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The worst park about this hairstyle is that his hair looked like this when he arrived in Venice. 😭 They made a conscious decision to style it like that.

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Saw someone list Josh as one of the celebs obsessed with not aging, implying he does plastic surgery or whatever to stay young and I just lol ed.

Like dude has a 2-year-old bump on his cheek that he filmed 5 movies with. If he comes remotely close to an aesthetician, they wouldn't let him go with that un-poped.

He looks so red all over whenever he's in the sun. I'm pretty sure he doesn't even wear sunscreen properly.

He just has the bone structure that prevents him from aging badly, I guess.

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spider-verse edits (2/?): earth-307021

after the death of their best friend, gwen stacy, soon followed by spider-man, all mary-jane and harry have left is each other. mary-jane fulfills peter’s dying wish by continuing to protect the city as spider-woman, and now faces a new enemy, black cat, who has taken a particular interest in her. but the hero might have more to fear, as an unspoken illness starts to threaten harry’s life.

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Peeta isn't weak and doesn't actually need saving/protecting.

Peeta just wanted someone to fight for him his whole life. He didn't, in fact, need protection per se once he was out of the abusive household. But he never had anyone who would fight for him, so he lacked the confidence to fight for himself.

I always believed it was one of the reasons he admired Katniss so much as a teen. Katniss fought for Prim as hard as she could. Peeta wanted someone like that to fight for him.

But when he's actually close to Katniss, he doesn't want her to sacrifice herself for him, he said she wouldn't be doing him any favors by dying for him.

Then we have Katniss, whose instinct is to protect the ones she cares about. Peeta becomes the person she cares about the most except for Prim after the first games. Of course, she isn't going to give up on him just because he says he doesn't need her to.

Katniss protects Peeta because she loves him, because he protects her, not because Peeta is weak and needs protection. I hate it that I have to spell it out for people with no media literacy, but here you go.

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Understandable because I didn't know any of the terms kids today use till last year when I was shadowbanned by Tumblr and had to go on Twitter for a bit.

Fit means hot to most kids today. There are a lot of new terms they use for that. One thing that tripped me was "leng", which means beautiful to them.

josh hutcherson is a damn phony

so how come this man said IN EVERY SINGLE BEEKEEPER INTERVIEW that derek danforth is such a “terrible guy” and that “no one likes him” and that “everyone will hate him once they watch the movie”

sir i don’t know how to tell you this but im in love with him

how could that man say ANY of that knowing he played derek so perfectly that i can’t help but just feel overwhelmingly bad for him. i would love to be able to hate derek danforth like a normal human being but i actually cannot bring myself to it

and not just because he’s one of, if not the hottest man i have seen in my entire life, but just genuinely because his backstory and mannerisms and actions are kinda really sad :(

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Josh is just not internet-savvy AT ALL. He thought the "fit" question in his Wired interview was about fitness. Lmao. He is indeed an old man when it comes to what ppl online like.

josh hutcherson is a damn phony

so how come this man said IN EVERY SINGLE BEEKEEPER INTERVIEW that derek danforth is such a “terrible guy” and that “no one likes him” and that “everyone will hate him once they watch the movie”

sir i don’t know how to tell you this but im in love with him

how could that man say ANY of that knowing he played derek so perfectly that i can’t help but just feel overwhelmingly bad for him. i would love to be able to hate derek danforth like a normal human being but i actually cannot bring myself to it

and not just because he’s one of, if not the hottest man i have seen in my entire life, but just genuinely because his backstory and mannerisms and actions are kinda really sad :(

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Also I have a theory that neither Claudia or Josh cared about their partners being affectionate with other people in the first place.

After I started following Dafne for His Dark Materials, I noticed that Spanish people might just be very affectionate with their friends in general. 😅 People from other cultures don't know that, i get it, but it's their thing. Dafne and her female friends kiss on the mouth while they're in relationships with other people. She's always hugging one of her male friends intimately while his girlfriend is right there and they're in the same friend group.

