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VÁNA PROPAGANDA (art by Elena Kukanova):

“All flowers spring as she passes and open if she glances upon them; and all birds sing at her coming.” Induces flowerections?

had "the beauty of both heaven and earth upon her face and in all her works” <3333

Also called the Ever-Young. I mean… true.

There is little on her… :(

GALADRIEL PROPAGANDA (art by Matt Stewart):

Ok we all know Galadriel

I’m not including her third ags achievements like I did with sexy third age men so

Has 1000 names too

193 cm tall. Feels too short tbh she should be taller. 2 meters at least

Possibly smashed Melian?

“She is described as "the mightiest and fairest of all the Elves that remained in Middle-earth",[3] and the "greatest of Elven women".”

She was SO HOT and SO TALL AND ATHLETIC and OTHER POSITIVE ADJECTIVES and PROBABLY ALSO THE FAIREST EVER

Feen hater #2 (#1 is Morgoth)

Her hair contained the light of the two trees… the gold of her father’s hair mingled with her mother’s silver… or something

“During the Darkening of Valinor and the rebellion of Fëanor, Galadriel was the only woman of the Noldor who stood among the rising princes.” Hashtag feminism

“Afterwards, she even desired to follow Fëanor to disturb him in all the ways that she could” yeah unfortunately… 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ok she didn’t really do anything in the first age she was just hanging out

Girl just fucked off to Eriador. That’s so me

Possibly helped Giga Lad become king of Lindon

Sorry but wow Celeborn is so racist

Saw through “Annatar”’s bullshit.

Ok fhats all i’m writing i’m dizzy

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VAIRË PROPAGANDA (art by Alice Falto):

Valar are hot right

“weaves all things that have ever been in Time into her storied webs, and the halls of Mandos that ever widen as the ages pass are clothed with them”

I have 🥩 with her.

“Her Noldorin name is said to be Gwîr ("Weaver")”

Did you know Gwib means “Penis” in Early Noldorin.

THURINGWETHIL PROPAGANDA (art by Tolrone):

Goth! Vampire! Goth vampire!

Sauron’s messenger :)

Alas she fucking died.

Her cloak got stolen by Lúthien :’( #Justice4Thuri

Did you know her name means woman of secret shadow

Did you know that’s basically all we know about her

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*makes aus for own ocs* i am my own fandom

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genuinely something so delightful about getting obsessed with your own characters. what do you MEAN I can turn my headcanons for my characters into Official Real Lore. that's so fucking cool are you serious

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I love making up my diluting juice with tonic water. Makes my drink taste fancy.

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ko fi or whateva I do comms (saving for an expensive asf figure) (it’s of Tiamat)

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kirk wearing the i am kenough hoodie

a little past the peak of this trend but he really works it

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NIENNA PROPAGANDA (art by Aerankai):

5 stages of grief joke

Teaches wisdom and endurance in the face of grief that’s so cute!!!

Someome should’ve taught Fëanor that

Picked Gandalf as her blorbo or something

“The pity of Nienna is most clearly seen in her support for Melkor when he sued for the pardon of the Valar. Though she spent her time in the world mourning for the destruction he wrought in Arda, when he sued for release after his three ages of Captivity, Nienna spoke on his part” sued for release is so funny imagine them in the Court of Mandos. Nienna as Morgoth’s lawyer petitioning Judge Mandos for release on good behavior

ANDRETH PROPAGANDA (art by Elena Kukanova):

A wise woman. This is canon

Had that thing with Aegnor

Buddies with Finrod a very cute boy

So fucking wise dude. Did you know she is wise. She is named Wise-woman because she is wise

“Andreth is a Sindarin word meaning "long-suffering, 'Patience'".[3] Her other name, Saelind, means "Wise-heart"” WISE

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Luthien vs Elwing is diabolical as the kids would say

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LÚTHIEN PROPAGANDA (art by Aerankai):

Jirt’s wife.

