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hey do you wanna play doomed exploration together. it wont go like last time
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Y'know, it's weird how the Egbert house doesn't have a garage or a carport or anything. Surely a paragon of fatherly responsibility like Mr Egbert would know better than to simply leave his car exposed to the elements at all times.
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go
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“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me
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people worry so much about being in a 'flop era'.., but do not realise that to a bunny or perhaps a kitty, a 'flop era' is a beautiful thing... #wise #wisdom
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days used to last all day. now days last 5 hours. If you're lucky
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I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year
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no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live
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This is what castiel experienced when he wasnt in an episode
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"s14 is bad" mint condition? optimism? NIHILISM? damaged goods? cas dressing up as a doctor to stop dean from killing himself? dean telling his dad he has a family? he trades his father for his mother and cas and jack? OUROBOROS? PEACE OF MIND? CAS MIMING HOLDING A COCK??? THE SHAPE AND HEFT, PEOPLE!!!
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i feel like being in a fandom long-term has a very specific repetitive cycle that kind of looks like this
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flunked out of dog college cause i couldnt keep up with all the homework u gotta eat :<
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Woooo
Jay Walking!!!!
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