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I have a patent-teacher conference and guys its not okay I'm cooked.

Lowkey a bit of Valentina slander at the end but that's okay cause who likes her anyway.

Thunderbolts x Gn!Teen!Reader

✦ Parent-Teacher conference headcanons ✦

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✦ Alexei Shostakov ✦

Immediate big bear grin. “Of course! I would love to! Finally, official father duties! I am ready.”

He’s way too excited. You almost regret asking him because he immediately starts planning what to wear like it’s the Olympics.

He introduces himself as your “papa” and tells wildly exaggerated stories about your achievements that didn’t happen.

“Ah yes, Y/N once lifted a car. Very strong. Takes after me.”

The teacher is just blinking rapidly “I-what?”

He lowkey embarrasses you, but he’s also so proud.

Brags about you non-stop and leaves with his arm around you, even if you’re fake-mad at him the whole way home.

✦ Yelena Belova ✦

Acts super casual about it. “Yes, I can go. Why not? Someone must supervise the situation.” But she’s secretly honored you asked her.

She shows up in the coolest outfit and definitely intimidates your teacher a little.

If the teacher complains about you, she’s like: “No. You are wrong. Y/N is perfect.” (Dead serious.)

If they praise you, she’s smug for the rest of the week.

“You know, you could have asked anyone. But you picked me. Admit it Mouse. I am the best.”

✦ Bucky Barnes ✦

Very quiet, kinda awkward. “Me? Uh… yeah. Sure, kid. If you want me to.”

He sits stiffly, probably wears his nicest jacket. Doesn’t say much unless he needs to defend you.

If the teacher says you’re struggling, he’s all protective like, “What’s the school doing to help them? They’re not doing this alone.”

Absolutely takes your side.

If the teacher complains about you hanging out alone, Bucky’s just like, “Yeah? Maybe the other kids should be less annoying.”

Buys you snacks on the way home.

Barely talks about the meeting, just quietly says he’s proud of you.

✦ John Walker ✦

Blown away. “Wait, you want me to go? Like… with you? Of course! Yeah, I can do that. I’m good at that. Totally. Parental figure. Yeah.”

(He’s so flustered it’s adorable.)

Takes it VERY seriously. Nods way too much. The teacher lowkey loves him because he’s polite and enthusiastic.

If they criticize you, John gets defensive FAST.

“Have you considered that maybe your teaching style isn’t working for them? Just a thought.”

Treats you to dinner after like it’s a whole formal event.

“You did good, kid. Real good. Thanks for letting me be there.”

✦ Bob Reynolds ✦

Looks like you just asked him to hold the sun. He’s so touched. “Me? You really want me to go? Yeah. Yeah, I’d be honored.”

Soft-spoken the whole time. Very respectful but sharp when it comes to defending you.

He listens carefully, makes eye contact, thanks the teacher even if they’re being harsh.

If the teacher praises you, he beams.

Quiet little proud smiles. Might ruffle your hair without thinking.

Gets awkward when you thank him.

“Oh—uh, you don’t have to thank me. I’m just glad you wanted me there.”

He'll be smiling after that all day.

✦ Ava Starr ✦

“Why me?” but not in a bad way—just genuinely surprised you’d choose her.

When you tell her you trust her, she agrees instantly. “I’ll be there. You got me.”

Has the most terrifying resting face. The teacher is so scared to say anything negative because Ava looks like she’ll end them.

If the teacher says you’re doing well, Ava’s eyes soften.

She just mutters, “Told you they were good.”

Doesn’t make a big deal out of it. On the way home she just quietly says, “Thanks for picking me.” But you can tell it meant a lot.

✦ Valentina Allegra de Fontaine ✦

"why would I wanna go to that"

Simply doesn't attend.

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Hope you guys liked this one!! My requests are always open<33

Is it obvious that I hate Valentina

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Lowkey wrote this while I was on a road trip with my family and felt like I had to write this. My nephew kept trying to take my phone but luckily he got scolded by my aunt.

Hope you guys enjoy!!!

Thunderbolts x Gn!Teen!Reader

✦ Road Trip Headcanons ✦

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✦ Alexei Shostakov ✦

Thinks he’s the natural driver.

