"I was rubbing my computer just now."
HOW DARE YOU! | Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator #1
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"I'm not angry, okay, I don't get angry, okay."
RUTIN FOR RUMP | Mr. President #4
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Are you guys just gonna say it shoots lasers and not actually do it… that’s like me saying high fives all round and not actually giving high fives.
GIVING DEATH A RIDE! | Manual Samuel #2
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Put the banana in me.
TAKE THE BANANA! | Who’s Your Daddy? #3 (With Mark)
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Suck a fart out of my dick!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE | Dead By Daylight (With Mark, Bob and Wade)
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Watermelons! Watermelons! Mark, dinner’s ready. Watermelons! Babies!
Gmod Sandbox w/ Markiplier | DON’T WORRY… WE’RE SCIENTISTS
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I wanna fight him in real life, but he won’t let me.
SUBMARINE SOCCER | Rocket League (With Bob)
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Imma kill you guys cause I love you.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE | Dead By Daylight (With Mark, Bob and Wade)
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You know when you see a dick that’s just way to good not too suck…
KILLER TACOS | Mr. President #2
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I’m sooo hard right now.
WHO’S THE WORST PERSON? | Cards Against Humanity (with Mark, Felix and Ken)
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Who wants to get sprayed with Jack’s hose? Woo, woo!
THE SCARIEST FUN! | Richies Plank Experience VR (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)
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"Sam. S. Fuckbag!"
JACKSEPTICEYE LEVELS | ClusterTruck #14
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"It moved from a cat shrine to my trash shrine because as I said, we're all trash, we're are part of the trash of something so we all need to worshiped and praised and loved!"
ALL THE GIFTS | Tuber Simulator #3
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That’s what I call my butt cheeks, my casual bongos.
SOMETHING DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT | Five Nights At Freddy’s Sister Location #1
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Levitation… Oh more like masterbation! That was sexy!
ABSOLUTE HELL | ClusterTruck #11
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"I can't imagine what it's like to shite out a chicken... It's hard enough to shite out spicy food every now and then without having to shite out an entire chicken."
CONGA CONGA CONGA!! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #10
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Suck on everything! Not just my ass, not just my dick, not just the follicles in my nose!
NO ONE CAN STOP ME | ClusterTruck #10
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