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Normally puns don’t get him at all, but being sleep-deprived does something to you as a person
#art#perry#heinz#such mood#the sleep deprived just makes it all 200% funnier#no preventing the insanity giggles
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Heinz wondering where his therapist went just to find out he got institutionalized.
Heinz: I was wondering where my therapist went just to find out he got institutionalized. So I have realized that I need to find the best therapist in the tri-state area so they won't leave. (just like his parents) Behold! My stability-inator! It will find the most emotionally stable person in the area. So I will take it to a therapists office and find the most emotionally stable therapist to rant to!
Perry: *I may have caused this*

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NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME THAT THE NEWS GUY FROM SEASON 5 DOESNT LOOK LIKE 80% OF HUMAN PERRY DESIGNS (credits to artists in pictures)
#perry the platypus#phineas and ferb#human perry#pnf#pnf fanart#pnf spoilers#ITS HIM#ITS HIM I SWEAR#the butts match /j#PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT#DOPPELGANGER!!!
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Human Perry doodle
I love the idea of his tie being based off of his Canon design. I put him in heels because why not, he rocks them.
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pnf revival challenge day 42: Fire!
Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything! ✨
YES I REACHED SO HARD WITH THIS PROMPT, GET IT CUZ LIKE FIRING THE INATOR FIRE HA HAHahhahadfdhsdg *hysterical sobbing* anyway candace getting to know because of carl was not on my bingo card #[ ]">
[revival challenege masterpost]
#phineas and ferb#pnf#pnfrevivalchallenge#perry the platypus#carl karl#candace flynn#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher#The puppy dog eyes i cant#candace sitting in the couch and suddenly remembering bunch of random stuff: something just happened
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Mr. Stark I don't feel so good...
#perry the platypus#phineas and ferb#pnf spoilers#mr stark i don’t feel so good#woops my hand slipped
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Day 9: AAH HUSBAND TIME
Pet and owner moment <3
@howtonerdoutovereverything oops i forgot to tag u
Bonus:
Nothing funny just peace and love on planet earth
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Love the Perry John mulaney
Perry mulaney
there are two wolves inside me
one cringes when chibiverse makes perry talk because it’s weird
the other needs to see perry mulaney asap
#absolutely#he has the sarcasm for it#perry the platypus#he is 100%the type to be cakm and composed till hes drunk
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my friend @msmimundo and I were very serious about this yesterday
FAQ
Whats the audio?
this is the audio
Are you serious?
yes
Why?
yes
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Happy PnF Spirit Week, first prompt is up on my AO3!!
Link to the prompt post if you want to join in!
Chapter Summary:
Charlene just had to forget that she owed Heinz monthly alimony. She just needed to show up to the lair unannounced, using her key and not knocking so he didn’t have time to prep. And she just absolutely was required to bring Linda along for the trip, because they were going to their cooking class after the errand.
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Pnf Spirit Week Day 1
This is my first ever comic and it was kinda rushed so please excuse any mistakes.
Im super excited for the new season and love all of the events people are putting together for it. Today's pnf spirit week prompt was a good opportunity to have some perry and Lawrence content. Hope you liked it!
#perry the platypus#human perry#lawrence fletcher#pnf revival#pnf fanart#phineas and ferb#pnfspiritweek
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Primal Perry
Anyone else notice how much genuine fear and tiredness we saw in perry this episode? Like when he actually took a moment to pause and enjoy himself like this you can see how genuinely exhausted he is.
He had to fight for his life repeatedly in this episode to the point he was attacking and evading with not the goal of winning like when hes fighting doof, but the goal of living/surviving through this situation.
I don't think people fully realize how dangerous his job gets sometimes. It's mentioned a lot how goofy but sometimes dangerous his and doofs fight are/get. But when it comes to episodes like primal perry or the intro to sidetracked we see the darker and more dangerous sides to his job.
Its definitely an interesting side to what he does we get to see in these episodes. Although it definitely shows how much he goes through and does to protect people.
#rant post#mini rant#perry the platypus#phineas and ferb#primal fear#I bet he has a passport for when hes traveling on missions
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it's like yin and yang (heh) you love the fruit but the fruit don't love you. Like a cute and angry cat. The pineapple hate me soul and eats me alive while enjoy how delicious it is
lloyd is mildly allergic to tangerines but he LOVES tangerines (his throat will get itchy or something)
if lloyd is in the kitchen and quiet for too long one of the ninja will go check on him, then find him hunched over on the floor absolutely destroying like 3 tangerines
why do people that have fruit allergies have the thing they’re allergic to as their favorite fruit?
#ninjago#fruit#allergies#ninjago nya#jay ninjago#The pineapple is soo good and juicy and I want to eat it all but it hate my soul with the hatred of 1000 suns#My family is terrified of me going into anaphylactic shock
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