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If your a headcanons and scenario writer who always reference the readers skin tone.

I’m judging you. Like I want all the smoke, cause y’all get on my fucking nerves.

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AWWWWWW TY !!!! I know I'm not as active as I once was, and I really appreciate the kindness! We love you over here too, your work is amazing!!

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Hello!!! I hope you’re doing okay!! I wanted to say thank you so much for following me and know from the bottom of my heart I treasure you! Please stay safe out there and know this blog is always here for you! You matter in this world and I love you! ❤️

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Hey pal I know you haven’t been around in awhile but you’re SO RIGHT Doffy would truly only use slurs I’m glad to have found someone with a correct Doffy opinion

I'm a martyr in the business 💀 his stans have been biting my ankles since I dropped the take it's why I vanished /j

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I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD

AND ILL BE GETTING ONTO STUFF FROM THE INBOX ASAP

THIS WONT BE LIKE MY WATTPAD FOLKS I PROMISE

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Pirates and Flirting - Strawhat Edition

Maybe I'll stop bashing your fave, I dunno

Luffy

He doesn't flirt directly, he was the kid who thought throwing sand at you before screaming and running away counted as a confession... It's still like that for him, it's just a different flavor

He shows indifference when it comes to materialistic things, words are his weapon and he's a shitty aim.

To make it short, his perception of flirting... Could be better. Hey, it's the thought that counts.

Zoro

Can he flirt? No.

Will he try?? Definitely not.

If you thought Luffy was bad, he looks like a cassanova compared to Zoro. Any rare break from his bad boy shtick to express his feelings for you would more than likely be physical. The guy just isn't good with words, you know? On the bright side, he freaks out whenever he's the one being flirted with.

Nami

Finally, someone who isn't an embarrassment to the game.

Nami's a bit of a tease, but she always means well when it's with you. Her favorite way to flirt is to write clever little pickup lines in slips and slide them over to you in secret. She loves to get you flustered.

Usopp

This dork.... This absolute dork.

Usopp wouldn't lovebomb you, but you'll definitely need to be expecting a lot of little compliments from him throughout a day. He just likes making you smile with them.

Of course, he has a set boundary as to where the flirting goes, so if it gets out of hand he might shut it down just in case.

Sanji

Well.. Guess I better sugarcoat this before any Sanji stans come for my throat.

His flirting is a bit over-the-top, but Sanji's words are definitely elegant and passionate.

He likes to dip into physical contact as he's flirting, so expect some cheek kisses and hugs from behind.

This guy doesn't have boundaries, so the important thing to do is set yours.

R.I.P. Chopper (Idek how the fuck to write him in here but I'm pretty sure that isn't much of a loss, no offense)

Nico Robin

Robin can't lead on flirting, but she can certainly give good comebacks.

There's no chance of you besting her in flirting, she'll always have the last word... And hers are considerably better.

The two of you have a very flirty way of speaking with each other in general, so it's pretty common for plain talking to slip into actual flirting

..She flirts with knowledge. She can and will turn a polynomial into a compliment.

Franky

A tip for you Franky kinnies: DAD JOKES DO NOT COUNT AS FLIRTING. I HAVE TRIED, TRUST ME.

He says the corniest shit to you and wears it with pride, appreciate him

He can dish it out, but under no circumstances can he take it. You flirt back, he's a blushing tin can incapable of communication.

Brook

He flirts, yeah. Grandpa here uses Shakespearian limericks to try and get you to swoon.

IDK how many times I gotta say it... HE IS EXPIRED. PAST HIS EXPIRATION DATE.

At the very least, you'll get a serenade, which is pretty nice.

Jinbe

He doesn't exactly flirt.. He just likes complimenting you.

He won't say anything disingenuous to you, everything he says he loves you for is the truth. He means it.

Jinbe wouldn't use pick-up lines, and even if he did he'd probably avoid looking at you as he was doing it.. It just isn't his thing.

He's a modest guy, so he might get flustered if you flirt back.

Sorry if this one seems a bit clunky with wording, I did this on-and-off over a pretty long span of time

Lmk if you want certain characters to be done, I can do custom groups (You can specify if you want to be tagged or not, I don't mind either way)

Ask box is open

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Unrelated but mega important!

I want to do my best to be inclusive with my work, but being inclusive means portraying people of their respective groups in the correct way.

If you see that I've made a mistake in my work in ethnic or cultural portrayals, PLEASE let me know!

This is learning experience for me, I want to understand what I did wrong so I can fix it and do better!

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Sorry about the lack of uploads.

People have just been pissing me off lately (Adult bullshit, amirite?) And while it isn't an excuse, it's an explanation at best. I'll upload when shit blows over, I don't want my negative vibe fucking up my work for you all.

