there is a principle of nature, that most every creature knows— it's called "survival of the fittest," and this is how it goes: the animal that wins has got to claw and bite and kick and punch– the animal that doesn't, winds up someone else's lunch.
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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet
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chell and wheatley kandi bracelets that connect in the back! =]
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spongebob kicking his little legs gif :)
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im going fucking insane how did i watch a horror movie so obscure i cant remember what it was called and cant find it
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can this be the national anthem please

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When a post contains a picture of a bug would you mind tagging it with "bug"? I have minor phobia and it really helps me. Love your blog by the way!
oh i usually tag it as "#insects" both for filtering and so i can look at my tag of insects. thank you! :)
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me: man my cock is so chafed. who could have done this.
the common cockchafer:

me: the common what
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I present: the High Geologist, based off this post
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smiling at you btw. loving you btw. liking you btw. enjoying our time together btw.

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im so glad shiver has a proper binder now
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okay yay i'm a small and fuzzy baby otter and i need reddit threads
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