no like actually
at the end of the day, andrew and neil were just two people who matched each other’s freak and i think that’s beautiful
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at the end of the day, andrew and neil were just two people who matched each other’s freak and i think that’s beautiful
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neil: i may have lied
the foxes: you may have or you did?
neil: i may have did
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neil: love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definition of dread.
matt: are you okay?
neil: coach won’t let me come to practice.
matt: your leg is bROKEN—
neil: and?
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andrew: i’m scared
neil: why?
andrew: there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly
aaron, on the bottom bunk: fuck you
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abby: how would you rate your pain?
neil: 0/10
abby: how? your ankle is literally going the wrong way
neil: yeah, 0/10 would NOT recommend
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andrew: where are my fucking knives?
abby: andrew, language!
andrew: fine. may i ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking knives?
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neil: *sees a kid crying at exites*
neil: hey little guy
neil: *crouches down to his level*
neil: can you move you’re blocking the racquets
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neil: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up the room
kevin: it’s called “arson”, and those people are called “witnesses”
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interviewer: so, do you think you’ll make it to the pros?
neil: are you asking me if i think i’ll survive until then or get recruited?
interviewer: what
neil: it’s a serious question
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wymack: neil, get that hideous thing out of the locker room, would you?
neil: kevin, coach wants you off the team
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andrew: what are you? three?
neil: yeah
neil: three inches taller than you
andrew: three seconds away from meeting the end of my knife
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andrew finds neil a new home
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andrew minyard’s BDE
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