Thanks for your likes and support on my stuff, it means a lot!

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Rating Pirates on whether you should date them or not - Dressrosa Edition (Pt. 1)

Once again, these are just for fun and are my opinions. Chill out.

1. Doflamingo

-3/10

I say this as someone who can stand looking at him... Just no.

Is this guy human or cockroach I can't fucking tell

Literally a manipulator, good for character development but therapy costs a lot more

He makes fun of poor people before getting angry at them for being poor

Also he's kind of a colonizer but ig we can't talk about that here...

2. Trafalgar Law

8/10

He's cool, Law probably knows where the good tattoo places are

He gives off that "Emo Hipster Barista vibe" and I honestly think it's hilarious

He does not sleep, please make him go to bed pulling all-nighters isn't cute

Only reason I docked points is because he looks like my uncle and it's scary

3. Bartolomeo

7/10

Barto's literally just an intimidating geek and I love that concept so much

He'd try to impress you a lot, but I feel like that would be showing you his Straw Hat Pirate collection or something dorky like that

Despite the whole nerd thing he has going on, he's got some violent destructive issues and I really don't think that's good to overlook.. Docking points there

Very good at doing home piercings

4. Bellamy

6/10

Alright.. Let's get this over with

You can expect a lot of loyalty from Bellamy, but he'll probably do stupid things on impulse because he'll think it'll impress you

He posts like a fucking DAD

He feels like the type to make fun of you for stupid things, he'd laugh at you for being shorter than him because he's 240 cm (7'10")

All in all, Bellamy's going to love only you, but he's going to be a jackass during that period of time

5. Cavendish

4/10

Cavendish was the kid who who had a "demonic side" in 2008 and wasn't lying about it

He's a theater gay, I can't see anything past him besides just being a hoe on stage wearing heels

He'd treat you like his understudy rather than his partner, which is obviously an issue

He's just very self-centered, and that has to be resolved before anything can work out successfully

Part 2 will be out soon I think, I have to think of characters that fit the bill on here

And before you all ask Dellinger is a big no-no, I don't touch that minor shit

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THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT AAAAAA💞🥺💙💞

hi! wondering if you have any op writing blogs to recommend? i’m just getting into the fandom, but struggling to find some other blogs to follow!

thanks in advance 🥰

Of course I do!!!

Here are some that I personally follow: @chloenanami @goingmorry @cherryblossom-chopper @cyborg-franky @missallsundaes @mcdonaldsmanager @sashi-ya @portgaslari @vemuabhi @kaizokuwritings @tooweirdforyou @my-one-piece-experience @musical-apple @donvampiro @schizosstuff @asce-of-hearts @doctorgerth @tangerinesdream @idontlikeiobsesswriting @kaizoku-hesuta @one-piece-but-smitten @une-femme-de-lettres @misc-headcanons @stupid-sloot-headcanons @charlotte-headcanons @lordduckass @strawhat-bast (she doesn’t take requests, but her work is great!) @thousandsunnyhoe @shankspants @thatbadbruja @pagingdoctorbedlam @sabosbigtophat 

Also for some blogs I know about, but don’t know how to interact, so I stalk them from the shadows lmao: @imasimpforshanks @kaizoku-pirateking @coraterve @one-piece-aus @myonepiece @littlesniggy @laws-hat-headcanons @quartermera @dreamingrouge @trashytoastboi 

Hope this helps!! (also sorry for tagging everyone lmao-)

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Rating the Straw Hat Pirates on whether they're good to Date or not

Reminder that these are for fun, and they're just my opinions. Take it with a grain of salt

1. Luffy

4/10

Points on the funny little smile he's got going on

He'd be fun to date, but I honestly feel like he wouldn't be interested in the romantic aspect of a relationship

He's going to eat the stock of your favorite food because he'll literally eat anything, which is a major problem imo

2. Zoro

3/10

He's pretty ignorant, that's a loss of points

Sorry, he's hot and all but like.. I feel like he'd come up and personally tell you he clogged the toilet and I don't think anyone's prepared for that

Idk, I wouldn't really recommend him as a date,, the only reason he's got points is because he has looks

3. Nami

9/10

Would definitely treat you right

You might have to teach her how to tie tennis shoes.. She probably has no idea how

The only real con of dating Nami would be her tendency to run.. I mean it's reasonable, but she can also murder people with clouds, so..

Other than the running thing she is a definite girl boss who would love and respect her partner, she has my respect

4. Usopp

8/10

Is my bias showing? Yes, yes it is

The only issue I have with Usopp is he still lies.. I get it, it's his thing.. But he said he'd cut that shit and HE STILL HASN'T

He's funny, cool and fun and I honestly think he'd treat you right, he isn't a careless person

He probably knows good coffee places, I'd date him

5. Sanji

-10/10

I'm not going to lie, I honestly don't know how to feel

He would fawn over his lover... But he'd do it a lot. Like, at the clingy level.

