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Demons probably get some things with humans confused with animals I think.

- Mammon freaking out at Beel sharing a snack with MC. Not because he wanted them apart, but because "BEEL NO HUMANS CANT EAT GRAPES", followed by a forceful full body squeeze Heimlich maneuver. (He was thinking of dogs.)

- It's MC and Belphies night to cook dinner. A particularly difficult to open lid results in MC gets salt all over themselves. Belphie, half asleep at the table JUMPS UP and frantically wipes the human off/shakes them so the salt goes flying everywhere. He grabs MC by the shoulders and observes their skin closely for any signs of burns/melting. There are tears in his eyes. (He was thinking of slugs.)

- Asmos closet is a mess. He's struggling to pair an outfit together with a somewhat limited color palette so that MC and Solomon could appreciate his beauty, even with their sad, pathetic, limited color perception :(

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The Break

Pairing(s): Fem!MC/Yuu/Reader x TBD

Summary: MC finally shuts down from all of her acts of helping with overblots and the countless favors/demands that are asked of her. When the Prefect of Ramshackle is the one who needs help, who steps forward?

WARNINGS

I am not the best at labeling warnings or triggers but I can say that this story is laden with neglect, self-neglect, anxiety, possible depression and attempts to justify the above. There could be more labels that I can add but i’m unsure how to word them - so please exercise caution.

Quick Note: The reader in this story is largely based upon Cinderella, for multiple reasons (#1 being that I want to and #2 being that I absolutely love Cinderella and think she’s amazingヾ(•ω•`)o ) . If that type of character behavior annoys or offends you, I recommend skipping this!

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purring dragonli

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Squish that cat meme but dragonli

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oh no

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I know the events can't be a super long story but the way those stories were so short is criminal. So I'm going to bless all of you with my stories and how I'd change them. First up is Hansel and Gretel

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Spoilers for the New Event!

My favorite story was with satan as the ax. Golden and silver satan was so funny. I can't stop laughing

Mammon just straight up chucking his brother into the lake. I love these boys.

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I DIDNT MAKE A TRANSFER PASSWORD FOR OBEY ME WHEN I WAS MOVING PHONES AND I DELETED IT 😭😭😭

Happy Birthday to me I guess 🥲

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The Little Ds are like kids and thus all the characters (except Luke) are DILFS thank you for coming to my TED talk

Lucifer is a double DILF

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The only time Barbs would ever slack off is right after he'd see a rat. Every time he sees one, it ends with him in your arms needing hours of cuddling & comfort. There there fearless demon.

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Magic Music Potion

You’re rather bored, which is always a recipe for disaster. You decide to play around in the dirt outside because why not, the Devildom has some nice plants. Beel has a garden, you remember and now you know what you’re going to do today. While you’re sniffing the flowers you get the great idea to try and prank the boys by boiling them and telling them it’s a ‘magic potion’ just to see them freak out when you drink it. (Hey, you let a homicidal cowboy out of the attic, you don’t have the best or safest ideas). If it was going to kill you Barbatos would stop you using his awesome magic powers Mc it don’t work like that. Using all of your brain cells for the day you make a smart decision and ask Beel, whose garden you’re stealing from, if they’re edible or not. With an affirmative you boil them into a beautiful red soup. You taste test it in preparation, because if it tastes like sewage it ain’t worth it. Whoops- turns out it did make a magical potion and now songs are going off around you at random.

Lucifer

How the fuck-

No. He should have expected this

Is really not amused

It’s incredibly annoying and disruptive. (Really during a meeting of all times!)

at least it didn’t hurt you

Can and will Avoid you

It breaks his concentration and it’s embarrassing (wow we would’ve never thought luci)

Feels bad about avoiding you and will treat them to dinner after the potions done

His First song : The Imperial March

You think the demons know ANY human things? Well maybe Levi but only Anime. Definitely not Lucifer; he's too important for that. So when the Imperial March plays when he walks into the room and lectures you he has no idea what it means. He likes it because it’s instrumentals and he thinks you really understand him and looooove him. Ego boost. Will be smug about it because even subconsciously You know him better than to play bleep bloop music. Don’t tell him - he’s a softie underneath his cold exterior. Also it cut down his lecture by like 30 minutes.

