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"So, I speared my teacher today."
#it was done with a pen#hit right in the small of the back#if my teacher was percy jackson after bathing in the Styx he'd be dead#it was a pretty nice pen too#but it wasn't a pen that could turn into a sword#pity
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"Water runs like blood."
#for dramatic effect#read aloud in a low sinister hiss#it's fun#horror stories in four words#it might've made more sense the other way around but that's how it was said
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"Isn't it obvious? I don't want you in here while I pee."
#i'm somewhat ashamed of how many times i've had to say this#obvious?#apparently not#bathrooms should be private
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"You're an idiot. I love you, but you're an idiot."
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"I'll do everything I can to make the church service Loki." "...What." "Low-key, not Loki."
#no family is complete without accidental avengers references#loki#apparently he goes to my church#not sure how to feel about that
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"Who peed in the refrigerator?" "That would be me. I'm sorry. It was a bad decision, but it had to be done!"
#to this day I am unsure if he was joking#refrigerators#always check to make sure that's apple juice#and not something infinitely more disgusting
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"I've seen drunk people before. All the classic places you see them. You know, McDonald's and stuff like that."
#because apparently that's the best place#McDonald's#I'm loving it#and by 'it'#I mean being drunk#what is wrong with us#classy
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"He looks like a Vulcan. An angry, constipated Vulcan, but a Vulcan none the less."
#my mom tries to describe my friends#vulcans#they inevitably show up#angry#and constipated#but still vulcans
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"Aw, look at her pudgy little stomach."
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"Baby Boo-Boo doesn't like you. What kind of uncle are you?"
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"The only person we've seen so far today is the devil."
#overheardat my house#not entirely sure he counts as a person#thanks satan#my dad made a joke about not seeing anyone but having problems anyway#this is what my grandpa responded#this passes for humor in mu family#help
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"Meep meep meep! Meep meep meep!"
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"Don't explode the ninja baby! It's not a bomb!"
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"Let's catch a whale and eat it for dinner. A nice, big whale."
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"Huh. When did I put on pants? I really don't know."
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"Elsa and Anna's parents dying isn't funny! You shouldn't be rolling on the floor laughing!"
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"You know, just because I'm a vegetarian doesn't mean I don't have taste buds."
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