I'm A High-Strung Man And My Temperament's Bad And The Least Thing Makes Me Sore
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pattern-53-enfield · 5 months ago
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Wenn die Leute fragen, wenn die Leute fragen, 
wenn die Leute fragen: “Lebt der Hecker noch?" 
Könnt ihr ihnen sagen, könnt ihr ihnen sagen 
Könnt ihr Ihnen sagen: "Ja er lebet noch.”
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pattern-53-enfield · 5 months ago
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A year into a new house and I finally have a working fireplace
#me
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pattern-53-enfield · 5 months ago
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what's the deal with fascist regimes in southern Europe
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pattern-53-enfield · 5 months ago
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It has been a baffling amount of time since I checked in here. Hope everyone is doing well and keeping themselves safe as we enter another Uncertain Time. But, at least I have this silly shirt now.
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pattern-53-enfield · 9 months ago
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It's really weird that Jeremy Clarkson basically owes everything he has to his ability to drive expensive vehicles badly while yelling "POWERRRRR!" and has only recently expanded in the last few years to farming badly, running a farm shop badly, and failing to run a farm to table restaurant, all while blaming his Irish girlfriend running the store for being too Irish to understand that even wealthy landowning Englishmen and their paramours might be subject to some laws, all while selling "THIS CANDLE SMELLS LIKE MY BOLLOCKS"
So when Youtube is all "Clarkson BLASTS BBC for fawning over Greta Thunberg: 'Annoying Bucket of Ego!'" I'm just left wondering: When has being an annoying bucket of ego ever, ever been a problem for you, Jeremy Clarkson?
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pattern-53-enfield · 10 months ago
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Maintaining a good relationship with your parents means occasionally doing things you'd rather not, like seeing the Dennis Quaid Reagan movie
And beforehand seeing a trailer for a movie about Joseph Bau that might be the most offensive portrayal of a concentration camp since Boy In The Striped Pajamas. Followed up by a Matt Walsh ad that restored a little of my sanity when one old guy behind us loudly asked "who's this asshole".
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pattern-53-enfield · 10 months ago
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Mostly finishing up a longtime kit goal: a Gothic Serpent TG Faust, which wouldn't be complete without an obnoxious "raid cut" patch
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pattern-53-enfield · 10 months ago
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Finally came out to my parents and it went extremely well. So I've got that going for me!
#me
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pattern-53-enfield · 11 months ago
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For the princely sum of 20 dollars I have fallen to Skavengang
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pattern-53-enfield · 11 months ago
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Please trust me, Your Highness. I am loyal and devoted to the Emperor. - Nige Jouzu no Wakagimi - Episode 6
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pattern-53-enfield · 11 months ago
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84 Benz 300D Euro might be coming home with me. Is it a minimum of 3 old cars that make you a "car guy"?
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pattern-53-enfield · 11 months ago
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"XYZ would kill a Medieval peasant" please read The Canterbury Tales. The average Medieval peasant is up to things you never even imagined.
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pattern-53-enfield · 11 months ago
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Found some 80s drip, came out to my partner's family, saw some cars, enjoyed some views. Not a bad weekend at all.
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pattern-53-enfield · 1 year ago
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SCP AMTF Nu-7 Cosplay - Hazardous Environment Level II
Depicted here is the typical loadout of a Nu-7 operative in a Level II rated hazardous environment. Each level, ranging from I to IV, has a typical hazardous environment protection requirement that outlines the necessary support that a task force member needs to complete their objectives within the working area. Showcased here is an example of a Nu-7 operative working within a Level II Hazardous Environment. Required protection when working in this environment is a standalone gas mask with a filter rated for riot agents. The standard issue gas mask of Nu-7 forces is the Avon Protection C50. This is a variant of the famous M50 which uses standard NATO 40 mm thread filters. In addition, the Avon C50 and M50 series gas masks are designed to be worn under a ballistic helmet.
The primary use case of Level II Hazardous Environment equipment is when the element is operating within an area that has an elevated risk of hazardous particles in the air or riot control agents and tear gases including CS, CN, and OC pepper spray present. Such a location would be none other than a Foundation facility or other subterranean structure. This operative carries his Avon C50 in a gas mask bag slung bandolier style over the right shoulder.
All Nu-7 fighters must be tactically proficient in sub-t operations doctrine as foundation sites primarily consist of large underground sections. Additionally, many anomalies take the form of caverns and other fully enclosed environments. To this end the standard Nu-7 fitment during a sub-t operation may vary in specialization, however in this display we can see the operative is in Level II Hazardous Environment status with night vision equipment. A respiratory device and night vision equipment is necessary when working within subterranean operations as there can potentially be zero ambient light within sections of the workspace and contaminants do not disperse quickly and tend to settle in place if there is no flowing air. Such an environment is not hazardous to direct body contact to warrant the use of a full CBRN (Chemical, Biological, Radiological and Nuclear) suit, but hazardous to the operative's respiratory system. In this situation a simple gas mask with a CTCF50 Riot Agent Filter would suffice.
The Nu-7 unit may have to breach certain entry points while on mission, especially when exploring an abandoned structure. For this task they may be equipped with large breaching tools like the Stanley FuBar and Halligan equivalents. Smaller tools such as a jimmy prybar, wire cutters, and wearable specialized breaching tools like the Gerber Downrange Tomahawk could also be seen. Other breaching tools can include large prybars, bolt cutters, rams, saws, and other mechanical, explosive, ballistic, vehicular, or thermal options.
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pattern-53-enfield · 1 year ago
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More dudes for the dude shelf
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I'm alive! I built more little guys!
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pattern-53-enfield · 1 year ago
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A very underrated part of Phantom Blood is when Dio tearfully pleads that his abused and impoverished upbringing is to blame for his villainy and he only lost sight of what it meant to be good as a result of his alcoholic father, then Speedwagon, a man we can infer has a very similar origin story, emerges from the shadows out if nowhere and says "Nah dude you just fucking suck."
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pattern-53-enfield · 1 year ago
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tik, tok, retards
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I like to think that the type of person who takes the time to make that image would have a Falling Down "I'm the bad guy?" moment, but it's too much to hope for.
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