No literally. LUTHIEN is carved on Edith Tolkien’s headstone. BEREN is carved on Jirt’s headstone

What isn’t there to say about Luthien honestly

Sexiest elf ever. Only half maia we know of. Beren is her damsel in distress. Pussy popped so hard it brought down Sauron

“Her robe was blue as summer skies, / but grey as evening were her eyes; / 'twas sewn with golden lilies fair, / but dark as shadow was her hair” sooooo pretty

I think she was the only one who got to ride Huan. I vaguely remember a quote about that

Sang so prettily it put Morgoth to sleep

“She was born in the Forest of Neldoreth under the stars, and niphredil first grew at the moment of her birth.” Okay professor

Friendzoned Daeron 😔

“Their spirits were gathered in the Halls of Mandos in the Uttermost West, and there Lúthien sang a song of such extraordinary power and beauty that it moved even the implacable heart of Mandos himself” I don’t believe this I choose to believe she just annoyed Námo until he revived her

Possibly died sooner than she was supposed to due to wearing the Silmaril…

Had a magical cloak made of her hair btw

If she and Beren were both virgins who dommed

ELWING PROPAGANDA (art by Elena Kukanova):

Elrond and Elros’ mommy :)

TRIED to kill herself. Did not succeed

Ulmo’s other blorbo????? Possibly??

Got turned into a big bird or something

The name star-spray is so cute. Too bad it’s The Wing

Helped to convince the Falmari to LEND (, FEANOR) their ships to the host of the valar to stomp Morgoth’s ass

“Elwing was given a white tower northward upon the borders of the Sundering Seas, and there she helped seabirds that came to her windows. Eventually she learned their language, and was able to fly with white wings, and she still flies to meet Eärendil whenever he returns from his voyages through the sky. "Then the far-sighted among the Elves that dwelt in the Lonely Isle would see her like a white bird, shining, rose-stained in the sunset, as she soared in joy to greet the coming of Vingilot to haven.” THIS IS SO CUTE

Is there some line about how hot and sexy she is there must be

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Sauron, Draugluin, and co. all live on werewold island because Melkor kicked them out for awooing crimes.

Think Sauron ever awoos?

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Sorry if I've been quiet lately. I'm not trying to ignore anyone, I'm just comically sleepy 😅😭 Work has been a lot, but the holidays are coming up 💪

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I'm crying again... poor Fingon

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Hi so what about the juxtaposition between Hera always having a sword and shield, and at the end just a shield, and Wulf only ever using a sword or knife? How about the title of shieldmaiden as someone who takes up arms as a defender? What if this is also reflected in Éowyn dropping her Dernhelm disguise while protecting someone she loves against impossible odds? What about the fact that the one time in the movie that Héra draws a sword without also having a shield it immediately gets knocked out of her hand? What about how when she intentionally throws her shield away to disarm Wulf she then doesn't use her sword again - when he attacks her she defends herself with only her bare hands until Olwyn throws her shield to her - and the fact that she had a chance to kill him when he was vulnerable and considered it but ultimately chose not to, leading Rohan to a victory defined by the mercy they choose to show to their enemies? Isn't this in such good conversation with Bilbo having the chance to kill Gollum but choosing not to, and the way these small, senseless acts of mercy lead to a better future for everyone? Hi????

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Years of the Trees Music Trio ✨Shenanigans✨

You can’t tell me those three weren’t out there having silly dance parties. Everyone always do the eldest sons trio but as someone with a ton of cousins, I know the truth. Maedhros was busy at the adult table, talking to Finarfin about his university major while Maglor, Fingon and Finrod were stuck at the kids table, barely able to talk without being interrupted by one of the younger ones.

Anyway, I was planning to clean those up but I am not sure now. I’m not really satisfied with Finrod’s design :/ Fingon is hella cute tho and that Maglor is growing on me.

I highly recommend dance photos from the 1920’s as ref if you want to draw some silly poses btw.