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Yomikawa (after Accelerator returns from WW3): okay you know what? You're in timeout! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Accelerator (struggling to climb up the fridge): this house is A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
#to aru kagaku no accelerator#accelerator#to aru series#to aru majutsu no index#incorrect quote#this crossed my mind every time I saw this vine#someone had to do it#yomikawa aiho#deserves a best mom award
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Yomikawa, texting: Are you drunk?
Accelerator: No.
Yomikawa: That's good.
Accelerator: I accidentally took ecstasy though.
#to aru majutsu no index#accelerator#yomikawa#last order#a certain magical index#to aru kagaku no accelerator#incorrect quote#you can't tell me his laugh isn't caused by drug abuse
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[Accelerator, Last Order, and Misaka Worst are out buying groceries for Yomikawa]
Accelerator: Excuse me? I lost my daughters. Can I please make an announcement?
Store Clerk: Of course.
Accelerator: *leans in to mic* Goodbye you little shits.
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I want to see his first awakening after headshot (and much more that the original stories including his spin-off don't show us)
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Accelerator: *sends Touma a selfie with rows of empty seats in the background*
Accelerator, texting: Look at all these people wanting to date you.
Touma: But you are in the picture.
Accelerator: Did I fucking stutter?
#to aru majutsu no index#a certain magical index#accelerator#touma kamijou#to aru kagaku no railgun#incorrect quote#I saw this and I had to do it
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