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This is what I’ve done myself to affirm the True Name, Twitter, because I refuse to call it by the Usurper’s Name of “X”

lmfaooo
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Temporary returning to Tumblr again. In the process of deciding whether or not to make this or my Mastodon account my primary Twitter replacement while I protest the unrightful renaming of the site to “X”.
To repeat what I said earlier over on my Mastodon account:
First: I’m not planning on leaving Twitter permanently, just for as long as I feel I can keep up a protest against the name change.
Second: My old stuff on Twitter will remain up there if I do end up leaving for good with an announcement post with links made beforehand.
Finally: I will make an effort to post some older content elsewhere, mostly YouTube and Instagram, no matter what.
#twitter#my twitter#elongated muskrat#stop trying to make fetch happen#thanks elon#fyem#ugh#mastodon#youtube#instagram
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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence
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Oh man. It’s like a darker, AI-centric version of the “sudo Make me a sandwich” xkcd comic:
(Also, for the record the OP appears to be a fake but the comparison still stands)

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Thank you, anon, for gifting me yet more checkmarks. I'd return the favor but you wisely hid yourself :P
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good news guys the federal no fly list just got cracked by an otherkin on twitter
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Have fun with bot followers
Next time you get a bot follower, try to use divination based on the random ass string of emoji and locations and other nouns to determine the future!
Lets do some examples:

On my 25th birthday, the world will turn a blind eye to Kentucky, distracted by the prospect of giving me gifts. This will net Kentucky stern looks and shushhhes when they try to get attention... using kazoos.

The tongue of a babe; a pig in the city, will be silenced; maybe even cut out. Then multiply that by the world, and that makes all city pigs in the world. But when? The next part, 21 hearts, immediately might make you think of blackjack and then Jack Black, which is very exciting, but those are blue hearts; cold hearts; and Jack Black is NOT a cold hearted man. This means that it has to be more literal. When 21 cold hearted people in Bangladesh try carrots, then all the city pigs in the world will be silenced, and I really hope this divination type knows modern slang.
Now, show me your readings of your bot followers or else
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So the other day I was channel flipping and happened to catch a scene from an episode of Farscape called “Won’t Get Fooled Again” that is absolutely unhinged out of context.
So I happened to catch the point halfway through the scene where John Crichton is brought into the office of “D. Logan” who resembles a regular character named Rygel (a 2 foot tall slug like alien). John refuses to recreate the wormhole that sent him across the universe and set up the events of the show, believing that this is a set-up to get him to spill secrets, and straight up calls “Logan” “not real” before walking out.
John’s father chastises him for his disrespect for his boss while John continues to insist that he can’t be real. “Logan” then shows up on a golf cart. John’s father tells John to apologize, so John goes to “Logan”, kisses him, picks him up, goes up a stairwell, twirls him around, and then throws him down the freaking stairwell.
Of course, given the proper context John is completely right to do this (this is a part of an engineered hallucination designed to torture him into submission), but out of context this scene (and tbh this whole episode) is just bizarre, disturbing…and hilarious 😂
I need to binge-watch this series when I have a chance lol
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(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)
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🎄Merry Christmas to all from your friendly neighborhood polarfox!🎄
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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
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Me: I’m glad they got rid of that dumb policy, and Elon says he’ll step down! Time to come back, I guess
*Reinstalls Twitter app*
*sees EM hasn’t stepped down yet even though he’s supposed to*
*sees he’s added a freaking engagement counter without asking anyone*
Me:

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With the reversal of Twitter’s link policy and news that EM will eventually step down I might return to Twitter, but tbh I kind of enjoy the peace I’ve gotten from my break. I’ll keep you all posted
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