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US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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tkc & mcga memes I made for no reason

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What’s on your mind? Learn more about yourself and your unique personality type with this scientist-designed word search.

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POV *If Sadie proposed first instead of Walt*

Sadie: Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?

Walt: Ok. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but I'll do it.

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Bes: Someday. That's a dangerous word.

Bast: Dangerous?

Bes: It's really just a code for never.

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Carter *after finding Zia in the hiding place Set mentioned* : You were actually telling the truth.

Set: I do that quite alot, yet people are always surprised.

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Walt: Do you seriously believe that having penguins automatically brings you happiness?

Felix: Well, no, but it doesn't automatically depress me either.

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Every protagonist of the Riordanvers: I am just sick and tired of having to live up to everyone's expectations.

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Ra *senile* : Well aren't you delicious. If I were a few 1000 years younger and slightly tipsy, this might be your lucky day.

Sadie: Careful there sir, we haven't decided where exactly we want to put this Scarab yet.

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Carter *covered in snow* : You're not aware of any odd underground snow slides beneath Brooklynn House are you? I think I saw a penguin.

Felix: Was his name Pingu?

Carter: We didn't exchange pleasantries.

Felix: Classic Pingu.

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Carter: Bes, have you ever looked at yourself and wished that you were different in every single way?

Bes: No. I'm a winner.

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Amos *to the other Nomes*: Would you people please stop calling me Set?

Sarah Jacobi: Hey Satan.

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Carter *asks Walt to patrol alone*

Walt: Sounds like you're asking me on a man date.

Carter: Walt, why are you afraid of loving me?

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Khonshu *leaving the land of the dead* : You should lock your door, there are terrible monsters out there.

Osiris/Julius: There are terrible monsters in here...

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Carter: I'm sorry Felix I just don't think Penguins are cool.

Felix: Well, then you're not cool Carter

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Carter : sadie non

Sadie : sadie oui

Amos : sadie non

Sadie : sadie oui

Les Dieux : sadie non

Sadie : sadie oui

Littéralement n'importe qui : sadie non

Sadie : sadie oui

Walt/Anubis : sadie non

Sadie : sadie non

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*when they get new initiates and they let them pick their own rooms*

Sadie: From all of us here at Brooklynn House-

Felix *jumping in* :Have a great purge!