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Imagine dying in the anime girl ambulance

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thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

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My friends got me into MtG

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Kids! Dinner! The Shake 'N' Bake has been shook 'n' book!

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I want to be the guy at Wizards of the Coasts that writes the shitty little snide comments on the Blue Instants.

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Nightly Affirmations

You're a homosexual... Start acting like it

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Don't I know it, brother.

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Shout-out to the two trans women full-on staring at me as they made their way through the checkout at work. To answer your question, yes, I am one of you.

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I think one of my favorite parts about season 2 of Heartstopper is how it depicts the very real bisexual experience of having to clarify, over and over again, endlessly, to everyone, that you are in fact bisexual and not just gay.

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Meet me in the Mojo Dojo, if you believe you are prepared.

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New restaurant concept where they don't take the menus back from you. Those are your menus now. You must carry them. We cannot begin to tell you how sorry we are.

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everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely

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Something wrong?

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My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

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REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU FEEL SAFER WHEN QUEER SPACES ARE OPENLY ACCEPTING OF AMAB NONBINARY PEOPLE

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