He's also kind of sexist?? "I don't make friends with women" bro what the fuck???

He does not wash his ass. He washes everywhere else but his ass bc he's terrified of being called gay

All in all stinky little closet bisexual possum man, I fear his kind

6. Chopper

4/10

Overall a cool guy to hang with, just not a dating type

See, my main issue is Chopper is built like he came out of Toys-R-Us

Don't get me wrong, he has a really nice personality and I like his character, but... My boy sounds like he's 10 when he's literally 17

He'd be a good person to go to the movies with though, he'll get a child discount

7. Nico Robin

10/10

Robin is the cryptic goth mom friend of the ship and I love her for that

She's patient, loving and funny with her little weird comments, she'd treat you wonderfully

She'd probably take you to a cemetery for no reason, just to look around (ghost hunting)

Not really a complaint about her, but... Oda, why did you take her melanin please-

8. Franky

9/10

Franky's definitely pretty weird, I'll give you that, but he'd definitely be good to you in a relationship

He has a giant robot body, you'd probably get a lift whenever and wherever

Like I said before, he has that supportive chaotic dad energy, and people with that energy are really cool to date

Just don't ask him about cars, he might start ranting about why classic muscle cars are cooler than hybrid racers

9. Brooke

1/10

The only reason he has a point is because I'd be curious about dating a skeleton too

Besides his skeletal physique, it'd literally be like dating your grandpa.. Which is weird

HE'S 90 YALL GET A GRIP PLEASE

THIS IS BEYOND AGE GAP THIS IS ERA GAP HIS FIRST DRIVING LESSON WAS ON A H O R S E

10. Jinbe

100/10

That is a man who would pay for the meal, all the points

He is respectful, courteous, responsible and sweet he is a package deal and NEEDS TO BE APPRECIATED

He has to give great hugs, I don't believe anything else

Remember how I said Franky was the chaotic dad friend? Jinbe is the responsible dad friend

He is soft and squishy and strong. Need I say more

Lmk if you want me to destroy more French Blondes for you, ask box is always open

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Side Characters and Affection

I personally believe these characters deserve proper recognition and I am doing my best to provide it here

Heat: He's less about words and more about action. His way of saying "I love you" is probably holding a few of your fingers and giving them a little squeeze, or locking pinkies with you. Subtle little notes of affection only the two of you can understand. Of course, he's much more grandiose with his physical affection when it's just you and him. He likes holding you to him and just talking about random things that make no sense.

Wire: Though he's a bit stoic in his general appearance, Wire is very shy when it comes to love. He doesn't refuse you or your affection, but he has a great big blush every time you give it to him. Wire does his best to express his love for you, but it can be a little hard to get the communication clear. He's definitely a catch, all you need is patience.

Hildon: Without a doubt, this bat fellow will treat you right. A major fan of PSA (Public Show of Affection), he's there to hols hands with you whenever you need him. His favorite show of affection is touching foreheads. He finds it endearing and genuine. Make sure you don't give him too much at one time, though. It may give him an overload.

Shyarly: Shyarly is most definitely a sweet-talker. She makes it a mission to fluster you as she whispers new ways of saying "I love you" into your ear. She likes being a big spoon, but she won't refuse a hug from behind. Because of her size, she ensures that she's gentle when giving you affection.

Fukaboshi: Being a prince, Fukaboshi was raised to be devoted and respectful to his partners. He's a big fan of cuddling, but all he really wants is to spend time with you. Even if it's just giving each other a smile, small bouts of affection in your togetherness will go a long way.

Duece: Although he's a bit anxious when it comes to PSA, Duece is very fond of tender moments behind closed doors. Peppering you with kisses is his favorite pastime, and he enjoys laying his head against your chest when the both of you cuddle. As long as you let him know it's okay to let loose sometimes, you'll have a very faithful partner indeed.

Wanda: Though she acts serious for the sake of her work, it's obvious that she's very open about her affection. She likes to listen to you, and doesn't mind holding you in her arms when you need it. Wanda's favorite kind of affection is giving you kisses when nobody is looking. She just wants to let you know how much she loves you, whether it be through a kiss or just telling you herself.

Bepo: Bepo's very sensitive, and he cares a lot about what you think. He's a very affectionate person, prone to hugging and physical contact even subconsciously. He needs attention from time to time, as he's self-conscious and might read too much into things.

If I think up any more underappreciated side characters, I'll do more of this! Hell, if you all can think of any, send em in!

(Edit: NOT ME FORGETTING THE TAGS)

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The Shichibukai and Pet Names

More hot takes because I have nothing better to do-- Includes former Warlords

Bartholomew Kuma: When he wasn't Terminator incarnate, I'd assume he'd prefer using your name. Unless he'd want to show affection, then it would be a cute nickname like 'honey' or 'dear'.

