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THEY ARE DONE SORTA..

sorry for the wait I've been going between school and work lately all week for a few weeks and since I don't work today I took the time to do the very rough sketches of my hc Orokabu looks they're kinda basic I know 😭 but I always imagine Kabuto with freckles kinda because I also have a lot of freckles and I wanna see one of my favorite characters with freckles for once because it's not fair :( and the height I kinda would imagine Orochimaru as taller like in the 6ft and up range because idk it kinda always stuck with me that I'd imagine him that tall (I also had to go through the official Naruto Shippuden data book that I own (score!!) to make sure I didn't make him his official height) and Kabuto would still stay in the 5ft and up range but just make him two or three inches shorter than his regular height because I thought it'd be cute.

I'll probably do a finished piece fully showcasing my headcanons in color and a hc chart too and all when I get the time but for now I'll stick to what I was doing originally for a bit anyways hope you enjoy these and I hope they don't look too horrible I mean they obviously aren't perfect but I did my best with the time I have but stay tuned for more in the future (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

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Ok so a thought for later since I have class in a half hour I've been considering now that I brought it up should I post a drawing of what my hc appearances for Orochimaru and Kabuto look like? (Kabuto probably wouldn't look too different but I'd figure it'd give me an excuse to draw him lmao) just so I know to draw them once I'm back home?

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Headcanon idea?

So I feel it barley snows in the otogakure, and kabuto see that it’s all snowed outside so he’s basically being a big kid rn and orochimaru just hating the cold and kabs is like wanting him to enjoy it,

I genuinely think that would make so much sense :D I think Orochimaru would also just hate it because he can't retain as much heat as Kabuto can because I hc him as kinda boney but not an unhealthy amount of boney if that makes sense (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ (maybe I'll do a hc drawing one of these days of both of them so people can get a visual of what I'm imagining) I'm answering this and I should be sleeping because I have class today technically since it's 1 AM buuuut without further ado here's how I think it'd play out:

Kabuto could be heard squealing from down the hall out of concern Orochimaru goes to check on him

Orochimaru: Kabuto dear are you alright?

Kabuto looks at Orochimaru with stars in his eyes pointing to outside

Kabuto: Lord Orochimaru look it's snowing.. it's actually snowing!!

Orochimaru: I see that's nice well I'll be going now-

Kabuto: Lord Orochimaru how can you be so dismissive it is snowing..it barely snows here this is a rare occurrence it's so beautiful

Kabuto gushes over the snow like a child and Orochimaru rolls his eyes

Orochimaru: your enthusiasm is cute really but there is hardly anything beautiful about the bitter cold love

Kabuto huffs and puffs out his cheeks

Orochimaru: now now dear it's not that serious really why don't you come back to bed and-....what are you doing?

Kabuto: I'm getting ready to go outside I wanna enjoy the snow and you should too

Kabuto walks over to to Orochimaru and before the older man could back away Kabuto is already putting a scar and gloves on him

Orochimaru: Kabuto dear I do not have time for this-

Kabuto: please lord Orochimaru just this once? this is a rare opportunity and I wanna enjoy it with you

Orochimaru can't help but admire Kabuto's excitement and his attempt at a pouty puppy dog look not wanting to ruin his mood he willingly complies with Kabuto's request and is grabbed by the hand and led outside

Once they're outside Kabuto is jumping up and down in excitement like a child on Christmas morning

Kabuto: look lord Orochimaru it's beautiful don't you see it don't you?

Kabuto hugs the taller man's arm and nuzzles against it

Orochimaru: despite it being the worst thing in the world I'll agree with you only because you're so happy about this awful weather

Kabuto: you're such a drama queen my lord anyways come on I wanna try something

What felt like hours to Orochimaru him and Kabuto spent what was less than 20 to 30 minutes attempting to build a snowman

Kabuto: eeee!!! isn't it wonderful my lord?

