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sometimes reddit is good

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Are you fucking kidding me

spin this wheel: https://pickerwheel.com/pw?id=6WpHU

tell me your thoughts in the tags. genres mostly pulled from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_genres

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Switched ~

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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

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007 Fest 2025 Intro Post

Name: Tessa Peppers Position: Q Branch Tech (2nd year)

In a world of reasonable people, Tessa Peppers is a wholly unreasonable person.

In a world of unreasonable spies, Tessa Peppers is a wholly reasonable person.

She accepted her inevitable AI replacement years ago, but finished her degree in Electro-Mechanical engineering for the sole purpose of being able to respond "WELL I CAN DO THAT" when people say ["""simple task"""] isn't rocket science. Tessa spends her days at Q branch working on projects that seem far too minuscule in applications, until 004 asks for hemlock canisters to be sewn into her buttons, or 008 wants an all terrain vehicle that apparently includes Atlantis and needs safer circuitry.

Her other main job at work is sitting gayly and suggesting things like "JUST CHANGE THE TIME ZONE OF THEIR SYSTEMS" when adversarial programs and plans are about to go live.

Sometimes, it even works.

Hence, recruit for Jellyfish, apparently.

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(250627) txt chatting it up with daniel craig

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SANDMAN SEASON 2 PREDICTIONS BINGO

Join Mr Sadman Discord to play! [Requirement] How this works:

Download this template.,

Fill it out with your predictions for what goes down in season 2 of The Sandman. Recommended text colours: cyan, white, pale yellow, baby pink, but feel free to use what you like. Please put your username in the space above the grid.,

Fill out this form to submit your card (singular) by 29th June (11:59pm PST).,

When the season drops, check off each square as you watch. After each episode drop, we will have a form for your bingo fill status.,

We will tabulate and compare the forms for the winners.,

Winners will be declared for first row, column, diagonal, double diagonal, 4 corners, and full house. "First" will be determined by episode/scene that checks off a square rather than time of form being filled, so don't worry if you're busy or in a different time zone.

There are opportunities for "extra credit" for both specific (not vague) and unique predictions. The quantification of the same will be done by the Mr Sadman Modmin Team and its method will likely not be disclosed.

We will also have a Discord Photopea Basics Workshop to ease the process of filling out these cards on 18/6/25! Hope to see y'all there!

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SANDMAN WIKI HUNT

Join Mr Sadman Discord to play! [Requirement - We will check]

How this works: 1. You sign up.

2. We generate the random pages for each player using the random article button on wikipedia

3. Your job is to make your way to the Sandman page via the hyperlinked pages in each article in as few clicks as possible. That is, without using a lookup search function. You may use a text search (ctrl+f to make your life easier), but be careful! You don't want to miss any short cuts.

4. Keep a list of all pages you visited (should be able to recreate it if in top 3) and submit

5. How to win: person with the least amount of links/most direct path wins, except if someone ends up on the never gonna give you up page. they win automatically. Auto-disqualify if you use a search query (again: control+f is okay)

6. 1 week deadline after you get your starting page, but there's a limit of total number of submissions to 3 because large group.

7. Submission should be like [example] > initial page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pima_Canyon >  The US Forest Service does not permit dogs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Forest_Service > K-9 units: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_dog > Working dog: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_dog > The Fédération cynologique internationale:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9d%C3%A9ration_Cynologique_Internationale > france (table): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France >  in the United States: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinema_of_the_United_States > such as Netflix: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netflix >  Lists of Netflix original television series (both current, and ended): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ended_Netflix_original_programming > final: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sandman_(TV_series)  Final count = 8 (not including final or initial page). Your goal is to minimise this count.

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thinking deeply abt his cunty gun holster

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as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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It's always "fuck the police" until a stranger online writes a fanfiction you don't like.

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Link to thread

Link to news story

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With the age of tumblr's user base shifting, I wanna see something

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remember how i said i'd die for you

TLDR: James Bond Needs Hugs: The Fic

(prequel to James Bond has a Very Bad No Good Horrible Terrible Awful Traumatising Agonising Time: The Fic)

Summary:

He broke in. Unfortunately for the sanctity of the window in the guest bathroom, the front entrance was too heavily fortified. He slipped in, vaguely grunting as the action pulled at his barely scabbing wounds. His deerskin loafers made no sound as he crept forward, avoiding the subtle tripwires hidden carefully in the warm wooden flooring. At last, he reached the master bedroom, and carefully turned the knob. The gentle pull to open it was nerve wracking, even for an agent as experienced as him. There was an immediate flurry of movement, and his heart started to pound, his network of capillaries flooding with adrenaline as a sleek, modified glock was pointed at him. It lowered a moment later. ”Bond?”

Rating: Gen Word Count: 4k/7k Main tags: Platonic Cuddling, Touch Starved James Bond, Hurt/Comfort, Literal Sleeping Together, Prequel Timeline: Little while after Skyfall Plain link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66241051

thank you @mi6-cafe for being my best buddies love yall

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New picture of Taylor and Travis at a wedding recently! (June 8, 2025)