Boa Hancock: She'd go overboard with the nicknames and would go wild when you use a pet name for her.

Donquixote Doflamingo: If the Doffy stans weren't looking I'd tell you he would say slurs.. But other than that, he'd call you those weirdly promiscuous names like 'kitten'.

Crocodile: Masochists better buckle up-- This man is gonna call you a bitch. His bitch.

Gecko Moria: HE IS GOING TO CALL YOU HIS SUSSY LITTLE BAKA.

Dracule Mihawk: Mihawk would definitely sweet-talk you in Romanian, so expect terms like 'draga mea' (my dear) and 'lubirea mea' (my love).

Jinbe: Jinbe would definitely use the endearing pet names like 'dearest' and 'sweetheart'. Alone, he'd definitely use those super-corny phrases like 'my one and only love in the world that I support and adore so much' because he gives off that energy.

Edward Weevil: He doesn't know how to use pet names, so if anything you will be called a muskrat.

Buggy the Clown: Buggy would use those funny reverse pet names like 'stinkee' or 'dumdum'. Don't worry, they're meant well.

Edward D. Teach: Blackbeard would most definitely use those slicker petnames like 'babe', 'toots' and 'sweetcheeks'. But he'd say it in a way that'd make you feel second-hand embarrassment even without knowing him.

Trafalgar Law: Honestly, I don't think he'd ever use pet names. He'd never admit it, but pet names would most likely be super embarrassing to him. Law would show affection best through action rather than words.

No, I am not sorry for the Doffy Slander.

(He's a textbook colonizer, come on)

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Rating the Straw Hats on whether you should hug them or not

A hot take by me

Luffy: 2/10

He's cool but... He only showers once a week. If you hug him you won't be able to get rid of the frito-sweat smell.

Zoro: 7/10

Once you get over the alcohol stench.. He's got mommy milkers. Just don't hug for too long, he'll get weird.

Nami: 11/10

She'll definitely rob you when you're busy hugging her but it's donating to a good cause, she's a good hugger.

Usopp: 10/10

He probably gives very good hugs, there's no way he smells bad either bc he takes care of his hair you can fight me on that.

Sanji: 1/10

For your health and safety do not hug this biohazard, if I elaborate I will get attacked.

Chopper: 100/10

Do not squeeze him hard, he is not a toy. Other than that, he's a great travel-sized hug buddy!

Nico Robin: 15/10

She's literally the mom friend, and she can make a double of herself?? Yes???? She'll give you the gentle, caring hugs.

Franky: 4/10

He's very bulky post-timeskip, but His supportive chaotic dad energy makes it natural his hugs are rib-crushing.

Brooke: -1/10

He's.. Bones. I'm sorry Undertale fans that is not huggable material.

Jinbe: 180/10

He is friend-shaped, supportive and squishy. Idc if he might smell like fish he is one of the most huggable characters.

Tell me if I should do other groups in the One Piece Series!

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Fearless

Nami × Reader

Tags/TW: Small bit of Sexual Harassment

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"Oi bartender, hit me with another whiskey."

You managed to croak, your hot cheek resting comfortably against the cold leather of your jacket. It had been a rough night for you. Right now, you were trying to burn it out with the Fireball you kept ordering. The barkeep cocked a brow at you, passing silent judgement before sliding you the glass. You took it up gratefully, sipping at the poison. She glanced at you a few times, unable to hide her curiosity as she finally spoke to you.

"You don't seem like the heavy drinker type. What's your damage?"

She asked. You looked over at her again. She was unbelievably pretty. Long, ginger hair fell far past her shoulders and draped down her back like a fiery waterfall. A mirthless chuckle escaped your mouth before you sipped at the glass again.

"Nothing major, not worth rememberin' anyway."

You replied. The answer doesn't seem to satisfy her, you could tell from the way her hazel eyes lingered on you. She fixed a drink for a fellow not too far down from your stool, and you let yourself get back to your thoughts.

Nothin' major... What a load of horse shit.

You thought bitterly to yourself, unable to push it out of your mind.

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"Fired?!"

"Exactly right, [Name]. The company has no more need for you here. I'm sure there are plenty of opportunities for new wor-"

The man jumped as you slammed your hand down against the desk, standing upright. You were a tall individual, and the way your boss cowered under your shadow emphasized it greatly. Your eyes narrowed at him viciously.

"May I ask the reason you're firing me, sir?"

You growled, venom dripping as you addressed him by the title. He swallowed, looking up at you sheepishly. You weren't stupid. You knew why. You just wanted him to grow a pair and say it to your face. You watched him take his time, gathering his courage before glaring up at you fearfully.

