“Just hit it with the nukor for a few seconds or something.”
You know...
A lot of people are talking about the romancing our drifter will be doing when they get back to 1999, I wanna know how they're gonna react to the food. Think about it! The only foods we've really seen a lot of in warframe are those weird cube things, fruits from cetus and maybe some kind of helminth byproduct (shudder) how's our drifter who's grown up with this stuff gonna react to pizza for the first time? I can just see my drifter going full goblin mood and carting pack stacks of pizza back to the future and lamenting that the orokin yet again probably took away something beautiful from the people of the origin system. As she cries into another slice of pepperoni.
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Even for something that’s primarily text, I can just hear the sarcasm dripping from her voice.
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With the benefit of hindsight, I'm wondering if Odysseus pondered if he should have kept the siren tails as an emergency food source for the crew, or if that would have also been worth a punishment from the gods.
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Looking at the Pretender Class card, I thought it had a fucking beak, and was referencing Raum of all people. I’m kind of disappointed that it’s actually more like some ghoulish looking thing instead of that crow.
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Abyssal Worm
Abyssal Wyrm
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Since this is a berserker Guda, I can’t help but feel like the lead up could be a surprisingly civil conversation that ends up having a similar energy to this.
Berserker Guda with the lowest possible level of madness enhancement who really only quality as a berserker because they can't be anything else, whose noble phantasms are every single valentine & bond gift they ever got from servants. Sadly this is no gate of babylon shit they can't summon it at will, to have access to these items they need to open up their own chest like a closet and rummage through their insides to pull out whatever they need. To be clear they don't have any organs in there or anything but it's still very much the inside of their body and not a pocket dimension, you can see the flesh and bones all around and the items are often stained in blood. When asked about their lack of organs, they just shrug. "If you want to keep every single person you love inside of you, you need to accept to throw away some parts of yourself."
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You all know what option I had to go with.
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I just notice a Mordred and Fran doujin in the background, and now I’m wondering if there actually are any out there
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idk what you guys are talking about this lostbelt fucking rules
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As a Destiny player, this line of dialogue almost made me shout out of pure reflex.
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I am so sorry jojo fans I will never understand it I literally never will I'll see the world's most beautiful art with this like incredible tragic framing and religious motifs and then I go check the tags and the characters name is Hot Pants
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remember when i drew the independent lucent hive moth as a cute girl? well i did it for the dreaming city cat statues too.
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I am caught up on the Archon quest, and all I can think at the the moment is that I want to torch the Akademiya like the Library of Alexandria.
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