Orochimaru didn't have the heart to say anything negative about the crooked looking snowman

Orochimaru: it's...umm...a sight-unf

Kabuto jumped on Orochimaru and hugged him out of excitement both of them falling in the snow

Kabuto: oh thank you for doing this with me my lord I truly do appreciate it even though you could've turned me down because you're a buzz kill you agreed to it anyways thank you

Orochimaru: hey I am not-

Kabuto: my lord the comments you made earlier said otherwise

Kabuto laughed and hugged the other man tighter as he sat in his lap and then stood up

Kabuto: alright I think we can go in now how about I make some hot cocoa for the both of us you look like you need it

Kabuto reached his hand out to the man still sitting in the snow shivering like a wet dog

Orochimaru: anything to keep me warm I'm freezing

They made their way back inside and Orochimaru sighed the warm air feeling like heaven on his freezing skin

Orochimaru: as much as I love you dear I will never be doing that again

Kabuto: learn to live a little lord Orochimaru

Kabuto goes to the kitchen and makes them both hot cocoa then comes back out to the living room with two mugs noticing Orochimaru had bundled up in a big thick blanket

Kabuto: aww someone must've been cold poor thing

Orochimaru: silence Kabuto now I command you sit next to me under this blanket

Kabuto: as you wish my lord

Kabuto sits the mugs down and gets underneath the blanket with Orochimaru who then grabs the younger man by the waist and pulls him closer

Orochimaru: how are you already so warm it's not fair

Kabuto: I retain heat better than you my lord that much is very clear now here drink your hot cocoa it'll warm you up

Orochimaru: fine

Kabuto: good...thank you again my lord I appreciate you spending time with me

Kabuto cuddled against Orochimaru resting his head on his shoulder drifting off to sleep

Orochimaru: you're welcome love now you should drink your hot cocoa before it gets co- oh looks like he fell asleep must've tuckered himself out..cute

Orochimaru finished his hot cocoa set his mug down and rested his head on Kabuto's holding him close as they took a nap during the cold afternoon

Orochimaru thought as he drifted off maybe doing it again just to keep Kabuto happy isn't such a bad idea after all if it meant a moment like this between them again...

Ok idk if this one was as good if I went any longer it would've turned into a story but it's hard to not type a lot when you have so many ideas you're trying to cram into one little hc (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠) but I hope I didn't make you wait too long Tumblr has not been giving me notifications because it hates to see me winning ಥ⁠^ಥ

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Can I get a HC about Kabuto as a morning person making breakfast and all dat but oro is just haft dead XP 

Kabuto humming in the kitchen making breakfast

Footsteps

Kabuto: oh now who could that be?

A gloomy half dead Orochimaru walks into the kitchen

Kabuto:AHHHHH..m-my lord g-good morning you look...well

Orochimaru walks over to the clearly terrified man

Orochimaru: what are you doing up? it's too early

Kabuto: well my lord it's actually 10 am which I would say is not too early

Orochimaru: when did you get up?

Kabuto: around 5 or 6

Orochimaru groans at the thought of how someone could get up at such ungodly hours

Kabuto: oh please my lord that's hardly anything you are simply just not a morning person unlike moi- unf

Orochimaru leans himself on the shorter man

Orochimaru: don't care now let me sleep just for another hour or forever

Kabuto scoffs and then let's out a small laugh

Kabuto: but my lord I'm making breakfast don't you want any?

Orochimaru: it does smell good

Kabuto: well then you have to wake up

Orochimaru groans

Orochimaru: fine

Kabuto: good now go sit down

Kabuto pushes himself onto his toes and kisses Orochimaru on the cheek

Kabuto: good now sit at the table and wait because as much as I love you you can't lean on me while I cook

Orochimaru scoffs stands up straight and goes and sits at the table

Kabuto: now would you like anything while you wait? Some tea may-

Thud

Kabuto turns around to find out what the noise was and Orochimaru is sitting with his face down against the table snoring

Kabuto rolls his eyes scoffs but smirks and turns back around to finish breakfast

Kabuto: I'll give him 10 more minutes before I wake him up...sleepyhead

Kabuto giggles

And scene

I haven't done this in so long I hope it's good enough ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙

I'd like to think Orochimaru looks scary when he wakes up and he resembles Samara Morgan/Sadako Yamamura from The ring which is why I think he would scare Kabuto but I totally am all for this hc there are 100% some cute moments that could come out of it (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