That sounds familiar? Yes, Claudia's friend group is the same. Also, Claudia is friends with one of Dafne's friends. Madrid sames to have a small celeb circle. Lol.

Claudia being Spanish is probably the reason they never married, too. A lot of people in Spain don't care about marriage. They have long-term partners but don't necessarily have to marry. That debunks another point in the conspiracy theory.

I'm very open to learning about other cultures because I'm always reading about and following people from other cultures than mine. I get that some Americans find these things in Spanish culture confusing, but dude, learn to accept that the world isn't just American.

GIRLY WHAT

HELP?!?!?

I mean I don't have strong feelings about cauldia either way but Josh isn't a cheater...

And like Claudia does the same kind of stuff bro.

Wtf is wrong with the internet and this fandom

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These were the unhinged Joshifer shippers back in the day. They had a huge war with the then Josh stans and while I was both, I sided with Josh stans because the Joshifer crowd was acting crazy.

After that, they started dragging Josh for no reason and it wasn't pretty. That's the gist of it.

The current crazy Josh-Claudia conspiracy theorists are the leftover crowd from this one. They aren't even the original conspiracy theorists as those left the fandom long ago. The most unhinged one jumped ships and became a Blindspot fan right after that stan war. It was ridiculous. They just wanted the clout. They never cared about Josh or Jen in the first place.

Then there was another war within Josh fandom but that's another story. I sided with JOSH both times no matter who was feuding with him. Apparently, I'm the minority. Pheww. I'm old and a veteran in this fandom. I'll be the storyteller so it lives on.

GIRLY WHAT

HELP?!?!?

I mean I don't have strong feelings about cauldia either way but Josh isn't a cheater...

And like Claudia does the same kind of stuff bro.

Wtf is wrong with the internet and this fandom

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I don't claim to LOVE Claudia because I don't even know her. Neither of them post about their relationship at all because of the deranged fans and I don't know her as a result. Also I don't speak Spanish and never checked out her works without Josh.

I don't have to like her at all. It's not me who's in a relationship with her. It's Josh.

And he's a grown ass man capable of making his own decisions. He's also been adamant about not letting anyone interfere with his private life since he was a teenager. Trying to do so will only backfire for those who don't know.

I seriously thought in the early years that the deranged fans attacking Claudia made him more protective of her and kept their relationship going for as long as it has. Josh was dating random ppl every other day before Claudia. No one batted an eye when he was dating Vanessa, Francia, Chloe, or allegedly Selena.

Then he met Claudia and those fans immediately hated her. And he settled down with her. Coincidence? Maybe. I'm just saying it could be part of the reason.

Okay, as one of the only standing members of the original 2010s Josh stan crowd, I feel like I'm obligated to speak up on it now.

New fans, if you believe the conspiracy theories about Josh's relationship, please know that Josh hates you, he hates your guts.

Do you want to know why he deosn't post on social media anymore? The dude used to tweet about seeing Billy Ray Cyrus on the red carpet LIVE. He used to post on Instagram about his dog sons. He used to post about fun stuff that happened on set.

The reason he doesn't post anymore is those toxic fans who have been brainwashing you. They harassed Claudia AND him personally whenever either of them posted about the other. (Oh and they use that as a point in their conspiracy theories as if Claudia not posting about Josh isn't caused by them.) They bombarded Josh's comment sections when he just posted a picture of Claudia chilling by the waters, calling him names and accusing him of disgusting things he never did.

Josh got enough of that and decided to clear out his Instagram. THAT'S why you never see him online anymore. He was literally bullied by those conspiracy theorists who claim they are his fans.

Imagine being hated by Josh so much he cleared out his Insta and never posted again, that's who you decide to be when you believe the conspiracy theories surrounding his relationship. If that's what you want, you do you.

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Yes, it's this ship he drew himself. (Told you I know things about him that I probably shouldn't.)

