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Drake And Selena

Drake and Selena Together at last, who would've known? it happened so fast but Chris brown had seen stranger things, Joyner Lucas can attest to that The Weeknd and Rihanna were no longer fans but Drake and Selena knew it was all part of Gods Plan the masses were angry but they Killed 'Em With Kindness, after all they knew that people were just being childish. Rihanna was sent an SOS and rushed home to save face, only to find that they had found love in a hopeless place. not even Fenty could fix this situation, it would take a lot more than a little foundation. since arriving she was still waiting on her standing ovation, but it never came, now Selena was everyone's total Fixation. The Weeknd Was Pissed, first Bella now her? Drake said that's right no hotline bling for you no more The Weeknd unwilling to give up wouldn't stop blowing up Selena's phone, Eminem responded the hills have eyes you should have known. now drake and Selena brought together by fate, Justin Bieber said The Weeknd is right I'm feeling some way. Justin begged and pleaded please take me back. Drake said we never went out boy. get up you look like an ass. Beyoncé chimed in with if you love it then put a ring on it. to which Drake replied that's why Rhianna's still single. Everyone  looking  for the Weeknd to react until suddently they turned to see Fergie once   again tinkle. The news was just too much too for her bladder to control, The Weeknd whispered don't worry, well keep it on the down low. The Weekend to Drake but I'm the life of the party. everyone knows, to which Drake replied your Party's over, Come on Selena We're going home. Then up pops Little Dicky screaming what the hell did Justin and Drake switch bodies, is it freaky Friday again?  Ed Sheeran speaks up no I am still who I am. Selena spots Taylor swift and runs really fast to greet her. Taylor said don't sweat it girl just sit and be humble. I learned this from my friend Kendrick Lamar. he's got bars and bars and all the stars.  Except for me yelled Cardi B. cuz I'm a boss, you worker these is bloody shoes. A Day To Remember comes in and says you know to keep your hopes up high and your head down low. And all at once everyone said but have you heard drakes flow? in comes MGK yeah I heard the breaking news, from like the year 2002 but Didn't I also hear big Sean say I don't fuck with you? to which Ariana responded I got 99 problems and that bitch ain't one. Taylor Swift says why you Gotta be so mean? and Kim Kardashian replied cuz you cant keep your voice off my answering machine. then here comes Kanye had to make his presence known and began to belt out Pinocchio Lil Xan said that's all you got? and before you knew it he was bitch slapped by 2pac. in steps Eazy E, And he said that's what happens when you mess with a real Motherfuckin' G.. Eminem comes back with Jimmy can crack corn but I don't care, I knew your career wasn't going nowhere. time to get back to Selena and Drake, true love at last and fuck all the hate. Just as they were headed for the door, Drake, Bella and Justin blocked the way so they couldn't leave. No, they said you have some explaining to do. Okay Started Selena I know your ego is really huge but wolves was about Drake, it wasn't about you. You messed up too many times in the The past. You're not the one you had your last chance. The heart wants what it wants and mine wants Drake, I'm so sick of that same old love, you're nothing but a snake. And as for you The Weeknd, you're  in love with yourself. lying, claiming you almost cut a piece of your life out. I'll pray for you and it'll take a lot, cuz face it Starboy, lust for life ain't what you've got. And if your time was so wasted with me maybe you should go back to Bella Hadid. I'm sure you've already given her a call. Not back together? Maybe that's why you're the king of the fall. I used to be all apologies but not anymore, I've come to realize it's drake I adore. After all this it was Drakes turn now. Rhianna now its your turn to take a bow. You're just pissed cuz I wont be the next man down. I may have started from the bottom but look where I'm at now. With the one and only Selena Gomez she makes me proud. Ya see, some dreams money can't buy. Selena is one and I want her forever mine.