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I feel like we don’t slut shame Hannibal enough, that man was looking for dick wherever he went

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im a slut for Fire Lord Husbands who love each other

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POV you're in your late teens and you've finally come to terms with the fact that you'll never be able to convince your friends not to do dumb shit like fight demon clowns, but at least you can be there to give first aid to them

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IT Fandom Prompt Week

Below are our prompts for the next prompt week! 

March 16th- Soulmates AU

March 17th - Break Up/ First Fight      

March 18th - Failed Meet Cute 

March 19th - Mythology AU /Fairy Tale AU/ Dystopian AU 

March 20th - Fandom crossover

March 21st -  Speed dating/ Online dating

March 22nd-  Puppy love/ First kiss/ Accidental Confession

March 23rd- Hurt/Comfort/ Sick Fic  

What is a prompt week?

Each day that week we will give you three prompts to use any way you want to! Write fic, create fanart, headcanons, playlists, gifsets etc. any type of content you can think of that involves the Losers.

On that day, upload your work to tumble and tag it with #ITfandomweek. We’ll reblog it, and some time after the week is over, we’ll put all the works together in a master post.

Here are the collections from past prompt weeks: 2019 2018

Other FAQ’s Under the Cut 

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The people that own middle/high school choirs:

Eric Whitacre

Pentatonix

Any pop artist from the early 2000s

Feel free to add on

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Did you say happy birthday to dany DaVito?

I sure fucking did

My friend called me a bitch because when I told her it was his birthday, she said "ok" and I said "fuck you, show more enthusiasm"

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Petition to ban "Bubba" as a romantic pet name!

My Spanish teacher always uses Bubba as her example name (me llamo bubba) and so now I associate Bubba with her!

More romantic pet names with un-romantic personal experience to be added!

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I drew this once at 3 AM

reverse mermaids though

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GUYS, I JUST FUCKIN REALIZED WIP STANDS FOR "WORK IN PROGRESS"

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In case any of you were wondering if I was cool or not

The answer is yes

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"I'm about to do what's called a Pro Gamer Move"

- Me before I fell off my bike

I thought I could have an innocent bike ride to my friend's house. It was supposed to be a few simple blocks. Then the ground fucking vibe checked me

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I thought I could have an innocent bike ride to my friend's house. It was supposed to be a few simple blocks. Then the ground fucking vibe checked me

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Me: god why does my eye itch so much

Me: *rubs it a lot*

Me: *suffers*

Me: *looks in the mirror*

Me: oh fuck that's right I got pinkeye, I knew this

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Not all men? You're right. Humuhumunukunukuapua'a would never

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All these people writing fanfics where a character "looks up at the glow in the dark stars put on the ceiling when they were a kid" bitch no those stars on my ceiling are from last fucking month, bitch you never outgrow glow in the dark stars

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My friends were all texting about how the perfect image to describe their brains would be like. Long dimly lit hallways in old abandoned metal hospitals because they're all edgy like that, and then I sent this pic

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In my literature class today, we were talking about the omnipresence and infinite power of a character in a book that was essentially God in the context, and this kid goes "so... he's Santa" and the teacher was laughing so hard because he couldn't say the kid was wrong