Like he said, he thought he was some sort of a pirate for a few years.

Jhutch nation I have a question. Does Josh have a tattoo on the back of his leg🧐

(pic stolen from Instagram)

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I somehow lost my boopmeter???

I didn't know it was possible but it happened???

It's not there anymore???

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He does have naturally wavy hair. He just always cuts it too short.

His hair isn't curly to the point where it'll stay curly when it's short, hence why it's usually straight.

This is how his hair naturally is when it's a bit longer.

This was when he was filming Across the River and Into the Trees. But they had his hair sleeked back in that movie.

I hope the hair person for his next project forces him to grow his hair out.

alright i can’t remember who but someone said josh’s hair is naturally wavy / curly and i always wanted to believe it but he just has his hair straight too much that i doubted it so much.

however i revisited my many photos of josh saved on pinterest and im really realizing its like, impossible for this man to not have a bit of wave to his hair

like these are just him out in public or during covid, and the WET HAIR?? i have naturally wavy /curly hair and let me tell you that is exactly what it looks like when it’s soaking wet (most people already know this LMAO but just in case, trust me on this)

i’ve convinced myself for too long that there’s no way his hair is textured at all but im accepting it, josh HAS to have wavy / curly hair. plus like every time his hair looked straight ish it was on the set of something, like future man / journey (both of them) / detention etc.

anyways nobody really cares about this as much as i do (i just love curly haired josh characters so much)

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Okay, as one of the only standing members of the original 2010s Josh stan crowd, I feel like I'm obligated to speak up on it now.

New fans, if you believe the conspiracy theories about Josh's relationship, please know that Josh hates you, he hates your guts.

Do you want to know why he deosn't post on social media anymore? The dude used to tweet about seeing Billy Ray Cyrus on the red carpet LIVE. He used to post on Instagram about his dog sons. He used to post about fun stuff that happened on set.

The reason he doesn't post anymore is those toxic fans who have been brainwashing you. They harassed Claudia AND him personally whenever either of them posted about the other. (Oh and they use that as a point in their conspiracy theories as if Claudia not posting about Josh isn't caused by them.) They bombarded Josh's comment sections when he just posted a picture of Claudia chilling by the waters, calling him names and accusing him of disgusting things he never did.

Josh got enough of that and decided to clear out his Instagram. THAT'S why you never see him online anymore. He was literally bullied by those conspiracy theorists who claim they are his fans.

Imagine being hated by Josh so much he cleared out his Insta and never posted again, that's who you decide to be when you believe the conspiracy theories surrounding his relationship. If that's what you want, you do you.

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Gale wasn't just asking Katniss to choose him over them, he was basically asking Katniss to let them die. That's so vile and disgusting.

Like I never understand how some people think Gale is kind. He's never been that. Yes, he saved people, but only people HE deems worthy.

He doesn't care about other people's lives in general unless he personally knows them and isn't jealous of them for ridiculous reasons. Other people are all dispensable to him and he's entitled to kill them when he deems it okay. (Peeta and Haymitch situation, The Nut, and the double bombs.) That's selfish AF. If you don't agree, I seriously pity you.

I was going to hate Gale the moment he was such an ass about Katniss wanting to bring Peeta and Haymitch when they ran away. Truly showed his colors right there.

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I've seen POCs with better lashes but Josh probably has the best natural eyelashes I've seen on a white dude. That alone qualifies him as Peeta. (Kidding.)

(I can never be sure with female celebs, they seem to all wear falsies these days. Lol.)

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Peeta is straight in the way that Josh is, they found their partners young and didn't have time to explore. If that didn't happen, they could totally find guys to date.

Derek had A LOT OF TIME to explore so I doubt he's only been with women.

i love making stupid memes on this stupid man <3

like youre telling me this man is straight??!! look at him!! highlights in his mullet, cunty little diamond earring, and crazy fashion choice, this man is not straight your honour!