"B...B-Because you're terrifying, damn it!!! Now get off the premise b-before I call security on you!!"

He shot back, his voice high and squeaky as he shot up and pointed at the door. You let out a huff, shooting him one last death glare before turning on your heel to stalk out of the office.

"Fine, you've been a pain in the ass anyway."

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"--You okay there??"

You snapped your head up, brought out of the memory by a voice. It was the barkeep again... What was her name? You managed a grin, shifting slightly on the barstool.

"Yeah, yeah. Just got a little lost in thought,"

You paused, squinting at the small tag above her chest that held her name.

"Nami."

You looked back up at her, seeing her give you a small smile. You liked that smile. It was warm, radiant. Most smiles that were aimed your way were nervous or uncertain, so the little gesture felt like a nice change. You went back to your drink, but eventually your eyes wandered back to Nami. She really was beautiful. A sigh escaped your lips before you caught yourself, mentally blaming the drink for the rouge tint of your cheeks as you chug the rest of it down. Lovely as she was, that smile was only given to you because you were a customer. People like you were too scary for a fragile thing like love. You couldn't even remember your last relationship.. Maybe that was just because you forgot. Either way, you felt the chances were slim. Getting out of the depressing subject, you watched a man wander back towards the bar from the table section, a few of his friends not far behind him. He had an arrogant look about him, something told you he felt like starting trouble. He came over to where Nami was, leaning against the counter towards her. She only spared him a glance as she fixed drinks for the other patrons, flashing him a quick smile.

"What can I get you?"

She asked him. The grin on his face grew wider as he glanced back at his friends. You studied him silently from your seat, taking in small details to get a read on him. He was tall, a little taller than you, even. His face was marred by multiple scars, the way they adorned his face told you he had earned those from fights. Your grip tightened on the whiskey glass in your hand, your mind on edge as he leaned in closer to her.

"How about a round?"

She raised her eyebrow at the request, crossing her arms as she chuckled. You knew what he meant, but apparently Nami had missed it.

"Bud, I need to know what kind of drink you want."

She replied. The smug expression of his refused to falter as he let out a sharp laugh. You weren't liking this guy, not one bit. Your eyes hardened as you watched the interaction.

"What kind of round? I'd say a rough one in that hotel nearby when you're done here, pretty lady. What about it?"

He replied. His friends chortled in the background, whooping and praising his wit like a pack of yesmen. This could go one of two ways; either he takes "no" or he doesn't. Paired with the little fleet of kissups he had with him, your gut told you "no" wasn't in this dumbass's vocabulary today. Nami sighed, closing her eyes. With her beauty, she had to be used to the gross flirts by now. That thought gave you no comfort whatsoever.

"That sounds really nice, sir, but I'm not really interested."

She replied shortly. You hid a snort at the blunt reply, going unnoticed by the man. His eyes narrowed at the answer, and within moments he had overstepped his bounds tremendously. His hands had snaked over the counter, going immediately to Nami's ass. She let out a yelp, but she didn't fight back. She couldn't. Like hell you were going to let this go.

You stood up slowly from your seat, your blood boiling as you approached him. He looked over at you with a disinterested expression, looking nonchalant as he gripped her behind.

"What d'you want? I'm in the middle of something here."

He grumbled. You ignored him, your eyes going over to Nami. She let out small whimpers as he groped her, your eyes locking with hers.

She looked terrified.

Your movement was swift and powerful. You raised your left arm, and your hand locked itself onto his head as you forced it down against the bar counter with a monstrous force. His hands flew away from her as he screamed out in pain, clutching his face. You broken his nose, along with a few of his teeth. God, you wished you could do so much worse, but you wouldn't dare to scar Nami with any more of that. Your eyes narrowed down at him dangerously, your anger raw and barely contained as you maintained the grip on his cranium.

"That wasn't a smart thing to do, pal. She just told you no, that wasn't a fuckin' invitation. You're lucky that I haven't fucked up more than your face, you pig."

You hissed into his ear, letting his head go before taking him by the collar and tossing him at his friends. They caught him unsteadily, looking fearfully over at you. You looked down on them, your voice a deep rumble as you growled over at them.

"Get out and don't come back."

You stated. They didn't need to be told twice. No sooner than you said it, the small troupe scrambled out the door, carrying the incapacitated harasser with them. You turned back to Nami, your eyes searching her worriedly.

"Are you okay?"

You asked, the concern obvious in your tone. You met her eyes again. You knew you were scary, what just happened had to be terrifying for her. She probably saw you as a monster now.. No more sunshine smiles for you..

But there wasn't any fear in her eyes.

She grinned up at you, looking amazed.

"I'm okay now, don't worry! That was terrifying though... I don't know what would have happened if you didn't come save me like that.."