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Hey just wanted to check up on you and say hi X3 hope you have been well 🩷 and if it’s cool with you can I show you my orokabu fan child(idk if she even is) 🐍🩷

Hello! but Omg I am so so so so so soooo sorry this is late life has gotten weird for me again and I haven't been able to check up on this until now (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) but I'm doing ok I would love to see your Orokabu fan child!! I love to see people's creativity and I'd be super honored to see her :)

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Hey just wanted to ask and say HAPPY OROCHIMARUS BDAY! And maybe soon could you make some winter orokabu HCs? You don’t have to :)

Oh no I can't believe I literally got a notification for this ask today .⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠·⁠. Tumblr hates me and I was so busy it slipped my mind I swear Orochimaru please forgive me

Orochimaru: Thank you Sc3n3-b1tch I appreciate the birthday wish :)... Now as for you I don't know this is pretty unforgivable of you I might just have to kill you

Please spare me my Lord (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥)

Kabuto: Orochimaru stop messing with them like that you know it was an honest mistake they have a lot on their plate at the moment...it's alright he's just messing around

Oh ok well happy belated birthday Lord Orochimaru!!!🎂🎁🎉(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Orochimaru: Thank you I guess I'll forgive you...for now..>:)

SMACK

Orochimaru: OW! Kabuto...:(

Kabuto: My Lord please..>:/ thank you for the kind gesture we'll be off now

Thank you Kabuto bye now waves now to answer your question I will do my best to get some winter HC's in as best as I can it's just been a bit hard to manage anything atm because I've had back to back projects to do lately because it's getting close to the end of the fall semester at my college (⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠) so whenever I have a free slot I will go my best to get some in so stay tuned (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ ps: I love doing things like this so I'd 100% love to do some winter HC's 😎👍

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Love your pfp and are you going to do any more HCs?(headcannons)

Thank you!! (Yes I am answering this in the late hours of the night because I never sleep ha ha ha >:3 this is not a good thing I do not recommend having bad sleeping habits lmao) But, to answer your question, yes I do HCs still I just haven't done any in a long while most of the OroKabu fans seemed to have disappeared 😭 so I don't get to make much anymore, but I am always open to requests still. Feel free to let me know if you have any, I'd love to get back into the swing of things it'd be like the good old days lol :3 👍

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Role play

Orochimaru: c'mon My sweet Kabuto just this once

Kabuto: Absolutely not my Lord I will never in my entire life engage in your little fantasy

Orchimaru: Aww but Kabuto it's only role play :(

Kabuto: No my Lord and that is final

Orochimaru with puppy eyes: pwease Kabuto for me

Kabuto visibly falling for the trap: Fine but only once

Orochimaru visibly excited: Thank you

...

Sasuke: Lord Orochimaru I have some info- WHAT THE HELL !!!!

Kabuto with a leash in hand wearing a maid dress: ...um

Orochimaru with a leash on completely nude:... Sasuke I can explain

Sasuke covering his eyes and running away: W WELL DON'T YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS !!!

Kabuto face red and burning: M my Lord let's never do this ever again

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Karmas a bitch

Kabuto: Lord Orochimaru where is the info cards that I placed right here ?

Orochimaru: what ever do you mean Kabuto my dear I know of no such things.

Kabuto getting frustrated: I saw you with them not to long ago where did you put them !!!

Orochimaru smirking: Kabuto I have already told you I don't know what you're talking about-

Kabuto grabbing Orochimaru by his robes: My lord with all do respect give me back my cards or so help me I will tie you up and cut you into pieces

Orochimaru: ooooh kinky ~

Kabuto: AGH ! Lord Orochimaru this is not a joke I need them

Orochimaru laughing: fine fine you're no fun my dear if you must know they are hidden all over the hideout

Kabuto:...

One hour later

Sasuke laughing historically: what the hell did you do this time

Orochimaru in a cage pouting: I hid Kabuto's info cards all over the hideout

Sasuke on the ground laughing: t that's ha that's fucking hilarious ha ha karmas a ha bitch bahaha

Orochimaru visibly tempted to kill Sasuke: ....