Immediately calls shotgun driving duty but is actually a terrible driver (way too fast, overconfident, has beef with GPS).

Blasts Russian rock music the entire time.

You’ll have to fight him to connect your phone to the aux.

Eats loud snacks and leaves crumbs everywhere.

“Alexei, stop eating like a raccoon.”

“I am fueling the machine!”

Stops at every weird roadside attraction.

“Come, come! Look, world’s biggest ball of yarn! Very important!”

Annoys you by trying to give long-winded life advice while you’re just trying to nap.

But secretly it’s sweet because he just wants to bond.

✦ Yelena Belova ✦

Definitely takes the aux and plays absolute bangers.

Half chaotic Russian pop, half dark indie playlists. But she’ll let you DJ sometimes.

Brings the best road snacks.

You’re covered in chips, candy, and energy drinks thanks to her snack runs.

Forces everyone to stop for photo ops.

She takes thousands of pictures, mostly to embarrass Alexei and John, but she gets cute ones of you too.

Relentlessly roasts whoever’s driving.

“Wow, John. Amazing. Truly a masterclass in missing the exit.”

Terrifyingly fast but somehow never gets pulled over.

✦ Bucky Barnes ✦

Prefers to drive to avoid motion sickness.

Grumbles about it but he’s actually the safest driver in the group.

Keeps the windows cracked because everyone else’s music is ‘too loud.’

But he secretly bobs his head to your playlist.

Always has gum, water, tissues—he’s weirdly prepared like a tired dad.

Falls asleep immediately when he’s not driving.

You and Yelena take funny photos of him napping with his arms crossed.

Ever since Alexei put the wrong kind of gas in the car he insists on paying for it. Anything to Prevent it from happening again.

✦ John Walker ✦

Takes driving way too seriously.

Hands at 10 and 2, obeys every road sign, will lecture Alexei about seatbelts.

Plays dad rock playlists.

“John, please, no more Bon Jovi.”

“You need culture, kid.”

Pulls over for every bathroom break even if you just stopped 10 minutes ago.

“If you gotta go, you gotta go. Hydration’s important.”

Takes WAY too long at gas stations.

After 2p minutes he'll just comes back with 7 Gatorades, 4 granola bars, and a car air freshener.

He’s weirdly sweet about making sure you’re comfy.

✦ Bob Reynolds ✦

You wouldn't expect it, but he's the most chaotic passenger.

Constantly changes the radio station and loses his phone under the seat every 5 minutes.

Terrible navigator.

“Wait, was that the exit? Oh, my bad.” (He’s done this like 3 times now.)

Keeps talking to you about random stuff out of nowhere.

“Hey, do you think clouds have feelings?”

“Bob, what?”

Brings homemade snacks that are actually delicious.

Loves those deep, late-night road trip convos.

He's not really one to sleep in the car, so he'll just watch the trees pass by as he stares outside.

✦ Ava Starr ✦

Sleeps through half the trip, sunglasses on, headphones in.

Somehow always wakes up just before an exit to give perfect directions.

Doesn’t pack snacks, but steals everyone else’s.

Steals your chips, denies it, then steals more while looking you dead in the eye.

Will just sit in silence with you, watching the trees go by. You simply enjoy each other presence.

Gives you her jacket when the AC’s too cold. Buys you meds if you get carsick.

Will absolutely call shotgun and then fall asleep instantly. “Wake me up when we’re there.”

Hope you guys liked this one, cause I loved writing it.

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Hey guys! Back with the platonic!reader x thunderbolts.

Thought this would be a cute and kinda wholesome idea, so hope you guys like it!!

Thunderbolts x gn!platonic!reader

✦ Thunderbolts game night headcanons ✦

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✦ Alexei Shostakov ✦

LOUD. He’s yelling before the game even starts. He’s so competitive, even in Uno or Monopoly. He's the type to slam his cards on the table like he's in a high-stakes poker match.

Cheats constantly. Steals money from the bank, hides cards, pretends rules don’t apply to him. If you catch him, he acts like it’s part of the game.