She said, shivering. You felt a blush crawl into your face, smiling back at her sheepishly.

"I-It's no big deal, really.. I just did what was right."

You replied humbly, scratching the back of your neck. She shook her head at the reply, her gaze full of fire.

"You just KO'ed a guy bigger than you like it was nothing!! Don't go all modest on me with that kind of stunt, I owe you big time!" 

She replied firmly, taking your hand in hers and giving it a quick squeeze before putting it down. You looked away, feeling your blush grow rapidly.

"At least let me thank you somehow."

She offered. Your heart skipped a beat. Maybe there was a chance.. You look down at her, swallowing.

"Well, I'm free on Wednesday if you wanna head to the movies that night.."

You reply, setting your hands in your pockets awkwardly. Your eyes drift back to her face, and the sight almost makes you lose it.

She's blushing.

No weird face. No grimace. No sign of rejection. Hope sparked inside of you and caught on your heart like wildfire as she felt her cheeks, avoiding your gaze in an embarrassed fashion. Adorable. Finally, she looked back up at you, giving you that sunshine smile that you were growing fond of.

"Okay... But can I know something?"

Taking a second to get out of your dumbfounded stupor, you looked down at her curiously.

"Of course, what's up?"

She giggles.

"What's your name?"

You pause, processing it for a minute. Finally, you let out a laugh. It goes for a minute before you calm down, apologizing before catching your breath fully.

"Sorry about that... I had forgotten to introduce myself, I'm so stupid!"

You chuckle, shaking your head. You hold out your hand, offering her your first genuine smile of the night.

"I'm [Name]."

She grasps your hand, shaking it slightly.

"I'm happy to finally know it. How about you come here around 7:30 that day to pick me up?"

You grin.

"Sounds good."

Suddenly, the back pocket of your riding pants started to vibrate. You rolled your eyes, pulling out your phone to see your friend was calling. They didn't call unless they needed you down there for something. With a sigh, you look back at her apologetically.

"Sorry to cut this short, but I gotta go. If that fucker gives you any trouble again, call me."

You say, taking out an old receipt and a pen from your pocket to scribble down your number. You slide it down towards her along with the money for your drinks before heading towards the door, taking up your helmet on the way out. You can feel her eyes on you as you go.

The eyes that refuse to fear you.

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I SMELLED NAMI STANS AND I HAVE COME TO FEED YOU HELLO I AM HERE

By the by, most of my reader inserts are gender neutral and unless someone specifically requests for a gender that's how it stays

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I feel so sorry for the people who got that on their feed-

WHY DIDN'T THAT LAST FIC SHORTEN ITSELF ITS SO LONG 💀

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WHY DIDN'T THAT LAST FIC SHORTEN ITSELF ITS SO LONG 💀

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Midnight Baking Lesson

Sanji × Reader

Tags/TWs: Minor injury mention

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It all started with the wrong decision on how to hold the knife. Your index finger had been perched atop the back of the blade as you roughly sliced the vanilla bean pods. You didn't know why, but it was somewhat impossible to get under control. You had tried to reposition the bean pod, and that was when your finger and the knife slipped.

You quietly nursed your cut finger with a damp washcloth, glaring at the herb in frustration. It was the middle of the night, you couldn't risk waking up your friends, especially Sanji. He was the one you were trying to make this for, after all.

A month ago, he had mentioned his birthday, and despite offers from the crew of having a party, he declined for some reason. It had only been about a year since you had been traveling with the band of wild pirates, but you had gotten to know them all pretty well, and you knew Sanji wouldn't pass up a celebration. You looked at the clock through the dim lighting of the moon, frowning. It was about 12:14 A.M., Sanji would be awake by sunrise. You had time, but if you kept slipping up like this that wouldn't count for much. You sighed, picking up a small bandage and tying it around your finger before going back to the cutting board. Initially, you had planned to make him a pie, but you thought it would just be easier to make him a little cake instead. The rough handling of the bean pods had made little noise, but it was enough to stir Sanji and put him on high alert. He crept out of bed, convinced Luffy was attempting to break into the refrigerator again. He snuck down the stairs stealthily, his sock-padded feet silent on the wood as he made his way to the kitchen. He opened the door, blowing his sneaky cover out of the surprise of seeing you.

"[Name]?? What the hell are you doing in here?" He asked, startling you. You hadn't heard him come in, so it was a bit of a cold shock to see him out of the blue. You set down the knife quickly, making a futile attempt to hide the sloppy slicing job behind you.

"S-Sanji!! I could ask you the same thing, why are you up so late?"

You asked, internally twinging at the nervous edge of your voice. He frowned at you, his eyes wandering to the mess behind your back in curiosity.

"I thought I heard Luffy gorging himself in here, so I was going to surprise attack the shithead.. But instead I found you."

