narrator: Mewtwo was created in a lab almost 20 years ago
me in a theater full of children: I WAS THERE!
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i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser
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Not even on some cheesy shit
Sometimes i feel so uncomfortable in my own body i look up at the stars and just feel... homesick.
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[singular] y’all
[plural] all y’all
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Commiting the unalive one day at a time. Slowly.
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good morning bisexuals
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i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today
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Bisexual.
Bipolar.
Bilingual.
The holy trinity.
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJkmGv4f/
Follow me I’m gonna start making more tiktoks ❤️
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*adopts 420 children* haha raise it
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The world used to be so simple and slightly more pure 🥺 ugh
A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.
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Shoutout to future me, that bih really rich and happy laid up with her mans that's wild.
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i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
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I’d like to personally blame Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, and Greta Van Fleet for my overwhelming love of being called “mama”. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers presently
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