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alright, so in 14.11, dean straight-up says to sam you're the only one who could ever talk me out of throwing myself into the ocean and then in 14.12??? sam takes that as a personal challenge. he literally clocks dean in the face, immediately follows it up with the most desperate hug of his life, and then just full-on sobs into his shoulder.

and what does dean do? this man malfunctions. just completely blue-screens. one second, he’s dead-set on locking himself away forever to save the world, and the next he’s like, "damn, guess i can’t do this after all. my brother got sad. time to risk total annihilation instead."

like, SIR??? you were so committed five minutes ago! but now one (1) single brotherly breakdown later, you’re ready to throw away the entire plan??? the dramatics. the codependency. the sheer winchester-ness of it all. i cannot with these two.

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Logan moving in with Wade and gaining weight because not only is he eating three square meals a day, but he also picked up baking because both Al and Wade have a sweet tooth, and of course the sweets are there, he’s going to eat them too. But now he’s getting kind of chubby. Which isn’t a problem really. He looks healthier than he has in decades. Except…

Wade stopped flirting with him. Straight up just stopped. And yeah Logan’s been ignoring it right along because he knows Wade isn’t actually serious about it, but it was still kind of nice to be wanted. Especially since he came from a reality where he was literally the most hated man alive. And of course now he has actual feelings for Wade, he wants the option to be there.

So he decides to not only start going to the gym but also to stop eating. And of course Wade notices and has to sit him down and ask what’s up, he’s been super healthy lately why is he changing that

And Logan can’t admit why he’s doing it so he deflects. “So going to the gym isn’t healthy?”

“You practically live there now. You’re a certified gym rat. You’re overworked and underfed. THAT isn’t healthy.”

And they go back and forth until Logan finally admits it’s because he gained weight and doesn’t feel attractive anymore. “Hell, you don’t even flirt with me anymore and I’ve seen you hit on inanimate objects before.”

And Wade stares at him for like 10 full seconds before he busts out laughing, like genuinely knee slapping chuckle fest because, “You think I stopped flirting with you because I’m shallow??? You honestly think I look like a burn victims even uglier ball sack and I’m being picky with how someone else looks?”

Logan tries to shrug it off with a “Everyone has preferences.”

“Trust me, Peanut, it isn’t that.”

“So then what is it?”

And now it’s Wade’s turn to be defensive until he realizes their conversation is just going in circles and Logan won’t stop destroying his body until he comes clean. So he has to stare at the wall as he tells Logan that it isn’t that he’s not attracted to Logan’s body anymore, it’s that he’s hyper attracted to it now, that he looks so healthy, so well fed, so inadvertently loved, and that it’s a reminder of all the domesticity of their situation that he’s actually fallen in love and can’t trust himself to casually flirt with Logan anymore because he’s genuinely afraid he’s going to do something and ruin their friendship now.

And they make out sloppy style and confess their love to each other of course

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cannon wade and logan moment x

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ough......ouh....women...

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nobody speak to me…i'm emotional

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anyone ask me if i'm okay cus the ANSWER IS NOOOOOO <3 HOW ARE WE FEELING POOLVERINE NATION

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So from what I heard, Wade wanted a family with Vanessa right? A baby?? A family of his own??

He would definitely treat Mary Puppins as his own actual biological daughter even though she's a deadpool, but she's the closest thing he has to an actual baby

And and Wade was no doubt happy for Laura that she has a Logan, not hers, but a Logan that she'll love and cherish all the same as her father

And Logan slowly opening himself to her and taking the parental role and treating her like she was always his own daughter

But oh my God IMAGINE PLEASE IMAGINE how HAPPY he would be when Laura refers to him as papa one day

Wade would always hang out and treat Laura like the questionable Uncle, and leaving the "father-bonding-and-other-fatherly-things" to Logan

But then one night, after she comes over for dinner and hangs out with them and now she has to return back to the X-Mansion she goes:

"Thanks for letting me come over agajn guys. Goodnight, love you Dad, love you Papi." And shuts the door and Wade almost trips over Mary Puppins.

"That's a little odd, baby peanut mentioned you twice. Must be really tired after tonight."

"Papi is you, bub."

He slowly turns to Logan, refusing to believe it

Before quietly and brokenly asking with so much joy

"I'm a dad?"

And if he cried that night, then that'll just be between him, Logan and Mary Puppins until Wade starts telling anyone and everyone that he's a step father and proceeds to prove how much of a great step father he can be

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ੈ♡˳ 'violence is our love language' deadpool and wolverine (2024)

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Wade's Angel Baby's extra spicy and extremely possessive

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Old men yaoi palate cleanser😎

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I'm just a girl lying in my cocoon of my deadpool snoodie and dp&w dressing gown and you want me to GET UP??? To get ready to go to WORK??? What the FUCK

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It's so important to me that Logan found Wade specifically, because he's always had these urges, right? These urges to bite and stab and hurt and lick up the spilled blood as if it's liquid gold, but he could never actually act on them without killing whoever he was with.

Jean had seen them a few times, flashes of violence in his head during sex with her and Scott, and she might not of said anything outright but Logan could tell by the look on her face that she was repulsed by it. Didn't understand how he could claim to love them both, and then fantasise about ripping them open slowly.

It didn't compute in his own head, never mind hers. Maybe it was just his nature, or maybe it was another delightful gift from his time as Weapon X, but whatever it was - it didn't matter, ultimately, because he couldn't hurt anyone in those ways without it killing them outright.

And then he met Wade, and it's like he finally found a missing part of himself he'd left behind. Wade doesn't just let him bite, he begs him to. He challenges Logan to bring out the claws, all while holding a knife to Logan's throat, and Logan grins back with blood stained teeth and presses his knuckles to Wade's sides, slicing through flesh and organs as the merc actually moans beneathe him, squirming but not to get away- to get closer.

He's absolutely insane, and Logan loves him for it.

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Wade might be a stalker but he's the master of manifestation. From admiring Logan from a distance to actually bringing him home after saving the world with the man, he wrote his own fate.

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Wade getting Logan a pet cat for Christmas.

He insists that the small kitten is just like Logan! That Logan needed a cat to keep him company, and when he reminds Wade he has Mary Puppins to keep him company, Wade just shakes his head and gently places the cat in his arms.

Initially, he pretends not to be that big of a fan. Yes, he names her (she is called Pimpkin because she is an orange cat with green eyes) and feeds her, makes sure she is safe, but other than that he doesn't do much. Doesn't need too.

Until one night, he has a nightmare while Wade is away on a mission, and Logan can't seem to calm down. He is hyperventilating, his claws are out ready to attack, and he can't see anything from the tears in his eyes.

Then he hears a small little meow from the door, and he glances over to see the small cat making her way up to the bed. "Not...not now pumpkin.. don't...don't wanna hurt you.." He mutters, still trying to get his breathing under control.

He really doesn't. Logan does like her. Alot. She is cute, and she is so tiny, and Wade was so proud of himself for the gift that Logan couldn't help but love Pumpkin. She was his. Something he could look after and keep safe- and now he might hurt her.

Obviously, she doesn't understand (or chooses not to listen) and makes her way into Logan's lap, rubbing her fluffy head against him.

He freezes for a second, but slowly his breathing his relaxing and he can pull jis claws back in.

When Wade comes home early that morning, he finds Logan curled up in bed with Pumpkin sleeping soundly on his chest. "Knew you loved her." He mutters.

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Wade 'god what if I annoy him too much and he leaves' Wilson and Logan 'I'd literally eradicate the whole universe before I get separated from him' Howlett