I got the tabletop rpg and Im going to start vibrating at an alarming rate due to pure excitement
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official-magnus-institute · 9 months ago
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Trick or treat
You got the figurine of the invisible man. Yes, it's really there, you can feel the weight of it. Hell, you can even pose him. Not that it matters - no ones gonna see. You'll know he's there, on your shelf, but everyone else will glance over him. He comes with a hat a suitcase, and divorce papers (all invisible)
J. Sims, Happy Halloween
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official-magnus-institute · 9 months ago
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I saw the Halloween post, so.. trick or treat? :)
You got the Imaginary Friend!
I quite like this one really. Seems yours has taken on the form of a... little clown cat? It's actively sapping your joy, but seems you have plenty for it to eat for now. It'll keep you plenty entertained, until.. well. You can no longer BE entertained. Then it'll just start eating you plain and simple.
J. Sims, Happy Halloween
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official-magnus-institute · 9 months ago
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Trick or Treat °v°
Ah.
I see whats going on.
Well, lets see what fits you. Yes, here: Mothwing earrings. Real moth wings, by the way. You love a sense of community, and you will follow that light, that hum, and the spark when it hits you. Isn't it nice to be seen with such pretty wings? The moth these are from was just like you, and it will tell you how loved you are by all the little eyes, planting its thoughts into your ear. Everyone should have wings! Everyone should have wings like yours! You should show them the light.
Show them the humming, sparking light.
- J. Sims, Happy Halloween.
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official-magnus-institute · 9 months ago
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Dear followers,
For the month of October, we will be doing trick or treat. Please submit 'Trick or Treat' through the askbox without anonymity so we may assess what treat you will get!
- Elias Bouchard
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official-magnus-institute · 9 months ago
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Going on rollercoasters while being an Archive Of Fear is an... interesting experience. I wait in line and feel my own fear build, but as soon as it starts, it all dissipates. I feel the screams of each person behind me translate into each individual fear. One with the fear of a malfunction, a screw coming loose, someone with a fear of the drop itself, someone fearing getting stuck upside down...
On the ride photos, I notice I stare right at the camera, as if Im just taking in each curve and bolt and shake of the ride.
I do enjoy them though.
J. Sims, thrill seeker (?)
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official-magnus-institute · 10 months ago
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avatars will really say like bfkdbcj djd fkbf and not elaborate. yeah you go
formal code cracking timothy stoker
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official-magnus-institute · 10 months ago
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Collect my Pages
I would but I have a job to do, so...
J. Sims, who's not about to take orders from ANOTHER freak in a suit
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official-magnus-institute · 10 months ago
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anyone like mother mother over there
most of us. i like the newer stuff, jon likes the dance and cry album, and elias is more into the sticks and eureka. all in all, no none of us are mentally stable, thanks for asking!
formal kayaking timothy stoker
THATS it i never HAD a middle name
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official-magnus-institute · 10 months ago
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oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
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official-magnus-institute · 10 months ago
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ok!!! whats ur favourite miku song? im a ghost and pals fan myself so i enjoy 'entomologists' but 'popipo' is another fav of mine
Dear Anon
I want Triple Baka NOW
-Elias Bouchard
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official-magnus-institute · 10 months ago
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can i blast miku in the archives yes or no
Dear 'Anon'
PLEASE
- Elias Bouchard
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official-magnus-institute · 10 months ago
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Hypothetically, if there was an unholy chimera yhat I can only vaguely identify as a mixture between a wolf, cow and some sort of deer or elk repeatedly hunting me on my daily morning jog, would the law allow me to shoot it? And, if yes, would this be a solution? Time sensitive, I am being chased.
If I'm not wrong, if it's self-defense (which I think the law would recognize a Cowolfelk as a threat) it SHOULD be fine.
If you can kill it that is. Honestly, I would just see it as a motivation to change your jogging route. Or, if you're REALLY determined to exercise, just see the Cowolfelk as a... personal trainer of sorts.
J. Sims, fitness pro (lol)
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official-magnus-institute · 10 months ago
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Jon, do you hate your job?
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J. Sims, I wish I was a librarian
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