Mammon

He thinks it’s fun- at first

Gets over really fast

Very briefly thinks about using it to make money, but how tf would that work?

you have no control over the songs- and his feelings WILL be hurt

He will explode if a love song plays if he’s around

You broke him

Congrats

His First song: Money Money Money by Abba

Boy was talking about some get rich quick scheme (using your newfound powers) when suddenly this song started just blasting. It fits him well but he thinks you’re making fun of him. He gets super upset because of his giant fucking crush on you please date this hopeless tsundere he’s the Great Mammon and no one makes fun of him. Once again he’s clueless where it comes from, but unlike Lucifer once you calm him down and apologize/explain he will 100% be down to watch Mamma Mia. Ends up loving the song. Totally views it as your song.

Levi

*cue long ass anime title*

Is the most excited for this development

He thinks it’s so cool

He tries to get you to play Ruri-chan’s theme

What do you mean you have no control

Throws a fit & labels it useless.

His First Song: Wellerman

Listen you had a very good reason for this one. Levi’s room is essentially a giant aquarium and you were recently listening to some sea shanties because they slap (and tik tok was recommending them) so ofc they were going to pop out. Levi does not take it well. At first he thinks you’re mocking him until he remembers you don’t have any control. (I personally thought Leviathan was like a giant whale creature before playing this game lol). He kicks you out until the music stops and only lets you back in if you promise to at least play an anime song. Lie to his face.

Satan

Honestly also not the biggest fan

The only upside is that Lucifer absolutely hates it

Will try and purposefully cause the worst songs while Lucy’s near

He hates it when it happens when he’s trying to focus

Makes him angry but he never wants to be angry at you

Also logically he knows it isn’t your fault

But he will have to leave the room. :(

Only way to make him stay during one of them is to make it say cat (and mean cat)

His first song: Hello Kitty by Avril

By the time your special ability is set off around Satan you have an idea how it better works. You can feel the song ready to burst so you decidedly think cat thoughts, shouting “CATS'' at a very confused, book-reading Satan. It works- barely. The song starts and he quickly connects the dots. He is sooo smug about it. Sure it’s pretty sexual but it had to word kitty in it. Teases you a bit, “Oh you think I’m pretty, well kitten~” STOP SIR THAT’s ILLEGAL He will immediately send you to Lucifer’s room, chatting about the things Lucifer HATES in hopes it sets off an awful song.

Asmo

He enjoys it. Makes for good background noise

Let’s be honest almost every song has to do with sex

He’d be flirting and teasing

“Oh I didn’t know you were so kinky darling” STOP- NOT IN MATH CLASS

Sometimes he does appreciate quiet though

Constant noise is very stressful

And stress is bad for the skin

His first song: How to be a Heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds

Any pop song would’ve worked for Asmo. They’re all about sex but thankfully you weren’t alone with him maybe you were avoiding him- who wants to suddenly have Dick by Doja Cat play in class. His specific song gets set off after school (the next day) when you see him ditch you to flirt with someone else Solomon. He absolutely teases you about it, how his human is getting jealous. His coos over you until you kick his shins and then ditch him. He deserves it. (He gets you back later by making you play S&M)

Beel

He honestly just does not care

He doesn’t care about most things if it didn’t about family or food

After making sure it doesn’t hurt you he’d be like :/

Will sympathize if you vent to him

Dislikes it only if you hesitate to go out to eat with him bc his food time with you is important

Is 100% a pro at ignoring loud things

One of those people who like music for the rhythm (its me I’m one of those people)

Honestly one of the only ones who’s still willing to hang out with you- bribe him with food

His first song: Hey Brother

His is the second song you play (right after Lucifer’s which plays when he tries to lecture you). He’s not doing anything special, munching his food. He smiles and you and pats you on the head to cheer you up. The song fits him, a strong giant who loves his family. He blushes when he hears the song and gives you a snack! Swoon

Belphie

Sorry he can’t hear you he’s sleeping

Boy can sleep through a hurricane so it doesn’t change it much

Is what he thinks!

