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Kaz: *addressing the crows* and if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box

Matthias: but that’s just a trash can

Kaz: what’s your point

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Inej: I’m so sick of your stupid dick-measuring competition with Rollins, you’re putting us in danger and I’m OUT

Kaz: he killed my brother

Inej: where this bitch at I’m gonna use him as a pincushion

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Jesper: thanks Saints, Nina, you are free, can you watch my presentation “Why Wylan should marry me”?

Nina being actually busy: I am not fr….

Jesper: It is only few slides long!

*125 slides later*

Jesper: … and this is why Wylan should marry me, thank you for your attention and thanks in advance for your questions.

Nina: ok, I have questions. Why this presentation even exists? And do you even notice that Wylan was here all this time? If it is your idea of how to propose, we need to have a serious conversation, Jesper Llewellyn.

Wylan who was watching this presentation with a bunch of snacks: oh, no, I am already saw this presentation 10 times, and I already made us an appointment at the Church of Barter. Actually, I proposed. But he isn’t trying to convince me, he made this to convince Kaz to give us a blessing.

Nina: And…

Wylan: Don’t ask me why he thinks that we need blessing of Kaz Brekker, I don’t know. We already wrote a letter to my father in Hellgate and he sent us back 15 pages of curses, I think this is better than any blessing.

Jesper: I tried to talk with Kaz about it and said that I know that Wylan is too good for me, and he said “oh, perfect, I don’t need to talk with you” and closed a door in my face!

Nina: It is really explaining why so much slides are about investments and that slide with photo of Inej in the costume of Wylan’s attendant.

Jesper: And this remind me of my second presentation “Why Kaz Brekker should be my best man”. *turning on second presentation* First reason: Inej….

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One thing about Kaz is that instead of thinking "I don't deserve her" he went "I will work on myself to deserve her" Bro is a simp, not a quitter.

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kaz: i’m having a friend over so… behave

jesper *jaw dropped* : a friend? how- i mean, we’re the only people you interact with 24/7

nina: jesper! that’s rude… but a valid question.

inej: what kind of friend? business?

kaz: no. just someone i met on my way to the slat

nina: oh my god this is historical

mattihas: i think you mean hysterical?

nina: no, this is historical. i mean- once in a lifetime, never going to happen again.

wylan: we’ll behave kaz, don’t worry

nina: we have to clean this place up it’s a dump!

wylan + jes: HEY!?

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nina: it’s been 3 whole hours, where are they?

kaz: what?

jesper: your new friends?

kaz: OH!… that was a lie i just wanted you to clean this place. it was disgusting.

inej *sighs* : i should’ve known

jesper: of course it was a lie, you don’t trust any one except us.

kaz: that’s right *sips tea*

*doorbell rings*

kaz: okay what the actual fuck-

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Nina: Uh oh

Kaz: What?

Nina: Somebody’s in looooooove

Kaz: Yeah right, I just think Inej is cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.

Kaz, later that night lying awake: Oh no

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kaz: I've been expecting you, Inej.

inej: How did you do that without turning around?

kaz: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

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Bucky: i love all my thunderbolts equally. Yelena, ava, um *looks an smudge on his hand* alice

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Loki: I’m sorry I hurt your feelings.

Thor: I’d be more comforted if you didn’t put ‘feelings’ in air quotes.

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just watched brave new world and I have ✨feelings✨

Bucky: *on the phone with sarah* so how’s Sam d- Sarah: well he just attacked the president Bucky: *dramatically whipping off glasses* WITHOUT ME???

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DO A FLIPPPPPP

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jimin jeyeon~

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Sang Yan: oHHhhH mMmmYyyy I accidentally bought too much porridge 😭 ohhh noooo I accidentally bought these firecrackers 😭 ohhh no not again I made too much noodles 😭 did I mention accidentally ???? 😔 now who'll help me with all these *looks at wen yifan*

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i’m 1000% still on this ship.

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guys…… are we okay 🥹🥹🥹

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the way Dongho won’t let go of Arin’s hand 🥺