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Role play

Orochimaru: c'mon My sweet Kabuto just this once

Kabuto: Absolutely not my Lord I will never in my entire life engage in your little fantasy

Orchimaru: Aww but Kabuto it's only role play :(

Kabuto: No my Lord and that is final

Orochimaru with puppy eyes: pwease Kabuto for me

Kabuto visibly falling for the trap: Fine but only once

Orochimaru visibly excited: Thank you

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Sasuke: Lord Orochimaru I have some info- WHAT THE HELL !!!!

Kabuto with a leash in hand wearing a maid dress: ...um

Orochimaru with a leash on completely nude:... Sasuke I can explain

Sasuke covering his eyes and running away: W WELL DON'T YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS !!!

Kabuto face red and burning: M my Lord let's never do this ever again

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Karmas a bitch

Kabuto: Lord Orochimaru where is the info cards that I placed right here ?

Orochimaru: what ever do you mean Kabuto my dear I know of no such things.

Kabuto getting frustrated: I saw you with them not to long ago where did you put them !!!

Orochimaru smirking: Kabuto I have already told you I don't know what you're talking about-

Kabuto grabbing Orochimaru by his robes: My lord with all do respect give me back my cards or so help me I will tie you up and cut you into pieces

Orochimaru: ooooh kinky ~

Kabuto: AGH ! Lord Orochimaru this is not a joke I need them

Orochimaru laughing: fine fine you're no fun my dear if you must know they are hidden all over the hideout

Kabuto:...

One hour later

Sasuke laughing historically: what the hell did you do this time

Orochimaru in a cage pouting: I hid Kabuto's info cards all over the hideout

Sasuke on the ground laughing: t that's ha that's fucking hilarious ha ha karmas a ha bitch bahaha

Orochimaru visibly tempted to kill Sasuke: ....

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I have returned from the depths of hell !!!

Orochimaru: Hey Kabuto the owner of our account is back again!

Kabuto: oh dear lord are they here to make me suffer again :(

Orochimaru placing an arm around Kabuto's shoulder: oh don't be such a downer Kabuto from what I here they were under a lot of stress while they were gone

Kabuto: oh I guess you are right this is what they considered their get away from the real world I think they deserve that feeling again Lord Orochimaru

Orochimaru grabbing Kabuto by the chin: oh enough with the formalities Kabuto you have no problem saying my name without being formal when we're in bed >:)

Kabuto blushing madly while pushing Orochimaru away: please not right now Lord Orochimaru

Orochimaru sighing: you're no fun dear... well let the content comence !!!

Hey everyone guess who's back :3 as you read yes I have been stressed and depressed (that rhymed) life has not been the best for me lately especially since my last post I still am just a bit but I remembered you guys deserve more content since you have been following me for so long so thank you to everyone who has stuck around while waiting for me to come back and yes we're back in business baby! (I mean it this time)

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On my blog is a link to the Naruto community discord server, where we as a community, can look for alternative websites and where we want to go. Join!

I’ll give it a try thank you for the suggestion :3 

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Notice

I am obviously not happy about Tumblr’s new regulations and I don’t know what to do at this point i’m not sure if I should stay on Tumblr  or leave, but I went MIA on my followers and I feel bad about it so I need some time to decide what my plan is and I will come back and let everyone know what my decision is.

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What are you ?

Sasuke: so I’m confused what are you top or bottom ?

Kabuto: oh please I’m everything you wanted to be

Orochimaru: he’s a power bottom obviously

Kabuto: LORD OROCHIMARU ! Why do you do this ōnō

Sasuke shaking his head: why did I even ask

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I can’t do this anymore Orochimaru

Kabuto: L-Lord Orochimaru please s-stop for ahh a minute

Orochimaru pulling out (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): what is it Kabuto ?

Kabuto: I can’t do this anymore

Orochimaru looking confused as fuck: what do you mean is having sex with me not good anymore did I do something wrong ?

Kabuto: God no ! The sex is great it’s just…

Orochimaru: just what Kabuto

Kabuto pointing at the bed full of snakes: your snakes are the problem

Orochimaru: my snakes haven’t done anything wrong I’ll have you know-

Kabuto: no no my lord your mistaken they have done something wrong

Orochimaru getting kinda pissed: and what would that be Kabuto ?

Kabuto showing Orochimaru his bleeding arms and back: do you really want to go there my lord

Orochimaru feeling stupid : oh but still they stay

Kabuto walking away: fine then but as long as their in your bed no sex for you

Orochimaru: ha as if I’ll listen to him these are my friends

Orochimaru 2 week without sex and is honestly horny

Orochimaru being hopeless: god dammit not again

This is why Orochimaru should always fuck Kabuto listen better

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Someone asked me who has big dick energy but I accidentally deleted it so here's my response :

Orochimaru has big dick energy no explanation ....... J-just no explanation he just does

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Not your therapist

Orochimaru goes to Kabuto and trys to tell him about his problems but here’s the kicker I can imagine Kabuto saying something in the lines of

Kabuto: Lord Orochimaru with all do respect I do experiments for a living which means I’m not your fucking therapist.

And later on he ends up having to listen to his problem just to cheer him up because he thinks Orochimaru is annoying when he’s upset.

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Kabuto is dead

Mitsuki: Papa Dad I’m home

Orochimaru: welcome home son

Kabuto: Hi Mitsuki

Mitsuki: I have something to tell you guys

Orochimaru and Kabuto: what is it

Mitsuki: I don’t know how to say this but…

Mitsuki: oh geez uhm Papa Dad

Mitsuki: I-I’m gay

Kabuto with wide eyes: W-what !?

Orochimaru: Congratulations son

Kabuto: Why are you congratulating him

Orochimaru: Because Kabuto were literally gay

Kabuto covering his face in embarrassment: oh

Alternate ending

Kabuto literally dies

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In bed

I imagine Kabuto being loud in bed but a lot of the noises he makes are whimpering and whining noises because I think he would be super sensitive and Orochimaru would take advantage of that and would thrust agonizingly slow into Kabuto making Kabuto go insane

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Cuddling

Orochimaru doesn’t know gentle. When his arms are around Kabuto he really wraps his arms around him and Kabuto is literally in a death grip like a giant snake has him in a bone crushing grip and he’s begging to be saved

Orochimaru doesn’t know the definition of cuddling 

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Orochimaru has issues

Kabuto: My Lord what is your problem

Orochimaru: What do you mean Kabuto ?

Kabuto: what do I mean - your eating garbage out of the trashcan in the middle of the night !

Orochimaru looking at the garbage and then hiding it behind his back: what are you talking about ?

Kabuto: that’s it I’m going to bed, you can either brush your teeth or your sleeping on the floor

Orochimaru: Ha I don’t have to listen to him

Later

Orochimaru laying on the floor: Dammit

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Introduction

Hello and welcome to my page I accept questions and I will also make headcanons (well it's kinda obvious) anyways ask away