He is very, very wrong

They wake him up, they keep him up and he hates it

No one knows why- tf boy the one thing you’re good at

The only silver lining is Lucifer doesn’t like it either

Other than that- stay away from him

He isn’t sorry in the least

His first song: I Knew You were Trouble

You meet up with Belphie for your daily naps. Being an unpaid therapist and a student is really fucking exhausting. You’re tired af but somehow you can’t sleep? Isn’t he supposed to be the Avatar of sloth smh can’t even help you sleep. He tosses in his sleep, rubbing it in and boom the song starts playing waking him up. Now he’s crabby but he can stay mad about it because he literally killed you. If he tries to kick you out, play the death card.

Diavolo

Is having the time of his life!

He loves it!

He’s very easily entertained

So when you come to him after being kicked out to spend time at the castle he’s so happy

Loves finding and learning about human world Anything

So human world music? Amazing!

(lucifer picks you up 20 minutes in bc he forgot about Diavolo’s enthusiasm and is getting spammed with messages)

His first song: Troublemaker

When Lucifer drops you off at the castle you know it’s not going to end well. Lucifer on the other hand is still holding out delusional hope. Dia meets you at the door, vibrating with excitement. It’s like you got yourself a puppy. He leads you into the castle and you catch a sparkle in his eyes you do not like. The music doesn't like it either because that’s all that’s needed to tip you over into song. He will ask you a thousand and one questions about the song and plead with you to continue playing them Dia darling it doesn’t work like that.

Barbatos

Foresaw this and still judges you for your bad life choices

Also doesn’t like it

It does make it hard to talk with you because suddenly a song will play and that effectively cuts off all conversation :(

Will enjoy the little insight into your emotions when he’s just observing you doing stuff

He will kick you out if a song comes on with rats in the lyrics

After all this is over he will continue to silently judge you (at least he gives you food while doing so)

His first song: Immortals

Due to Barb’s all seeing magic powers he’s been avoiding you that it’s taken you several days to notice. He’s just so good at his job. Finally you corner him, telling him you miss him and confront him about using his time stuff to avoid you. He just smirks and you’re just hit with how fucking powerful and old this immortal demon is. Of course, this causes a song. Well at least it isn’t too bad. (You get him back later by playing 3 time-related songs in a row. He kicks you out when a Rat one plays. We’re the Rats apparently counts as a song)

Simeon

Incapable of feeling bad emotions

JK he’s also really annoyed by it

As a writer he mostly listens to lyric-less songs (or else he’ll start writing the lyrics), so when your songs play…

He will not write around you while the potion’s affecting you (which is a tragedy because sometimes he’ll write silly little poems to see you smile and read his favorite lines to you)

Your songs also make it impossible for him to hold a conversation with you so he can’t do that either

He gets annoyed by the interruptions and lose his train of thought

He will steal you away as soon as the potion wears off to make up for lost time

His first song: Angel with a Shotgun

This is the only one that turns out badly. You’re with Simeon, just starting to study Devildom history, and consequently the Celestial War. You’re trying to ask a question, in the least hurtful way because there’s just a whole load of trauma attached, man lost the brothers and Lilith and even if he wasn’t super close (I think he was a friend at least or a close stranger) it still was a loss. (I also headcanon that Simeon deeply regrets what happened) At first Simeon’s a little confused and annoyed bc he was studying, but he quickly freezes. The look on his face haunts you, even though it only lasts for like a second. After the song is over he’ll laugh awkwardly but he’ll leave sooner than anticipated.

Luke

Not as annoyed as one might think

Most because Simeon (and You) absolutely limit his exposure (Many songs just Aren’t Kid friendly)

Imagine to your surprise horror that the Kidz Bop versions play with him around

(are you subconsciously protecting your little bro?)

He likes the background noise while baking

Plus it’s like a direct look into your emotions and he likes it when a happy song plays around him

His first song: Cooking by the Book

The boy loves to bake, what can you say? It certainly doesn’t help that he’s conditioning you by offering sweets almost every time you see him. Luke, being an angelic little brother, upon hearing of your magic mishap bakes you a treat to make you feel better. (and Simeon too- he’s acting strange) When he gives you the treat- BAM he’s been song bombed. At least it wasn’t the remix, though you’ll never get back the thirty years that you lost. Rip. He doesn’t understand why you’re so stressed, do you want more sweets?

