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Beautiful boyfriend is now officially my beautiful... partner?? in the eyes of the law - a step below a marriage but not very far from it! And I'm super happy!!! 🥳🌸🎉

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alright so I'm flimsily constructing a novel around the premise of dating a spider man. not the Marvel kind, but a man who is literally half spider.

so we start off, and it's invasion of the bodysnatchers. a race of aliens that are definitely not yeerks are taking over the Canadian parliament. then, what's this? truck-kun?

the alien wakes up. it's been isekaiid into a fantasy world, and is now in the body of a frail albino prince. and it's up to him (and a troop of plucky heros) to defeat the demon lord!

but along the way, after slaughtering a mass of the demon lord's forces, they take a spider man captive, forcing him to serve as their guide. sparks fly. roses blossom. some weird gay alien/ spider man action commences.

I don't know what happens after that, maybe just 200 pages of biologically accurate spider sex.

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two million people starving to death because it's geopolitically convenient and we're all expected to go about our day normally like the casual cruelty on display for the past two years has been so insane to me like i'm not even trying to make a point it's just truly something i can't wrap my mind around

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Cursed to be stuck inside this ancient amulet for years but you know I was kind of getting used to it. The solitude had eaten away just enough of my sanity that I'm pretty sure it only would've been a few more days before I started hallucinating some really neat shit.

But then. THEN. This fuckass twink descendant of my mortal enemies picks up my amulet. Takes right out of the sacred chamber. I guess it was finally a ruin now? Worse timing possible, too late to stop me going insane and right before the insanity could pay off.

So some clueless idiot is actually wearing me for the first time in centuries. I'm gonna wreck this dude's shit, I don't care if he is weirdly nice and kind of pretty in the face department. The second I accumulate enough power I'm breaking out of here and making him regret being born.

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Why this got me boppin at my desk tho lol

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so if "impotent" means you can't get hard, then what does "omnipotent" mean?

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Rising Moon, by Erin Hanson.

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BALL OF FIRE — dir. Howard Hawks, 1941

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romance story you think is going to be a slow burn except character A suggests fake dating For Reasons and character B immediately responds, delighted, "holy shit you're in love with me" and then the actual relationship plot is A desperately trying to deny this because they have not been allowed their requisite several months to ease into the idea romance is on the cards here for real while B is like. yes i know you have issues, you're very repressed, im tragically into this, but sweetheart. darling. we could be kissing right now.

A keeps trying to bolt from the mortifying ordeal of being known and B keeps yelling no take backsies

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“Parasocial relationship with the fanfic author…”

WRONG

It’s a social relationship. I see a notification and go omgggg hiiii

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Placebo - Taste in Men 2000

Placebo are a British alternative rockband, formed in London in 1994 by vocalist–guitarist Brian Molko and bassist–guitarist Stefan Olsdal. Molko was born in Brussels, Belgium and Olsdal in Gothenburg, Sweden; they both grew up in Luxembourg before separately relocating to London where they met by chance outside South Kensington tube station. Following the release of a demo, a split single, and their eponymous debut album, Placebo gained exposure in 1997 after the single "Nancy Boy" became popular in the UK, a song notorious at the time for its gender-bending content. The band stood out amongst the Britpop scene they were associated with at the time for their androgynous appearance and musical content, as well as Molko's distinctive voice and lyrics which openly discussed sexuality, mental health, and drug use. Placebo have released eight studio albums, all of which have reached the Top 20 in the UK, and have sold around 14 million records worldwide.

"Taste in Men" is a single from their 2000 third album, Black Market Music, it reached number 16 in the UK singles chart. Gigwise ranked the track as Placebo's greatest hit, describing it as "bubbling, space-age blast of howling, claustrophobic electro-rock." According to Molko, the band was influenced by the industrial rock band Nine Inch Nails during the recording of the song, particularly by the track "Wish". The phrase "come back to me awhile" is taken from the Sonic Youth song "Catholic Block". The song was used in an episode from the US version of Queer as Folk. The bass riff is almost identical to Pink Floyd's "Let There Be More Light".

"Taste in Men" received a total of 58,3% yes votes.

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- Kurapika

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so if "impotent" means you can't get hard, then what does "omnipotent" mean?

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Anthony Machuca "Forbidden Knowledge"

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@izuchannisfan lol

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saw some ppl complaining that MCR's current tour is "cringe" bc they're "old" and other ppl fighting for their fucking lives to defend MCR and it's like don't waste ur energy. people making fun of MCR again is like nature healing. if you're a young MCR fan this is your chance to live the authentic experience from 2008