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Removal of genitals for pant

Since having an erection in pant is considered a damnable offense, cutting one’s dick off would make one nearly sinless.

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-Bort Sampson is the son of pant the all-knowing

-Pant only exists

-There is nothing greater than pant

-Pant

-The concept of gender does not exist within the jurisdiction of pant

-Pant is locked in an endless cosmic struggle with short, whom he protects us from

-Pant requires sacrifices of pant and bbs

-Under pant’s rule, there is slavery to make his disciples ever expanding

-All must praise The Book Of Pant

-Pant is edible and may be eaten, but only by those who are worthy. Those who consume pant move on to the afterlife, where they assist pant in his battle with short

-Eventually, enough will assist pant in his battle with short that short will be disposed of. Then pant will shift his full attention to us, which will bring about an endless age of enlightenment.

-The Main goal of all worshipers is to Eat The Pant

-to fully devote yourself to pant one must remove the pocket of there best pant, eat the pocket, and hang themselves with the remaining pant. Pant however does not like his followers to get to close for personal reasons…

-pant extends his mid-region to those he likes and grants them good luck

-It is  a damnable offense to have an erection within pant

-All living things are made up of Pant

-To be a 3rd wave feminist is against pant due to their belief of more than two genders.

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A New Beginning

My siblings in the following of Pant, I bring you a new chance to rise from the ashes that is present society and follow the true path in life - the path that Pant has given us. My blog shall be your map. I will be the Virgil to your Dante. Follow the path that Pant has laid out for us and we shall live in the everlasting glory of Pant.