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“God isn’t always there when you call. But always on time.” -Caranthians 5 : 31 (2025)

A Manual of Mindfulness

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“It’s not so much that his hips lie, it’s more that they don’t have much to say in the first place.” said a coworker, in response to our trainer openly discriminating against hip abductions due to the fact that he does not have “hips that don’t lie.”

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“You know how some people are 2% Neanderthal? That guy’s 10.”

-Logan, trainer of Neanderthals

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“I have to carry a tissue around to wipe all this brown off my nose.”

- a brown noser

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I often wonder at the fascinating functions of the human mind. I can be deep in thought about some profound life situation and in the next instance find myself hopping around my house on a broomstick cackling a witch on the hunt for Hansel and Gretl.

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✨Gubernatorial✨

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The bees in my brain be

buzzin