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you will live to see useless dogshit beyond your imagination
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if the app reblogs the same post five times bcs "bungled connekshun 🤓" well thats just how it is
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actually so true thank u reels
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lots of retards who claim they want to kill themselves on this website but none of them is willing to shove explosives up their ass and suicide bomb the met gala. why is that
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btw i told myself ill try having a cig every hour now instead of every 30 mins or so and uh i could only last about 50 mins now which is still smth. nic time 🤤
#p#if og followers dont kno im now a cig addict instead of weed addict which#i think is way better for me mentally And im not an insufferable stoner anymore but#we'll see in like a decade if this bites me in the ass 😆
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you guys need to understand that smoking anything is not very good for your lungs especially if it has nicotine; yk nicotine that things that causes heart issues and raises your blood pressure and narrows your arteries. You guys do know that EVALI is a thing right?
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
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your Mom sucked on my weird little penis, to no effect
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Handwriting Asks
Send me a number and I’ll handwrite the answer for you!
1. write your URL
2. write the URL of the person who sent the ask
3. write your blog title
4. write the blog title of the person who sent the ask
5. your name
6. your birthday
7. where you live right now
8. where you were born
9. today’s date
10. current time
11. relationship status
12. the first 5 words that come to your mind
13. your number of followers
14. the number of blogs you’re following
15. the URLs of your tumblr crushes
16. draw your tumblr activity graph :)
17. describe the latest post on your dashboard
18. favorite band(s), musician(s)
19. favorite song(s)
20. favorite lyric(s)
21. favorite album(s)
22. favorite color(s)
23. celebrity crushes
24. favorite food
25. favorite beverage
26. favorite TV show(s)
27. favorite movie(s)
28. favorite actors or actresses
29. describe what you’re wearing right now
30. write something for the person who sent the ask
31. ships?
32. favorite season(s)
33. favorite ice cream flavor(s)
34. a place you wanna go on holiday
35. favorite number
36. favorite meme(s)
37. favorite animal(s)
38. favorite quote(s)
39. a random fact about yourself
40. write your name with your non-dominant hand
41. handwrite a message to your followers
42. something of your choice (specify in ask)
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they can’t take the word goon away from the henchmen community
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