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everwalldigan · 1 month

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(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)

Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.

JL: he killed 80 people in two days.

Dick: …he’s adopted?

Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???

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starzovermarz · 2 months

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stupid

#hm I wonder why that is! anyways!#this is a case of unreliable narrator. cause he actually is always stupid.#another incorrect quotes comic thingy #I don't have any more ideas for these. but I'm sure I'll find more dumb stuff for them to say sooner or later #incorrect quotes #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #my art ☆

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caputvulpinum · 2 years

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

#postscript;#if you try to tell me cain and abel were not brothers in christ shut up pls #i've studied theology for nearly a decade. i know more than you.#christ's harrowing of hell exists to retroactively turn all of humanity even before his existence into ''brothers'' in christ #because it is not a literal term it is an evangelist term. bc christianity in all denominations is evangelistic in nature #not being a christian is 1. a moral incorrect choice according to them and #2. not actually possible. everyone is judged as a christian everyone is fundamentally supposed to be christian #calling someone a brother in christ is just calling them christian.#so ergo according to doctrine cain and abel are in fact brothers in christ #but #and this is far more important than any of that #i was not trying to be perfectly accurate to the theological timeline of the tanakh vs torah vs old testament vs new testament vs apocrypha #i was trying to make a silly one line joke on the internet #and all you do when you try to go Well Actually They Werent is make yourself look stupid and pedantic.#so for the love of god stop it with needing to be right online im so bored and tired

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lilislegacy · 25 days

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percy: *intensely watching the news, waiting to hear about something he may have caused*

piper: come on percy, come eat with us. you’ve been sitting there waiting for hours. if something happens, you’ll hear about it eventually. a watched pot never boils

percy, distractedly: yeah and an ignored one boils over

piper: that-

piper, turning to annabeth in confusion: have i been spending too much time with him or is that one of the most logical things i’ve ever heard someone say?

#i love the thought of him shocking people with intelligent comments #BECAUSE HE’S ACTUALLY SUPER SMART AND NOBDODY FUCKING REALIZES IT #i’m sorry for my outburst #but i do love the thought of percy always surprising piper with wise comments #percy jackson #piper mclean #annabeth chase #incorrect quotes #hoo incorrect quotes #pjo #heroes of olympus #percabeth #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #riordanverse

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maybmila · 4 months

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Stay tf away from him ur scaring him lamb

Messy incorrect quotes there will be more

#cw suggestive #lamb actually leave him tf alone #i hc that they very rarely have any bedtime activities bc lamb can barely handle vulnerability like that #but lamb is just a teasing asshole #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #narinder x lamb #cult of the lamb narinder #incorrect quotes #cotl incorrect quotes

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 2 months

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Jason: I feel awful about killing you.

Tim:

Jason: Even though you technically never died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

#batfamily #incorrect batfam #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #give it a break Tim #some of us actually died #guys this is about battle for the cowl not titans tower

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latte125 · 6 months

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aang: zuko won’t trace it back to us

sokka: are you being serious right now? zuko traces everything back to us. he traces things we haven’t even done back to us

#avatar the last airbender #aang #avatar aang #sokka #atla #zuko #prince zuko #incorrect avatar the last airbender quotes #source: tumblr #zukka #not actually #I just want y’all to know I ship them #the gaang

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kobkobold · 1 month

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Jason: For the record, I'm only here for Alfred's cooking

Dick: Yes! Right out of the gate!

Jason: What?

Dick: We're playing Jason Bingo, family dinner edition

Steph: Everyone's filled their cards with Jason related scenarios, first bingo gets the last cookie

Dick: I had "Jason says he's only here for Alfred's cooking" right here at the center square

Jason: Grabs Duke's bingo sheet "Jason explains that he's late because he had crime boss business" Well what if I did? Sionis is being a bastard and I had to get some orders going and- I'll mark it off for you

Dick: I think I got the winning card here: "Jason tells us that he's allowed to be a drama queen, because he played Lady McBeth in 8th grade"

Jason: I hadn't had my grow spurt, none of the girls wanted to.

Tim: This is a fun one: "Jason calls me by some stupid nickname".

Jason: Shouldn't have said you wanted me to say it, Tim... bo. damnit! It just sounds wrong... I don't like this game.

Damian: As expected. "Todd objects to Todd Bingo."

Jason: Oh, fuck off

Duke: Jason drops an f-bomb! That's two!

Jason: Well, guess what, I can spoil your little game by just sitting down and saying noth-

Dick: Anyone has "Jason misses his chair?" No one?

Jason, still lying on the floor: I should've stayed dead...

Everyone: Jason makes a death joke!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #I haven't actually watched brookly 99 #this just came to me

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mactavishenjoyer · 6 months

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(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

#idk something about price acting like a father to ghost so everyone actually thinks he's his dad #call of duty #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soap mactavish #ghoap #kyle gaz garrick #john price #john price cod

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everwalldigan · 2 months

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My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

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hinamie · 7 days

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"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"

some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3