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I personally think that they’re both fucking idiots. Like, yeah, ok you’re good at tennis and have high IQs. But you know what the smartest thing would have been to do? Walk tf away. Oh, there’s a weird note book that fell from the sky with DeathNote written in it and I’m pretty sure that it has magic powers? Well that’s nice. Not for me though I’m giving it to the tweaker on the side of the road personally, let’s see what HE does. Oh, there’s a mass murder with magic little powers who’s freaking out the entire world? That’s weird. Someone else can deal with that tho, I’ve got more than enough cash to retire now and hope that his magic ass doesn’t kill me, peace out ✌️

Like, dude, no one is MAKING you play these gay ass little mind games of yours, this is just the worlds most fucked up hobby for you. I’m going to have a normal life where I occasionally turn on the news, see whatever buckwild shit has happened involving the DeathNote, shrug, and move on. Seriously man, I might be a side character but I’m going to be a smart side character

My favorite type of Death Note takes is when people are like "L should've just taken the chance and kill Light because -" and then start spouting Kira's rhetoric word for word. Second favorite is "Light was so stupid/evil. If I had the death note - ". Alright, man.

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What kind of EVIL person decided to make a public bathroom in ARIZONA and not put in ANY air conditioning or ventilation??? WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS??? I’m trying to take a shit, not pass out from heat exhaustion with my pants around my ankles

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WHAT THE HELL MAN. My BEST FRIEND who is MY AGE just called me “MAMA”.

This wasn’t even like, as a joke, this was a genuine slip of the tongue too.

Like, other people have accidentally called me “mom” before, and when it’s people like my little sister (who is only two years younger, mind you) I can excuse it because she’s been accidentally calling me Mom for basically our whole lives. But my BEST FRIEND???

What the hell, I’m too young for this! I’m not a mother, I’ve been voted ‘most likely to become a drug addict’ out of my entire extended family before! I SHOULD NOT be a mother!!!!

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As in… there will BE no locusts…?

YESSS A BOUNTIFUL HARVEST!!!! At last!

Excuse me sir, God hath not responded to me yet, so I'll ask ye, but don't tell the village I did. Can ye give us a good harvest this year?

no.. locusts

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I loev. You

I love long showers, I love forehead kisses, I love groceries

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Ah Tysm! I KNEW that there was a ton of stuff hidden SOMEWHERE behind all the articles on Christianity! This is so helpful<3

UGAAAAA-

Currently trying to research fig tree symbolism, and NOTHING is coming up that isn’t based around its symbolism in Christianity!

Like, YES it’s helpful to learn about this one specific part of its symbolism, but what about LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE?

Sick of reading about its ties to the Old Testament! Need to read about figs and their relationships with ANY OTHER RELIGION TOO!

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Lowkey, the Book of Deuteronomy got something right with the whole seven sacred species. Literally every thing on that list of sacred species is delicious and amazing.

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UGAAAAA-

Currently trying to research fig tree symbolism, and NOTHING is coming up that isn’t based around its symbolism in Christianity!

Like, YES it’s helpful to learn about this one specific part of its symbolism, but what about LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE?

Sick of reading about its ties to the Old Testament! Need to read about figs and their relationships with ANY OTHER RELIGION TOO!

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Garters+ lacy thigh high stockings

evil wizard fit check, go

robe

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Obsessed with the lack of reading on this site

whenever i wear lip plumper i feel like the tom hardy myspace baddie duckface selfie

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Morality and mortality should kiss. With tongue.

Send post.

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I was just chilling when a friend asked for some change and I had the humiliating experience of having to tell them “ah, sure, just give me a sec?” While rooting around with both hands in what I am now seeing is a much too large pocket.

Wearing an oversized hoodie is all fun and games until someone asks for some change and you have to use both hands to dig around in a single pocket.

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Wearing an oversized hoodie is all fun and games until someone asks for some change and you have to use both hands to dig around in a single pocket.

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Weigh your words…

Mr. the King sir, what do you have to say about orange juice?

sincerely, an insect

Woah mama they seek justice? Have I wronged them??

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We are not in the same boat. Never say that we are, because it will very rarely be true.

Our boats are caught in the same storm, however, and that counts for something. It must

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No more E-coli. Only E-colUs. Were infected together, love wins❤️

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Eating blueberries is great! But then you meet the 1 in 4 that is evil and wants you dead.