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Hello tumblr I’m going to be at the Melbourne Critical Role show today! If I manage to take any good memeable shots for shitposting you know they’re going here! 😉

Rumours are Sams gonna be dressing as Dame Edna Everedge (Melbourne icon) so you know shits gonna be good!

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daisuke, wealwell, maxwell are like that wolf, chicken, grain problem where if you leave daisuke alone with wealwell he'll kill him, and if you leave wealwell alone with maxwell he'll kill him and you have to get them from one side of gath to the other but you can only fit two of them in your lifeboat at a time.

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Happy Friday 🤎

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I'm not totally sure how accurate this is, given that I've not seen as much of the series as I'd like, but I think I figured out what Wealwell's deal is.

He's a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure character. He just ended up here somehow.

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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attacking pcs in the forest with mama

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Honestly kinda grateful Sam doesn't know much about what boy goats do

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I just want y'all to know I check my tumblr in the morning and someone's discussing ecology restoration and someone is posting photos of medieval manuscripts and someone is gushing about a blorbo I've never heard of but it clearly just makes them so happy and someone has tagged me in a quiz and someone is speculating about an aspect of Middle-Earth or Greek mythology that I honestly have never considered and maybe making art about it and everyone is making their little corner of existence better and more loving in some way and I just love y'all so much

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Forest Guardian Mushroom Bunnies Turquoise Glaze with Gold Highlights more ceramic work

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Sabran has learned the art of Crime Ears, which she may just keep 24/7 to indicate her criminal status

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I know I’m never on, but I encourage all of you to watch and share this video as much as possible. This is an Australian reporter covering the LA protests. You can see, on camera, the cop turn and purposely aim at her before firing. This narrative that it’s all the protestors is a clear lie.

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please how do you get the hat to stay on the kitty head? is there an invisible chin strap? your photos always fill me with the intense desire to put hats on my own cat. thank you for performing this important public service.

no, once the hat is applied Pangur simply accepts her fate!