Has no idea how to play anything electronic. You try to get him to play Mario Kart, but he just crashes into walls and screams in Russian.

Nicknames the dice. He’ll be like, “Come on, Natasha! Don’t fail me!” and everyone’s like… who is he talking to? He’s talking to the dice.

He has a pair of lucky dice named after his kids, including you. Whenever it's all or nothing he grabs them from his pocket, whispers to them and somehow always gets the score he needs.

Doesn’t understand losing. Will pout like a child if you beat him. He’s a sore loser but forgives you after you share snacks with him.

✦ Yelena Belova ✦

Master of trash talk. Soft voice, brutal words. “Oh? You think you will win? That’s so cute. I will destroy you.” She’s actually very sweet but she plays it up to mess with you.

Always brings the weird snacks. She shows up with like pickled herring chips or something and acts offended if no one else tries them.

Pretends not to care but actually loves winning. She’ll play it cool but does a little fist pump under the table when she beats John.

Secretly teams up with you against the others. If it’s a team game, you and Yelena are partners 99% of the time, and you both cheat in the most creative ways.

Loves chaotic games. Uno, Jenga, Cards Against Humanity—anything where she can ruin people.

✦ Bucky Barnes ✦

Reluctant participant. He shows up because you asked him to but claims he doesn’t like games. Lies. He gets super into it.

Super patient when teaching you new games. Will quietly explain rules to you if you’re confused, even if the others are already playing.

Lowkey very good at strategy games. Chess? Clue? He’s unbeatable. He has war-era patience and loves a good tactical challenge.

Loses his mind over video games. Cannot aim for his life in a shooter game. “Why is this kid running in circles? Stop jumping! STAND STILL!”

Protects you when the others gang up. When John and Yelena are being little gremlins, Bucky will switch sides to back you up.

✦ John Walker ✦

The worst when he’s losing. He’ll start questioning the rules, the fairness of life, the position of the table legs—anything to justify why he’s not winning.

Gets VERY loud in team games. Yelling directions, yelling at Bob for not following his plan. Absolute coach mode.

Takes everything WAY too seriously

"It's just Uno John.."

“THERE ARE RULES, Y/N. THERE. ARE. RULES.”

Softens if you get upset. He’s competitive but if you start to actually feel bad, he immediately backs off and maybe, just maybe he'll let you win the next round.

✦ Bob Reynolds ✦

Lowkey the peacemaker. Tries to keep everyone calm but ends up making snarky little comments when John gets on his nerves.

Very good at puzzle games. The quiet thinker. Can solve a Rubik’s Cube in like a minute and wins all the brain games.

Surprisingly sassy when he’s tired. If it’s late, he’ll start roasting people quietly under his breath and you are howling.

Always ends up on your team. You’re his comfort person. You’re the one who can get him to laugh even when he’s overwhelmed.

Super soft when you win. Always congratulates you, even if the others are too busy fighting to notice. Might gently pat your head like, "You did good, Starlight."

✦ Ava Starr ✦

Chaos incarnate. She plays to destroy people. She’s fast, sneaky, and will fully phase through the table to steal cards if you’re not watching.

Hates losing. But instead of yelling like John, she just gets eerily silent and stares at you.

"Ava, it’s just Connect Four."

Deadpan "No. It’s not."

Loves games with sabotage. Like Uno. Reverse cards are her love language.

Doesn’t really like team games. Unless you’re her partner. Then she’ll protect you like a hawk.

Let’s you win sometimes, but pretends she didn’t. “No, you just got lucky, don’t get cocky.”

✦ Group Dynamics ✦

Yelena and John are the loudest. Always fighting, always accusing each other of cheating.

Bob and Bucky just exchange looks like: “Why do we hang out with these people?”

Alexei is the one who flips the Monopoly board when he’s losing. Every time.

You always get away with the sneakiest cheats because Bucky secretly lets you.

Ava and Yelena 100% gang up on John at least once per game night.

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Hope you guys liked it! My requests are always open so if you have any ideas I'dove to write them! <3

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You know, I've been searching EVERYWHERE. for some teen!reader or just simply platonic!reader x thunderbolts but I cannot find them anywhere, so I've decided to take matter into my own hands.

