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Out of the blue:
Looking for someone to possibly beta read a *Lethal Company* fanfic for me, if anyone is interested. Will contain nsfw content so only those 18+ will be considered. The fic is as follows;
Lethal Company, M/M, company employee/ monster (Bracken), oral sex, anal sex, very mild blood, violence (game type), swearing, conflicted feelings, side character death
There will be NO: gore, rape, or underage content
This is a ātwo of us against the worldā, porn-with-plot type thing. It will include some headcanon/ ooc(?) elements
Not sure how long itāll be- itās currently sitting at 2k words- but Iām not planning on making it a super long fic
Just looking for basic feedback; plot, pacing, spelling (Helping make the sex scenes more interesting, if youād like) It can be shared with you in multiple ways
Lemme know if youāre interested!
#pear shaped rambling#text only#fanfic#fanfic help#nsfw fanfic#nsfw story#beta reader#looking for beta readers#lethal company#lethal company employee#lethal company bracken#bracken#bracken/ employee
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i gotta draw more of them. also! if youāre interested in some more nsfw content from me, my nsfw Twit @ is in my blog description. 18+ ONLY. No Minors!
i wanted to make something instead of write something today, so i sketched my own dumbass deadpool and wolverine. idk
(click for less shit ass quality)
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shhhh š¤«
i covered the bits but iāll show you guys the shit i made. 1st animation attempt after years
imagine whoād youād like for āgiverā
literally censored nsfw, youāve been warned
i wanted/ was supposed to be fuckin writing today. what did i do instead?
animated a 2D lethal company dude getting his brains fucked outā¦
iām not mad, just disappointed
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i wanted/ was supposed to be fuckin writing today. what did i do instead?
animated a 2D lethal company dude getting his brains fucked outā¦
iām not mad, just disappointed
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iāve been in a apple coma for 24+ fuckin hrs. i gotta get back into the shit, lads. need it soo bad
probably gonna write starting tomorrow, for the Baby(girl) Donāt Hurt Me series. if thereās an idea or somethin you think i could/ should include, send a ask and plead your case babes
fluffy, funny, angsty, horny, whatever, yk the drill
#pear shaped rambling#text only#ask#send some asks#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#too sleepy for any other tags#for now lol
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one last horny thought before i go pass out rn:
wadeās katanas can be used in soo many fun ways; locking loganās legs up and open with the dull side of the blades under his knees. caging loganās neck as the swords are crisscrossed over his throat. using the flat/ blunt side(s) of the blade to guide loganās face up or to the side, or prompt him to open his mouth or spread his legs
bloody addition, if thatās your thing; the katanas impaling into loganās shoulders to pin him down when things/ needs are getting rough and wild
itās about the āØdanger and being a freakāØ
#pear shaped rambling#text only#horny thoughts#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#sharp objects are just another kind of toy#they are wildin and itās consensual#freaky too#something something. cool metal against warm skin#yk what i mean#itās about the contrast
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Thought for the toupee anon: man's is so touchstarved, I think if Logan scruffed him like a kitten he'd just completely fall apart, and for the record, vice versa. No hair required! šš
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itās so funny how many ppl mention the toupee ask/ anon. ppl wanna arch wade so bad but not with the hairpiece lol
and no, not the scruff š thatās kinda hot tho
#pear shaped rambling#text only#ask#answered asks#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#picking up that man like a kitten is kinda cute too#he is just so babygirl#logan would likely rumble in wadeās ear too
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Not the toupee anon but kinda piggybacking of their idea. No toupee. No collar thing. No knife. Just Loganās hand around his neck and pulling him back into that gorgeous arch ����
god thatās such a good option too. hands are so intimate, especially for logan bc, yk
for your consideration:
hand grasping just under the chin. fingers and thumb pressing to the jaw. index and middle finger hooking into the mouth, and pulling. palm flattening over lips to quiet the moans. hand covering the eyes to enhance the other senses. fingers applying steady pressure to the pulse points. nails digging in right below the curve of the throat
any and all of it pulling wade (or logan, if you like vers or the dynamic switched) into a gorgeous arc and making him stare up into nothing. or bringing him back to murmur filth into his ear
whooo boy, yep yep yep. hands good. anon youāre a damn fuckin peach, i love ya
#pear shaped rambling#text only#ask#answered asks#cw mild sensual language and content#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#logan is grabby#and desperate for the man#and wade likes to be grabbed#iād like to think the touch can either be real gentle like on certain days#and absolutely rough demanding and just on the right side of painful#on days where they gotta get the want and feral animal out
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(This is the toupee anon) lol yeah, I wasn't being too serious with the toupee idea because Wade looked silly wearing it in the movie. I was just thinking about the idea of them both enjoying Logan pulling Wade's hair, but then I remembered that Wade doesn't have hair to pull š„² maybe Logan can pull on the collar thing around Wade's neck instead lol
as a horny writer and illustrator, and on behalf of the horny population, we will always find a way to bend that man into a real pretty curve without the aid of hair. even if itās a stapled hairpiece lol
with the ideas i mentioned, i still have far too many more and iām sure other ppl have come up with some damn excellent ideas too
anon, i admire your honesty. may the horny ideas bless ya and your future
#pear shaped rambling#text only#ask#answered asks#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#we WILL bend that man into a pretzel#and we all know he enjoys it#we do too#and logan as well
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Horny Poolverine idea that includes TransMasc!Logan: A lot of people headcanon that Logan lets a LOT of slick out of his pussy, so I just imagine Wade's constantly drowns everytime he eats Logan out or has him sit on his face.
