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Kit Kat Librarian...
...girl, you don't even KNOW
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UPDATE: Rise, I meant. Not Dawn...
I guess, chronologically, The astronauts took off sometime during Dawn of the Plant of the Apes…
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Zing.
Sesame Street™ is adding an Autistic Muppet to the cast To teach kids about the Autistic Muppet you elected POTUS
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The Greatest Frank of All
...Cause it's knowin' that love Could be Frank if only The sun and the moon Would collide to be Frank.
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My loneliness is killing me
It's weird Every lady that actually responds to me on Tinder Is a nurse that's "About to get off work" and "wants to hook up" Curious...
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The perfect crime
I always have to pretend to browse at Dollar General So I can justify chaining my bike there And shop at the Dollar Tree
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Remaking The Accused today Starring ME as Jodie Foster And 2ND and CHARLES as a backroom full of white boys
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How many of us have them? Ones we can depend on?
You my not want to pull this string But If you want an easy method to separate Friends from Acquaintances, get really really ill and see who disappears Meanwhile, working on The Goose. I think I've discovered a format/writing style that I can run with for at least a few books-- should this whole writing thing doesn't turn out to be a lifelong mistake and waste of effort But, hey Gotta be in it to win it, right? Happy Monday
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This Post is first post of the rest of my life
So Here's my blog. I started over at Wordpress, but it was WAY to involved for the sort of crap I intend on posting Anyway, follow or like or covet or whatever it is you have to do to read this crap. Let's suffer together, shall we?
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