Do you have a pathetic man you enjoy a frankly disturbing amount? Do you wanna see this sad wet fave duke it out with others like them? Nominate and vote for your pathetic faves in Pathetic Man Madness! It's like March Madness but actually fun!
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Please consider Gilear Faeth from Dimension 20: Fantasy High he is so pathetic and we love him
I’ve watched Fantasy High and I totally agree, nomination accepted. 5/32 slots have been filled! Keep nominating folks! Nominations close at 6pm CST tomorrow!
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Welcome, one and all to Pathetic Men Madness!

I’m hopping on the “poll bracket” train probably about a month late. Anyway, this is Pathetic Men Madness, like March Madness, but actually fun! We’re starting out with a 32-person bracket, and I will be taking nominations through asks to properly seed the bracket and include pathetic men I may not personally be aware of.
First a timeline of our events:
From now until 6:00 PM CST on Saturday, March 18, I will be taking nominations in the form of asks submitted to this blog.
The bracket will be made and posted on Monday March 19, at 10:00 AM CST, along with the first round of 16 matchups. These polls will run for 3 days, and y’all can fight over which sad wet cat of a man deserves to win.
On Friday, March 23, at 10:00 AM, Round 2 will start.
Quarterfinals will start on Monday, March 27th, again at 10:00 AM
Semifinals will start at the same time on March 31st. Concurrently with this, the losses you complain the most about will be entered into a wildcard poll, with the winner of that advancing into the finals.
Finally, Tuesday April 4th will begin the three-way finals, with the two bracket winners and the wildcard pick. We will crown our winner on Friday, April 7th.
Please reblog so we can get a good variety of nominations!
Some nomination FAQs down below
Can I nominate real life people?
Sure, but I’ll only put them in if it’s funny.
I have a pathetic fave but they’re not technically a “man”. Can I still nominate them?
Darling, the gender binary is fake and horrible. Pathetic man is not a gender, it’s an archetype. Nominate your pathetic women and non-binary people as you please!
Your profile pic is the dude from Disco Elysium. Will you be biased in favor of him?
I will root for him but unlike the US government, I care about the will of the people. The poll results are public, so I can’t get away with it anyway.
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