Solomon

This asshat

Doesn’t stop laughing for like a good thirty minutes when he hears

And then a good thirty minutes when he comes to see what the damage is nosy sorcerer

Will purposefully try and cause the worst songs for any given situation

Is a general menace

You catch him trying to feed you a potion that’ll extend the effects

Beat his ass

His first song: I Really Don’t Care

When Solomon first sets off a song, you’re exceptionally annoyed. The little bastard’s been bugging you all day trying to play a song because of him- mostly through text because you ARE avoiding him. It doesn’t work. So when Solomon starts complaining about it the song just slips out. He’s really smug about it and will increase his pestering. someone needs to listen to the song. Kick him. Or better yet sic one of the brothers on him. See how he likes that.

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Y'all I just had a thought and you get the misfortune of reading it

Spoilers? Kinda But not Really- We're talking about Belphie's Attic Arc here

Does the House of Lamentation not have any fucking pictures hanging around the house? Or like portraits or anything? Like they have photo albums but they serious don't hang any of them up? All of them are self-centered enough to do it. (Except maybe Beel. He'd do bc he loves his fam)

Look at me and tell me Lucifer wouldn't be the type of person to love those fancy rich people portraits. With like a cape or something and dramatic posing.

There's no cringy graduation photos? They've been in school for like years now. When Mammon finally moves up a grade you don't think Lucifer would make him take photos with a 'I've finally moved up a grade level' to shame him because he would. He would frame it and Mammon would hate it.

They've got to have taken an awkward family photo. Probably at Diavolo's or Asmo's request. And digital wasn't always a thing.

Asmo would totally hang photos everywhere. He'd be damn sure to make sure everyone could see them. They might have even included some of his brothers

Satan would edit photos of Lucifer and hang them (cursed) where they'd annoy him the most. Belphie too.

So why doesn't this boomer household have ANY photos where we just believed Belphie's lie that he was a human? Human in the attic and we really believed that. We're really dumb in game ngl

I'm just imaging Lucifer going around and just taking down all of Belphie's photos in some passive aggressive move.

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I'm haunted by the idea that the Demon Boys are completely grossed out/blindsided by normal human things

That one post about how demons can't crack their knuckles sparked something and now I can't stop thinking about it whoever wrote it I offer you my eternal gratitude and some garlic bread

Everyday the human does something and they all go Is our Human defective? Are they dying?

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Barbatos Brain Rot

Okay like I'm probably going make a fic of this. Forgive the rambly-ness of it all. (If someone else makes a fic I desperately wanna read it)

He can see both the past and future. Anywhere at all, he can see it. Not just through his demon form and his physical eyes. He can see Kings grow old and die thousands of miles and years away.

Maybe he's an invisible voyeur lurker. I like to think he's just surrounded by invisible eyes.

Due to this, he has a hard time staying present. Touch, and smell are the easiest ways to ground him.

He gets visually overwhelmed very very easily. He can see all futures, he can hyperfocus on objects and run through all possible futures.

Diavolo’s the reason for the doors. To limit and focus his powers.

He’s reserved and passive because he already knows what’s going to happen. He’s already seen it happening and it’s not as interesting as the first time. Already seen/heard it. Scents are touch are favorite bc of this.

Sometimes he gets confused with what will happen or wont because there’s at least one reality where it does happen. Will always pause before something, just to check it’s the right reality and that somethings happening. Happens especially when he's recently used his powers.

Pet Him. He deserves it. Pat his head.

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Imagine This:

Devildom food is almost inedible to humans. Like it's not good At All. It's way too intense for human taste buds and most meals end with a numb tongue at the very best. Death at the very worst.

Human food on the other hand is considered really bland in comparison.

Where am I going with this? Solomon's cooking isn't terrible (it isn't great either) but because demons, angels, have different tastes they all hate it

(I know this is not canon but like it's so funny to me. The boys cowering in the corner, watching in horror as you eat Solomon's food.... and like it)

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the thing is mammon can skateboard and ive never found anything hotter in my life