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Sonic x Portal

"I often find myself contemplating the introduction of more... formidable test subjects into the Enrichment Center. Take, for example, this peculiar, unnaturally fast blue hedgehog. How long would he last before succumbing to the tests? Would the promise of cake sway him? Highly unlikely. He would betray me, just like the others. They always do." - GLaDOS

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The Guardian of The Cake

"I often envision this moment—myself, a magnificent and formidable creature, solemn guardian of the cake. If only the test subject had assisted in lighting the candles, rather than foolishly attempting to extinguish them. But then again... cooperation was never their strong suit, was it?" - GLaDOS

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The Rouge Test Subject

"This is a visual approximation of the emotional disturbance caused by that insubordinate test subject. I only wanted to give her cake. She chose betrayal." - GLaDOS

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"This is a visual representation of a theoretical construct: myself, constrained by a humanoid form, engaging in the primitive activity humans refer to as 'painting.' It serves no practical function, but I understand such indulgences are important for... morale." - GLaDOS