He explained, raising one twirling eyebrow at the cutting board.

"What were you trying to do in here...?"

Damn, you were caught. You sigh, looking down at the ground.

"Well, when we were all talking a month ago, you mentioned your birthday. I know you said you didn't want a party, but I thought I should.. Well.. Let you kick your feet up for the day, and bake you something special.."

The last few sentences were mumbled, your face growing flustered as you revealed your birthday plans to him. You look down at the floor, feeling dumb and expecting no less of an insult from the ship's cook. You heard nothing, and looked up to see the cook with a rather surprised look on his face. Not only that, his cheeks were tinted a rosy hue.

"You.. You wanted to do that... For me??"

He asked in confirmation. You nodded, looking up at him sheepishly. You watched as he took a moment to process, looking a little red in the face as he faced you again. He let out a huff, your face burning as he came up behind you and started to correct your mishandling of the pods.

"W-Well, let's start by showing you how to actually deal with these."

He picked up his own paring knife from the block and took a piece of the butchered pod, focusing on his cutting as he explained your mistakes.

"First, you gently make a slit through the center like so,"

his knife gracefully glided through the vanilla, and he spread the newly-cut wings of the bean pod. You clumsily followed, your large chef's knife feeling a little clunky for this job. He nodded in approval, looking around at the assortment of ingredients in mild confusion.

"Before we go further... What exactly was your game plan here?"

He inquired. You blushed slightly, feeling dumb with the gradual realization that you forgot to plan ahead of that.

"I.. Was going to wing it. I would have flipped through some of your cookbooks to see for a recipe."

You admitted. He sighed, but it wasn't out of exasperation. You were surprised to hear a small chuckle follow as he lit a cigarette, opening a few windows to let the cool night air in. His laugh is kind of cute, you realized, blushing more. He took a drag from the lit cigarette, chuckling again.

"What am I gonna do with you?"

He asked rhetorically. You were left to sit for a bit as he put away and pulled out new ingredients, but you let it go as soon as he brought out the buttermilk from the fridge. You frowned, you may not be an expert in the kitchen, but you knew buttermilk wasn't something you'd usually use in cakes.

"Buttermilk?"

You asked aloud, wondering what the blonde was up to. He looked back at you, grinning as he pulled the griddle from it's hanging hook on the wall.

"I figured we make something quick and easy, and breakfast is a pretty easy start to a day, so why not some old-fashioned pancakes?"

Well.. It was technically morning. That, and pancakes were fun too. You nod, getting out some whisks and mixing bowls from the cabinets. With that, Sanji started instruction.

"First order of business, Mise en Place."

He stated. You cocked your head to the side, unfamiliar with the phrase. He took a drag from his cigarette before elaborating.

"It's a phrase that helps with organization while cooking. Getting out equipment and measuring everything beforehand to make the process easier."

He explained. Ah, so getting everything ready. You nod, looking around you to see the equipment was mostly there. The only thing needed was measuring cups and bowls for the measured ingredients. You got to work, being stopped almost immediately by the blonde.

"[Name], you need to sift the flour first. If you mix it in like that, there will be clumps."

He instructed gently, coming from behind you with the sifter to do it. It was only about a few seconds, but the warmth from his proximity almost made you want to scream. However, you let none of this show as you continued to work under his supervision, listening diligently as he showed you small tricks on how to make your food better. You got to the point of mixing everything, and he once again came up from behind to guide your hand as you whisked the wet and dry ingredients together.

"See, you need to watch how much you mix it, because it's super easy to let all of that air out of the egg whites we fluffed."

He explained. You nodded, letting him lead the way as your hand relaxed into his. The blonde's cheeks were dusted a light pink, but he dared not comment on it. He cleared his throat, separating before gesturing to the skillet. On the counter beside it lay a butter try with about half a stick settled on top of it. Sanji took out a butter knife from the drawer, cutting off a bit before flicking it onto the hot surface. A soft hiss sounded, letting you know it was ready to go. Before starting on cooking the pancakes, he glanced over at you.

"Would you like to do the honors?"

He asked. You chuckled nervously, feeling a little inexperienced compared to him. Even so, it was his birthday. You needed to at least do something to lighten the load. You grabbed a flipper, giving him a determined look.

"Yeah I do!"

He laughed, stunning you for a second. It was still so pretty, even if you'd heard it so many times before. You snap out of the daze as he goes over to the batter bowl, taking up a ladle and dropping small amounts of pancake batter into the skillet. The butter and mix hissed dully, letting you know that it was cooking. You shuffled over to the stovetop, monitoring the pancakes carefully.

"Make sure you don't flip them prematurely, then it's going to take longer. You'll know it's done when the bubbles rise up from the backside."

