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(Nomin) lean on me (leave your mark behind)

Jaemin can confidently say that he peaked at age five.

"I can barely choose what I want to eat for breakfast, and now you tell me that I have to choose my own soulmate? That's crazy. That's too much responsibility for me."

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(Haobin) XV. THE DEVIL (Reversed)

Hao’s nails aren’t long but they’re carefully manicured, edges smoothed over into perfect almond shapes. “Of course.” Her grip is stronger than expected. Startlingly so. “Let’s put on a good performance, Haneul.” Her smile is more of a smirk and her voice is low with intention. Haneul knows this look. It wasn’t always familiar, but losing weight and getting hot meant that she quickly became acquainted with it. Ah, she thinks, conflicted. Zhang Hao wants to fuck me. She’s fucked her friends before. That hasn’t gone so well.

Detachment, independence, freedom, revelation.

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(Sungso) 5am, we feel so good, it’s almost frightening

It’s a little out of character for him—Sungchan always has some sort of confidence in him, even if that confidence might be misplaced. Right now, though, he seems to be relying on Sohee to guide him through things.

“Sungchan-hyung,” Sohee murmurs, letting his head fall back against the wall. He’s not usually so upfront, doesn’t always like to reach out in fear of not being grabbed in return. “Aren’t you gonna kiss me?”

OR, Sohee, Sungchan, and kissing.

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(Wontaro) give me your TMI

Then, he says, “I’m Wonbin. Bini, remember?” The man—Wonbin—reaches his hand up and runs his finger over the shell of Shotaro’s ear, a cat-like smile curling to his lips. “You’re kinda cute when you’re all forgetful…”

Okay, sure. Yeah. Whatever Wonbin wants him to be, he guesses.

OR, Shotaro gets mistaken for someone else by a drunk guy at the club. It can’t get too messy, right?

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(Eunchan) the roommate situation

“Do you—”

“It’s not—”

“Like for feet, is it a feet thing or—?”

“I don’t—” he starts, then takes a moment to self-reflect. With a crackling voice, he says, “Maybe?”

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(2Chanz) the sungchan incident

The door slams closed behind him and Jungwon finally gains the ability to speak.

“Anton, are you fucking my RA?”

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(Haobin) free hugs! (blind trust experiment)

hanbin conducts a social experiment where he stands in the middle of a busy shopping district to offer free hugs to strangers while blindfolded. he hadn't taken into account the possibility of someone breaking down in his arms.

♡♡♡

"can i get your name?" he asks. "i'm hanbin."

"hao," the guy manages to answer through his sobs.

"hao," hanbin says. "wanna talk about it?"

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(Haobin) make me feel it

Ricky picks up after an annoyingly long moment. "Hao-ge? What's up?"

"Do you think Hanbin would fuck me?" He hears something falling and Ricky having a coughing fit. The audio becomes a bit fizzy.

Or Hao is horny and desperate, he's tired of pining and one day decides to take action

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(Haobin) i like u

he’s already dialed hanbin’s number before the full weight of what he’s about to confess settles on him. hanbin probably won’t even pick up, and hao can just leave a voice mail confessing his sins. unless he shouldn’t? what if hanbin is already asleep, and he has to wake up in the new year to the news that his precious basil child is dead?

hanbin picks up after only four rings.

“hanbin-ah, i have something to confess,” hao cries into the phone. he probably looks utterly miserable from an outsider’s perspective right now, sitting on the curb in the center of campus with tears streaming down his face.

“i killed it.”

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or, what (not) to do when you accidentally kill your situationship's basil plant that you were supposed to be taking care of during winter break.

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(Wonsung) fresh cherry pie

Wonbin looked disgusted by him, however briefly, his pretty lips curled into a snarl. That glare that made Sungchan feel like dirt, ashamed for this most minor of indiscretions.

Sungchan finds it so unfathomably hot.

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(2Chanz) anton vs. phoradendron leucarpum

“Please don’t tell me you’re going to kiss me the entire time I’m here.”

“Don’t worry, Chanyoung-ah, I only ever kiss once.”

OR, Anton and his war against a very holiday-specific plant.

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(Hyuckle) tangerine love (favorite)

“Are you my sugar daddy?”

It’s very difficult to leave Chenle of all people speechless, but Donghyuck’s always been prone to do the impossible.

“What?”

(i (omega, 25) am in love with my best friend (alpha, 24) and he offered to help me with my heat. what do i do?!)

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(Wonsung) pretty baby with the sun in your eye

“Hey,” Sungchan remembers suddenly, “do either of you know a Roman emperor with a four-letter name? I don’t know these things.”

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(Sungseung) I’m coming out as someone who loves things unevenly

There’s a faint drizzle coming down on the windshield. The van is warm since Sungchan left the engine on, and the mixtape Wonbin made for Anton is playing, the one he never gave him.

(And it isn’t really anything.)

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(Nahyuck) body-ody-ody!

Two gay men enter a macho muscle-men café.

There’s no punchline, that’s it. Donghyuck still thinks it’s funny.

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(Nahyuck) kiss kiss fall in love!

In true Jaemin fashion, he faces this life-changing realization in the way he faces everything else: in a very convoluted, round-about way that is inconvenient to everyone.

(surely, jaemin thinks, there are zero consequences to kissing your friend. cost-benefit or whatever.)

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(Haobin) the group project is NOT going well

Hanbin: Are you all able to meet on Saturday to work on the project?

Hao: no im planning to be sick that day

Hanbin: You cannot be serious