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vigilante is bi/pan not queer die mad about it

Bestie, bi/pan IS queer. Queer is a term any LGBTQ person can use to describe themselves or to say something with less syllables to refer to the community. Some LGBTQ people don’t like the term queer but I’m fine with it and I don’t have any stake in the “what sexuality is vigilante” so I went with queer in my tags. Next time you get heated and write a response know what you’re talking about. I send you my best annon

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Vigilante: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Peacemaker: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Vigilante: I said within reason P, how about I murder that guy?

Peacemaker: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Vigilante: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Adebayo: are you really planning on shooting it?

Chris: Don’t worry, it’s a holly gun.

Adebayo: how so?

Chris: it makes holes.

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Chris: it’s on the bottom

Adebayo: you’re a bottom

Chris: nah! Adrian’s a bottom

Adrian, changing the subject: so, what were we supposed to do after that?

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Chris: Put your hand on my thigh while I do research and then we’ll switch in like 30 minutes

Adrian: Good idea

Harcourt: It’d be twice as efficient if you just both did the research

Chris: but then who’s supposed to guid you through it with a comforting male touch?

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Someone: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Adrian: I’m the knife!

Chris: he’s the little spoon.

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Everyone: watching Adrian do a backflip and a hand spring only to land on a skateboard and fall on his ass

Chris: that went from badass to just plain bad.

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Peacemaker: you know what to do with her Vig

Vigilante, drawing his swords: I’m really gonna enjoy this

Peacemaker: Woah! Dude no, take her to jail!

Vigilante: ugh! But that’s so boring!

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Chris: You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.

Adrian: don’t objectify me.

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Harcourt, Chris, and Adebayo: *enter the base after leaving Eagly to watch Adrian*

Adrian and Eagly: Happy Pride!

Chris: Wait…Eagly’s gay too?

Harcourt: that’s what you got from this?

Adebayo: I’m sorry too?

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Chris, with Adrian slung over his shoulder: he’s lost a lot of blood, we need to get to the hospital

Adrian: I didn’t lose the blood, I know where it is. It’s all over the movie theater and on that ninja guys weapons.

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Chris: *walks in wearing a bubblegum pink shirt*

Harcourt: nice shirt, very manly

Adrian: Pink? Interesting choice man

Chris: it’s not pink! It’s…lightish red

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John: there’s a fine line between not listening and not caring and I like to think I walk that like every day of my life

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Adrian: it’s not illegal if you don’t get caught

Chris: and though the law has many penalties for the atrocities we inflict on others, there is no penalties for the terrors we inflict on ourselves.

Harcourt:

Leota: you doing alright Chris?

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Chris: Adrian, gimme a boost!

Adrian: you’re a good person and people say nice things about you!

Chris: not a morale boost a physical boost!

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Adrian: oh Chris dude! I’m so glad you’re back, all these girls wanna do is talk about girl stuff. And not fun girl stuff like ribbons and unicorns

Leota: Tell me about it, Keeya got fired when she told her boss that she deserves the same pay as the guy on her team.

Emilia: When I was in college I got paid less than the teenaged boy that had just gotten hired.

Adrian: seriously, they will not stop talking about systematic oppression and I know it’s a big problem in the workforce still but it is a real downer

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Harcourt: so we made a timeline of events–

Adrian: Time’s not made of lines! It’s made of circles, thats why clocks are round. Duh.