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[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

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Hi Sundae!!!

(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

Ship Sizes

Supercarrier: fandom flagship.  Everybody and their dog ships it.  The fandom is glutted with artwork and fic.  You cannot escape this ship.

Dreadnought: massively popular.  Nearly everybody ships it.  You can, with dedication, in theory, reach the end of the AO3 archive for the ship’s tag, but it’ll take a long time.

Cruiser: pretty popular ship.  Not everyone ships it, but everyone knows about it.  Has a good amount of fic/art, and probably multiple ask blogs.

Frigate: just plain popular.  Feels like it could use more fanworks.  New people to the fandom might not know about it, but they’ll stumble across it sooner rather than later.

Gunboat: bit of a rarepair.  It might have an ask blog or two.  A couple big name fans ship it.  Probably only takes a few weeks to get through the entire AO3 backlog, and one new fic gets added during that time.

Tugboat: rarepair.  Almost never seen except as a side pairing to a more popular ship.  You can usually get through everything on AO3 in a matter of days.  You’ve forgotten what it is to be picky about what you read.

Rowboat: less than a dozen people ship it.  You all know each other.  You exist in an endless cycle of the same five people desperately producing art and fic and one person who constantly contributes headcanons.

Canoe: you are one of maybe three people who ship it, and there’s a not-insignificant chance you’ve never encountered those other two hypothetical shippers.  You spend your days paddling furiously in hopes of keeping the ship afloat, dreaming of the day you upgrade to a rowboat so you can finally rest.

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[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

Hehehe... me too.

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit

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A spinner shark shows off its signature feeding strategy

[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

Ni plwade juse cone. help.

Pier, irs wirse.

Cem somwonr please comr? Inot feline. Wekl. helop.

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Cem somwonr please comr? Inot feline. Wekl. helop.

[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

He'll do fine Leo, I'm sure of it. Besides, I'm sure the "ghost" will keep him check if he does something silly.

I'll be okay. Like Leo said, just need rest.

@theoneandonlybabyblue

Hey Lee Lee..

How's Mazie doing today?

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Okay then! Alright Don, I'm coming.

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Set aside some time, as I have an important inquiry for you.

Say one were to encounter a slimy, grotesque, nauseating monster leaping aboard the ship and attacking them point blank...

How would one then handle said monster flopping aimlessly on deck? Note that the ideal solution would be not to touch it.

[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

Okay okay, clam down.

Pop is asleep now... but uh... @sundaescoops, @oneandonlydrdelicatetouch do you think you guys can take the wheel for a few minutes please? Do you remember what I showed you two?

It would be a major help.

@oneandonlywhalesharklover

Set aside some time, as I have an important inquiry for you.

Say one were to encounter a slimy, grotesque, nauseating monster leaping aboard the ship and attacking them point blank...

How would one then handle said monster flopping aimlessly on deck? Note that the ideal solution would be not to touch it.

[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

Huh? What? How did a fish get on board? The bow is at least 15 feet above the water line???? Can you take a picture of it??

I can come mess with it if you don't want to touch it, but I'll need someone to take the helm for a moment.

@oneandonlywhalesharklover

Set aside some time, as I have an important inquiry for you.

Say one were to encounter a slimy, grotesque, nauseating monster leaping aboard the ship and attacking them point blank...

How would one then handle said monster flopping aimlessly on deck? Note that the ideal solution would be not to touch it.

[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

How did you even find this?

Sweet clementine....

LEO... LEONARDO.

WHAT. ARE. YOU. PLAYING. NOW!?

[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

Sweet clementine....

LEO... LEONARDO.

WHAT. ARE. YOU. PLAYING. NOW!?

[oneandonlywhalesharklover]

I Made A Playlist!

Hope ya enjoy!

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Hmmmm...

Breathe Mikey.

How about I look for the source of this noise before we jump to conclusions? It'll be okay Mikey. Whatever or whoever it is, I won't let it get ya or Sundae.

So where are you hearing this? Near the engine? Storage rooms?

OK that's it, I don't care how much Leo insists ghost aren't real, PENELOPE IS 100% HAUNTED!

@oneandonlydrdelicatetouch and I have seen and heard too much!

Weird lights and mystic tingles the other night, shadows on the deck after dark, and these TOTALLY ghost vibrations from below! (>_<);

I bet the ghost took April's phone too!! :0

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What? That's strange. Penelope isn't that old. We're her second owners, yes, but it isn't as old as pop's old boat the Llyle K. Benjamin. THAT boat was for sure haunted.

OK that's it, I don't care how much Leo insists ghost aren't real, PENELOPE IS 100% HAUNTED!

@oneandonlydrdelicatetouch and I have seen and heard too much!

Weird lights and mystic tingles the other night, shadows on the deck after dark, and these TOTALLY ghost vibrations from below! (>_<);

I bet the ghost took April's phone too!! :0