Please excuse me for my poor writing, this is my first time writing headcanons and English is not my first language. Might come off a little cringe but overall just sappy, happy headcanons.

✦ Thunderbolts Nickname Headcanons for gn!Teen!Reader ✦

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You groaned but secretly loved it. He never dropped it after that.

✦ Alexei – "Little Star"

Alexei caught you sneaking out to sit on the balcony one night after a rough mission. You were just staring at the stars in silence.

“You remind me of the stars,” he said gruffly.

You squinted at him. “Distant? Cold? Constantly exploding?”

He barked out a laugh. “No! Little but burning bright! And always there. Little Star. That is you now.”

He says it with pure affection every time, like he’s genuinely proud of you for just existing. Even when you’re sulking or pretending you don’t need him, he still calls you his “Little Star” with that warm, fatherly rumble.

It started as a throwaway line. “Watch your six, Kid,” he’d mumble on missions. But it stuck.

✦ Bucky – "Kid"

One day you snapped, “You know I have a name, right?”

When you’re having a rough time though, he softens it. “Hey, c’mon, Kid. I’ve got you.”

He just smirked. “Yeah, but you’re my Kid now. Deal with it.”

Simple yet caring and full of affection, just the classic protective dad nickname.

✦ Bob – "Starlight"

One night he found you sneaking onto the roof because you couldn’t sleep (again). You told him you like staring at the stars ‘cause it makes you feel small but safe.

“You’re kinda like that,” Bob shrugged. “A little starlight in a pretty messed up world.”

“That’s cheesy”, You said, a smile planted across your face.

“Yeah, but you’re smiling.”

After he saw your smile that day he never got rid of the name. You were his Starlight now, and no one could take that from him.

He mostly uses it when you’re anxious or sad. A soft reminder that even if you feel tiny and invisible, you matter to him.

John is the kinda guy who shows affection by pretending to be exasperated with you, right?

✦ John – "Rookie"

The first time you trained together, you stumbled over a move and he immediately went, “Careful, Rookie. You’ll get yourself knocked out like that.”

You rolled your eyes but didn’t argue. He’s called you “Rookie” ever since.

“I’ve literally been on, like, twenty missions now." You protested.

Playful, but there’s this protective edge to it.

He shrugged, “Doesn’t matter. You’re still my Rookie.”

He uses it when you mess up, when he’s teasing you, but also when he’s proud. Like if you pull something impressive, he’ll smirk and say, “That’s my Rookie.”

When you’re upset? A quiet: “Hey. C’mon, Rookie. You’re tougher than this.”

✦ Ava – "Ghostling"

“You’re like a little ghost,” she muttered once.

You mastered sneaking up on people at the compound, sometimes even managing to scare her, which she refused to admit.

You smirked. “Ghostling, maybe?”

She’ll mutter it quietly when she’s proud or when you need comfort.

She raised an eyebrow but accepted it. It became a secret thing just between the two of you.

When she’s teasing you: “C’mon, Ghostling. You’re losing your touch.”

When she’s serious: “I see you, Ghostling. You’re not invisible to me.”

Ava doesn’t give out nicknames lightly, but you cracked her shell, and now it’s her little way of showing affection.

✦ Yelena – "Mouse"

You tried to sneak a cookie off her plate once. Big mistake.

“You move like a tiny mouse,” she said, feigning annoyance but actually loving it.

"A mouse?", you question.

You were horrified but now it’s stuck.

“You squeak. You sneak. You steal my snacks. Mouse.”

Whenever you try to act tough: “Shhh, Mouse. Go squeak somewhere else.”

But when you’re sad: “Hey, Mouse. I’m here, yes? You can tell me.”

Pure teasing but it softens in quiet moments.

She acts like she uses it to rile you up, but it’s become something she says gently when you need her.

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Hope you guys liked it! I'll turn on my requests in case anyone had the same problems as me and I'll try to fulfill your wishes! <3

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‧₊˚✧IVORY୨ৎ she/her late teens, Marvel fan,

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