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whoever controls the simulation we live in needs to stop ragebaiting rn

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stealing this to use in casual conversation

I'm sensing... I'm sensing that you're a little bitch. The spirits recommend that you shut the fuck up.

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if a man ever calls me "princess" i am leaving immediately i dont even care anymore

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hi i'm mia!

i'm a minor so if you are 18+ pls dni thxx

heres my little intro

fun facts about me: - i like to paint/draw but im not very good at it - my favourite colour is navy - im a taurus (may baby) - i LOVE 2000s movies and tv shows - netflix, pinterest and shopping are my holy trinity - im kinda new to tumblr so im looking for moots <333

interests: - the hunger games - psych tv show - taskmaster - percy jackson - reading in general (mostly fiction/ fantasy/ romance) - pottery - travelling (ive been to lots of different places around the world) - ive watched a lot of tv so if its pretty popular ive probably watched it and if i havent then im always looking for recs

green flags: i love to yap, i remember details, im chronically online, im fairly smart, im always looking for reccomendations for tv and books, im interested in a lot of different things (see above)

red flags: i will unironically use brainrot in conversation, i gossip a lot (tbf my school has a LOT of drama), i start a lot of projects and then abandon them halfway

if we have similar interests or you just wanna chat im more than happy i am nothing if not an insufferable yapper ✧˚ ༘ 𝜗ৎ ⋆｡˚

so yeaa just dm me ig or slide into my asks

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oooh sorry but hating on everything that's popular is *not* a personality trait!

better luck next time!

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im sooo bored ask me something PLEASE

Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

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i remember someone once told me that dreams are messages from the universe and i know its bs but like one time i was super depressed about one of my friends ignoring me and i felt like she didn't even like me anymore and i pretty much cried myself to sleep. anyway that night i had a crazy realistic dream where she kept on doing all these small little things like ignoring me when i asked a question or whispering to the person next to her while i stood there and then finally i confronted her and just started yelling at her and ranting about what an shit friend she was and then i unfortunately woke up and i say unfortunately because that was the most therapeutic dream i have ever had.

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bro im almost 17 and ive never had a relationship like not even a first kiss SERIOUSLY what is wrong with me cause i am NOT that chopped

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i wish i had a friend like me.

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my life is complete, i just got THE sunset picture

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awake-at-3am-because-i-have-a-slightly-important-event-tomorrow-that-i-can't-stop-thinking-about core

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me in an exam:

read question 1

start singing a random song thats stuck in my head

get distracted trying to remember the rest of the chorus

wonder if other people can read my mind

think (very loudly) "GET OUT OF MY HEAD"

look around to see if anyone reacted

wish i could read minds so i could finish this exam

think about whose mind i would read

realise that no one would read my mind to find the answers

fantasise about being done with my exam and leaving

think about what i will tell everyone about how the exam went

hear someone turning a page loudly and lock back in

repeat cycle for question 2