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i keep getting jumpscared with rustappen content on instagram

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george could literally be sipping water from his bottle and max fans would call him the enemy of christ on three different apps

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Oscar randomly dropping that Seb reached out to him after his first win 😭

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feeling slightly insane at oscar suddenly revealing sebastian messaged him after hungary last year to share "his experience of what his first win felt like". and calling it one of the "cooler" and "more unexpected" interactions he got then. like while mark was likely fielding through the multi 21 ghosts oscar was on the phone with seb probably giggling and blushing. insane.

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2025 rookies are living such different lives, man. like isack is a thriving influencer who is meeting his celebrity crush every weekend. gabi is in an age gap romcom. ollie is experiencing being a younger brother for the first time in his life. kimi is living out a shakesperean tragedy about the pitfalls of being the chosen one.

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got in my first tumblr argument on my other sideblog over my shitpost abt how i find the older version of a fictional character more attractive. my eyes are twitching out of rage but i alr commented that im not even gonna bother anymore. bro had “hater” in their bio.

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omg seb posted abt his first day at ferrari on insta and lewis liked it???

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watching sports is all about loving your team and wanting them to love you back and they try so hard and they fall short and they fall short. but at least they love each other

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told my irl i write f1 fic and he sent me this

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you mean to tell me that oscar piastri won the 81st belgian gp?

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the big fat crush is evolving and THRIVING.

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i started laughing so hard at this meme that my mom came into my room to ask what i found so funny

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soooo how long do i have to wait until a galex podium where they give each other (champagne) backshots finally happens?

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just saw a guy with a mercedes f1 cap driving a mercedes road car on my walk

can’t wait until the day i can buy a whole ass car and casually say it’s part of my formula 1 merch collection

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hmm i wonder what oscar piastri’s favorite track might be. don’t think he ever mentioned it.

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i lwky think part of the reason why nico rosberg always waxes poetry about how good lewis is, is because it indirectly helps boost the value of his 2016 WDC win against lewis in equal machinery

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one day when george and alex finally share a podium I will retire from this sport like nico rosberg winning the wdc goodbye psychological torture that's all the joy I could've hoped for