The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.
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Picrew time babey! Make past you & now you in this picrew
Here’s me:
And tagging @thechaoscult @panpotterhead3000 @skatle-skootle-demon-noodle @smileyzs @awkwardthings6 @superwholockianpanic @ everyone who wants to
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Oh my g-d??!!!!!!
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“Because im gay” - A phrase that has a variety of meanings, varied from memes (Cant sit straight because im gay, cant do math, cant drive), to intense bonds with friends due to shared trauma (eg. Chosen families - wanting to move in with all your friends, always being prepared to help someone with anxiety), ect.
“Because theyre straight” - Explains things like devaluing your spouse, or trying to flip punching up comments to be about the oppressed group; as though the real oppression in life isnt the systematic issues minorities go through’ its someone saying being around straight people is wild
being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question
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I can’t stop thinking about her…. (wingstop cajun fries with ranch)
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<a better version of the animation for that animation meme i forgot to post
her eyes are missing style wise
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im sorry for ever making fun of those white women who make up insane baby names for their kids with extra e’s, i’s, and gh’s, because nothing will ever compare to the gut punch that is elon musk and grimes naming their son XÆA-12
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my brother last contacted me with “Oi. Face-haver.” because for some reason “your face is a face” is a joking insult in this family and he needs to insult me
I’m right and I should say it
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i know im not the only one that’s been inpulsively buying stuff during these trying times what have y’all bought
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!!!! Heck yeah!!!
I made a quiz that will tell you your orientation because I thought the ones out there were lacking. there will be no ‘who are you attracted to’ questions here. reblog and tell me what you got
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Half of Australia lives here.
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First and last - Oo D
First, middles, last - Oo Ptd Jou D Wk
“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
Hh
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hmmm
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ALSO. TO ANYONE WHOS EVER SENT ME AN ASK
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when a friend asks u about something that youre obsessed with
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Okay to all who love this concept do yourself a favour and read this fic bc this comic is like a summary of what it is
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19782265
“It was bad enough I had to sit in that horrible little room and watch it, and now I come home and have to do it again?” he grimaced, rubbing his face with his hands, “It was practically word for word and everything!”
spiderman homecoming au where everything is same except steve and tony are peter’s recently separated dads, steve doesn’t know peter is spiderman, and peter gets to be lectured by captain america twice in a day
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