Sanji said, peeking over your shoulder. You stiffened a bit, something Sanji managed to notice. He frowned with mild concern, looking at you.

"Are you okay? You're acting a little weird, [Name]. Have you had any water lately?"

He asked. You shake your head vigorously, anything to get him from being so damn close. You see bubbles rising to the top of the batter, but you wait. You watch as more bubbles come up, and you decide to flip. To your surprise, the pancakes are a beautiful golden color, the outside browning crisp thanks to the butter. You look back at Sanji eagerly, and he returns the smile you give him twofold.

"Look at that! Not bad for the first batch. They usually turn out pretty iffy when I flip the first few."

He said. You rolled your eyes, knowing it to be a lie. You punched his shoulder gently, chuckling.

"Don't pull an Usopp on me, blondie. I know everything you make in here comes out perfect."

You retort lightly, surprised to see Sanji's blush of a reaction. You turn back to the pancakes quickly, feeling a blush creep up in your cheeks as well. A small silence settled on the both of you as he poured batter and you flipped. As it progressed, your thoughts ate at you. Looking at the situation clearly, your plan was backfiring. Sanji was being forced to cook on his birthday, all because you were too ditzy to handle baking him something. These intrusive words shifted your attention, causing you to use more strength than necessary to try and flip a pancake. Alas, the spatula slipped, and so followed your hand. There came a yelp, a clatter, and small shouts of concern from Sanji. Your hand had made contact with the sizzling skillet only for a moment, but your pinky and palm still hurt like hell.

"[Name]!!"

In an instant, he snatched up your arm, taking you over and plopping you down in a chair before moving the skillet off of the burner and grabbing a clean washcloth off of the counter. He ran it under the tap, squeezing out the excess before gently setting it against the burn. You winced, feeling horrible. He squatted down next to you, emotions in turmoil within those blue eyes of his. You avoid his gaze, feeling ashamed.

"[Name], please look at me."

You bit your lip to keep it from trembling, your good hand curled into a fist as it sat in your lap.

"I'm sorry, Sanji, I really am.."

You whimper shakily.

"Why are you apologizing? It was just an accide-"

"That's not what I'm talking about... I mean I'm sorry you had to cook on your birthday because of me."

There was a small silence before Sanji finally chuckled, taking your good hand into one of his. You blushed, it was rough and somewhat calloused from cooking over the years. You look into his eyes, unable to stop the tears from rolling down your cheeks. He was so sweet, even on the day he should be treated like a king he was there, tending to you. His eyes softened as he wiped your tears away, a smile on his lips.

"You're too kind, [Name], but you don't realize.."

He softly squeezed your hand in his, turning red as he gave you his best grin.

"Being able to cook with you makes this one of my best birthdays."

You burned a bright scarlet, registering his words. You can almost see the steam pouring out of your ears from the heat in your cheeks, uttering out incomprehensible babble. He laughed, letting out a little sigh before kissing your forehead. You jumped at the affection, looking up at him in silent bewilderment

"Alright, now no more tears from you. Hang tight over there, you can't cook with your hand seared like that. I'll be done shortly."

He stated, standing up to his full height before going back to the flapjacks. All you could manage was a dumb nod, watching him intently as he focused. You let out a little sigh, unable to help the rush of affection you felt for him. Despite being a weirdo sometimes, he was one of the most polite, gentle people you had ever met. Soon, he had finished the work the both of you had started in a timely manner, even managing to wash the dishes as well. He went to plating, breaking out some fresh fruits for additional garnishes before setting down two beautiful plates of food on the table. One was topped with raspberries and lightly drizzled with honey, and the other happened to be topped with your favorite fruit along with honey garnish. He slid the latter plate towards you, handing you a small bundle of silverware tucked neatly with a napkin. You chuckled, taking it.

"You can't go without being a little fancy, can you?"

"You're acting like it's a bad thing."

You smiled at each other before digging in.

Without fail, both plates were without a speck of food. You let out a contented sigh, looking over at Sanji. He had lit another cigarette, the stick sitting delicately in between his fingers as he looked out at the sea through the window. He was so pretty, you had always known that, but you had never bothered to acknowledge it. You were pulled out of your thoughts as he got up from his seat, letting out a sigh.

"Well, I'm gonna go."

Sanji said, giving you a smile before turning to leave. You got up from your own seat, getting in front of him before giving him a hug. Surprised, he took a moment before reciprocating, his arms holding you close. If you couldn't manage to express it through his field, maybe you could do it in a way you both understood.

"Happy birthday, Sanji."

You whispered. He chuckled, resting his nose in the crook of your neck.

"Thank you for making it happy, [Name]."

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This is a repost from a book I have on my Wattpad, a friend suggested I put it here so you all know how I write (although this is very, VERY old)