overheard-incorrect-hetalia
overheard-incorrect-hetalia
stuff the nations definitely said
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Canada, being assigned the imposter role: I am tired of being nice. I am about to go apeshit.
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France: Am I high maintenance?
England: No
France: Am I low maintenance?
England: No
France: Then what am I?
England:
France: I guess I am ignored then!
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Italy: I wanna go to the restaurant in Ratatouille, the one where the rat cooks
Germany: That's an animated film. Rats don't actually work there.
Italy:
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America: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Russia: Alfred.
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Lithuania: You're shallow!
Poland: Shallow?
Poland:
Poland:
Poland: That's a relief! I thought it was something serious like I was ugly.
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England: Excuse me, I lost my son. Can I make an announcement?
England, leaning into the mic: Goodbye you little shit
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Japan: What's with the whole 'good cop, bad cop' thing you two have going on?
N Italy: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Lovino is not
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Spain: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?
England: Are you nervous, as the defending champion?
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France: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me
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Which character do you think would say "I'm actually heterophobic" to a straight person flirting with them lmao
tbh china
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S Italy: So here's the tea-
Germany: I believe it's called a finance report
S Italy: Do you want the tea or not?
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N Italy: You deserve an award for putting up with me
Germany: Spending time with you is my award
S Italy: Damn fucking straight I deserve an award
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Denmark: Am I in hell?
Norway: No. If you were, you'd be on the throne and the devil would be packing
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America: Arthur got me a get better soon card
America: But I wasn't sick. He just thought I could do better
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America: Who the fuck
England: Language
America: Whomst the fuck
England: No
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Italy, trying to flirt: So... Do you come here often?
Germany: Feliciano, this is my house
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Norway: I cannot believe that we're stuck in this room together
Denmark, swallowing the key: Unfortunate
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