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Accidentally read this as “Give the gift of gut related disease” and I was so taken aback

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@self-proclaimed-mad-scientist

IM MOVING MY BLOG TO MY MAIN ACCOUNT! THIS ONE WILL NO LONGER BE ACTIVE BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO POST MAD SCIENTIST STUFF ON MAIN. ITS GONNA BE THE SAME THING SAME HANDLE AND EVERYTHING. I’ll still be self-proclaimed-mad-scientist but on my main account because I use this one way more!

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IM MOVING MY BLOG TO MY MAIN ACCOUNT! THIS ONE WILL NO LONGER BE ACTIVE BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO POST MAD SCIENTIST STUFF ON MAIN. ITS GONNA BE THE SAME THING SAME HANDLE AND EVERYTHING. I’ll still be self-proclaimed-mad-scientist but on my main account because I use this one way more!

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what would victor frankenstein do

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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

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Rip creature from Frankenstein, you would have loved Tony Tony Chopper😔

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“There’s no platonic explanation for this.” not with that attitude!

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im googling things for a story and its making it look like victor frankenstein and herbert west somehow got a hold of my computer 😭

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SOOO TIRED OF EMOTIONLESS MAD SCIENTIST LIKE MOTHERFUCKER SCIENCE AINT FUCKING LIKE THAT OK

OK HEAR ME OUT

SCIENCE REQUIRES A STUBBORN LEVEL OF CURIOSITY AND PASSION.

IF YOU'RE GONNA DO A MAD SCIENTIST,MADE THEM COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL ABOUT IT. MANIAC. LET THEM GO ACTUALLY CRAZY AND SQUEAKY AND EXCITED CUZ IF YOU LOVE SCIENCE YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW,YOU NEED TO KNOW

GIMME A MAD SCIENTIST WHO EVERYONE IS NOT ONLY SCARED OF BUT ASLO CONCERNED. BECAUSE THATS AN UNHEALTHY OBSSESION BABY.

GIMME A MAD SCIENTIST THAT GAVE UP PROFESIONALISM FOR SHEER ENJOYMENT. WHO'S GONNA JUDGE THEM FOR THAT IF THEY'RE EXPERIMENTS AINT EVEN LEGAL

GIMME HYSTERICAL,PASSIONATE,MANIATIC AND OBSSESED MAD SCIENTIST. BECAUSE SCIENCE IS MESSY AND CONFUSING. SCIENCE IS FUCKING AROUND AND FIDING OUT AND IF YOU'RE MAD YOU CANNOT DO THAT AS CAREFULLY AS IT NEEDS TO BE

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,

MAKE THEM SO UNPREDICTABLE THEY'RE SCARIER THAN WHATEVER COLD PSYCHO YOU'VE SEEN WITH A LAB COAT

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Rip Victor Frankenstein you would've loved ibuprofen

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Shoutout to the parasitic plant trope. Love it when a character becomes an amalgam of flesh and garden in a beautifully wretched state, losing their will and becoming nothing more than something tasked with spreading the seeds of the very thing that ruins their life, eventually dying and becoming nothing but fertilizer for the terrible field they had cultivated against their own wishes. Gotta be one of my favorite tropes for sure.

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Is he REALLY your favorite if you don’t fantasize about hitting him with a steel chair as hard as your feeble arms can manage?

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SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK. (I am, in fact, the weak in question.)

Ohhh my stomach hurts so bad save me Victor Frankenstein… aughhhhh

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thinking about that one guy from that one videogame rn

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Nevermind I just needed to drink water. Curse this mortal form and its fragile weakness.

Ohhh my stomach hurts so bad save me Victor Frankenstein… aughhhhh

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Ohhh my stomach hurts so bad save me Victor Frankenstein… aughhhhh