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I have returned from the depths of hell !!!

Orochimaru: Hey Kabuto the owner of our account is back again!

Kabuto: oh dear lord are they here to make me suffer again :(

Orochimaru placing an arm around Kabuto's shoulder: oh don't be such a downer Kabuto from what I here they were under a lot of stress while they were gone

Kabuto: oh I guess you are right this is what they considered their get away from the real world I think they deserve that feeling again Lord Orochimaru

Orochimaru grabbing Kabuto by the chin: oh enough with the formalities Kabuto you have no problem saying my name without being formal when we're in bed >:)

Kabuto blushing madly while pushing Orochimaru away: please not right now Lord Orochimaru

Orochimaru sighing: you're no fun dear... well let the content comence !!!

Hey everyone guess who's back :3 as you read yes I have been stressed and depressed (that rhymed) life has not been the best for me lately especially since my last post I still am just a bit but I remembered you guys deserve more content since you have been following me for so long so thank you to everyone who has stuck around while waiting for me to come back and yes we're back in business baby! (I mean it this time)

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On my blog is a link to the Naruto community discord server, where we as a community, can look for alternative websites and where we want to go. Join!

I’ll give it a try thank you for the suggestion :3 

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Notice

I am obviously not happy about Tumblr’s new regulations and I don’t know what to do at this point i’m not sure if I should stay on Tumblr  or leave, but I went MIA on my followers and I feel bad about it so I need some time to decide what my plan is and I will come back and let everyone know what my decision is.

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What are you ?

Sasuke: so I’m confused what are you top or bottom ?

Kabuto: oh please I’m everything you wanted to be

Orochimaru: he’s a power bottom obviously

Kabuto: LORD OROCHIMARU ! Why do you do this ōnō

Sasuke shaking his head: why did I even ask

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I can’t do this anymore Orochimaru

Kabuto: L-Lord Orochimaru please s-stop for ahh a minute

Orochimaru pulling out (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): what is it Kabuto ?

Kabuto: I can’t do this anymore

Orochimaru looking confused as fuck: what do you mean is having sex with me not good anymore did I do something wrong ?

Kabuto: God no ! The sex is great it’s just…

Orochimaru: just what Kabuto

Kabuto pointing at the bed full of snakes: your snakes are the problem

Orochimaru: my snakes haven’t done anything wrong I’ll have you know-

Kabuto: no no my lord your mistaken they have done something wrong

Orochimaru getting kinda pissed: and what would that be Kabuto ?

Kabuto showing Orochimaru his bleeding arms and back: do you really want to go there my lord

Orochimaru feeling stupid : oh but still they stay

Kabuto walking away: fine then but as long as their in your bed no sex for you

Orochimaru: ha as if I’ll listen to him these are my friends

Orochimaru 2 week without sex and is honestly horny

Orochimaru being hopeless: god dammit not again

This is why Orochimaru should always fuck Kabuto listen better

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Someone asked me who has big dick energy but I accidentally deleted it so here's my response :

Orochimaru has big dick energy no explanation ....... J-just no explanation he just does

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Not your therapist

Orochimaru goes to Kabuto and trys to tell him about his problems but here’s the kicker I can imagine Kabuto saying something in the lines of

Kabuto: Lord Orochimaru with all do respect I do experiments for a living which means I’m not your fucking therapist.

And later on he ends up having to listen to his problem just to cheer him up because he thinks Orochimaru is annoying when he’s upset.

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Kabuto is dead

Mitsuki: Papa Dad I’m home

Orochimaru: welcome home son

Kabuto: Hi Mitsuki

Mitsuki: I have something to tell you guys

Orochimaru and Kabuto: what is it

Mitsuki: I don’t know how to say this but…

Mitsuki: oh geez uhm Papa Dad

Mitsuki: I-I’m gay

Kabuto with wide eyes: W-what !?

Orochimaru: Congratulations son

Kabuto: Why are you congratulating him

Orochimaru: Because Kabuto were literally gay

Kabuto covering his face in embarrassment: oh

Alternate ending

Kabuto literally dies