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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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Today's warm up: the moon looks tasty so i can't blame the sky snake!

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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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leave your laundry on the floor for them

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girls night girls night

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getting ready with the girrrlllss

part 1

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i am not kidding when i say william the conquerer is canonically a part of king arthur’s retinue

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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Statements I never could've imagined being said like 4 seasons ago

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I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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Based on this Tumblr post by @hero-in-high-tops.

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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Look, if you're having a bad day, here's a 6,000 year old pig-shaped pottery pot.