transmasc!logan my beloved, and your reminder of that headcanon makes my brain go brrrrrrr
love you darling š
explicit below cut. if that aināt your thing, go no further
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iād like to think that wade is relentless; logan can stop whenever he wants and wade wonāt push him, but they both want to see how many climaxes wade can mouth from logan
he pushes logan over the edge again and again and again. watches logan come apart gorgeous each time and soak the pair of them, writhing and grasping anything he can
logan melts into a desperate kind of animal- panting, growling, groaning. heās lost count of how many orgasms wade has tongued from him, lost track of time, but hisses a ājust getting startedā when asked if heās ready to stop
like fucking hell is he done yet
so wade shifts his grip, traces the wet warmth between loganās legs with a smirk, and drinks down the pleasure logan floods into his open, eager mouth
#pear shaped rambling#text only#answered asks#cw sensual language and content#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#brain really went brrrrrr with this one lads#going feral atm. in the best way#the two of them found a partner that can keep up#they are wildin and itās consensual#logan will drown wade and wadeās response is pulling out a snorkel and floaties
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A horny idea that just crossed my mind: Logan will sometimes make Wade wear his toupee just so Logan can pull Wade's hair when he's "breaking" Wade's back
i love the idea of logan pulling wade up, arching him back into a pretty curve, but that toupee makes me giggle rather than tingle. iām sry if thatās your thing anon, itās just kinda silly to me
(personal favorite) ideas in the same vein, as a peace offering; wadeās mask, half rolled up to free the mercās mouth or gag him with the fabric. wadeās shoulder strap, like a leash thatās just tight enough to make his eyes roll back. a small knife, held by an arm wrapped around wadeās chest and tugging back against the blade embedded just below the collarbone
love you anon, ty for the ask and i hope you enjoyed my little nonsense tangent
#pear shaped rambling#text only#ask#answered asks#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#logan is grabby#and wade likes to be grabbed#they are wildin and itās consensual#got really horny. my bad
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Here's a fluff/angst idea: Wade having an awful day and having self-depreciating thoughts, so he lays in bed in his fluffy pajamas, hugging a pillow tightly and starts to cry. Then Logan lays in bed with him, as the big spoon, tightly holding Wade to himself and shooshing Wade softly (a comforting shhhh) until Wade falls asleep peacefully
damn, thatās hella soft
the two of them have been thru shit and a half, and there are days where the weight is just too much. a sound, a voice, nothing or anything could start a downward spiral
but they donāt leave. they canāt leave each other alone, because dark nights and unrelenting thoughts will worsen the fragile cracks
so they soothe, they comfort, and they find a strange kind of peace together. even in quiet nights filled with nothing but strong arms and synchronized breathing
#pear shaped rambling#text only#ask#answered asks#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#this is kinda the flip side of the first fic i made#wade knows self loathing and trauma#logan knows rage and guilt#they mirror each other
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Here's a horny idea (imagine Wade's leg straps are made of elastic on his DP&W suit): Logan hooking his finger under Wade's leg straps, snapping them like a rubber band against Wade's thighs and watching hungrily as Wade's thighs jerk when the straps hit his legs painfully
anon you can read my mind, and i wanna put you in my pocket like a prized possession
fluffy option; logan tugging on wadeās straps/ belt to get his attention or try and get it somewhere else
horny option; logan pulling/ snapping wadeās straps/ belt to bring him nice and tantalizing close, or inflict just a little pain in a specific spot to tell wade what he wants, either as soon as they get home or right f-ing now
hell yea, i fuck with that
#pear shaped rambling#text only#ask#answered asks#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#in my fics wade responds well to physical touches and comfort#so this is right up in there. bless#logan is grabby
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i picked 7 lbs of apples, ate an additional pound of apples in the orchard, and then bought 2 dozen apple donuts. doctors canāt even look at me rn
going fucking apple picking today!! itās time to frolic and eat way too many sweet little treats!! fuck yea!! while iām out, feel free to send poolverine ideas/ prompts/ etc!
doesnāt matter if itās fluffy, angsty, or horny (or a deadly combo of two, coming in with the steel chair!)
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going fucking apple picking today!! itās time to frolic and eat way too many sweet little treats!! fuck yea!! while iām out, feel free to send poolverine ideas/ prompts/ etc!
doesnāt matter if itās fluffy, angsty, or horny (or a deadly combo of two, coming in with the steel chair!)
#pear shaped rambling#text only#deadpool 3#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#poolverine#send some asks#send suggestions#i need some ideas#i have poolverine and x-men family ideas#but they need time to simmer#slow cooker style. with garlic and onion
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colored āem real quick just to do somethin
i wanted to make something instead of write something today, so i sketched my own dumbass deadpool and wolverine. idk
(click for less shit ass quality)
#art#pearās art#fanart#text and image#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#poolverine#logan looks a little wonky but whatever#i love them#i would like to think that despite their respective heights and weights they could still throw each other pretty far#logan an angry cannon ball with knives#and wade a spear with guns on the front end#but off duty they are their own types of babygirls#how does logan have an earring? idk science or magic or somethin#edit: i looked up the piercing thing and i think he could actually have one?#like as soon as he takes it out the hole would heal but if he left it in the piercing would stay?#hmmmm
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if i go dark for a little while itās probably bc im currently going stir crazy and i wanna stab a knife thru my skull and everything i do is dumb and makes me wanna bite someone. im gonna jack my shit and then run around an apple orchard and see if that makes me normal enough to get stuff done. peace out homies, im gonna go touch grass and eat an apple whole āļø
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