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characters apologizing for things they have no control over. mumbling sorry while losing consciousness. feeling ashamed of a bleeding wound. embarrassed when an infection sets in. deep seated feverish guilt when they need to be carried, when their legs won't keep them upright anymore and they lean heavy on a friend, slurring apologies..........

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you ever wake up from a dream amd immediately think "well that was a bit heavyhanded"

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Meow Mama I'm a Cat Girl Nya~

They really did have cat girls in area 51. It was just me this whole time. I broke out, though. They have been looking for me ever since

♡Friend Goals♡

500- I post a picture of my dog who is also named Elvis

700- I'll get a jawharp

1000- ukulele cover of an elvis song

1500- to be determined

1700- to be determined

2000- CatGirlPresley sends audition tape into America's Got Talent

@emo-presley and @leprechaun-elvis-official are my dads. Happy Elvis Family meow papa.

@catboy-presley and @catboyelvis are my siblings

@shark-presley is my pet shark elvis

@phannie-elvis is CatGirlPresley approved

@elvis-resercher-official is CatGirlPresley approved

@napoleonistallerthanme said I'm scarwy uwu

@esart drew my profile picture

FAQS:

Who are you? I'm Cat Girl Elvis

Where did you come from? Area 51

Are you related to the other elvis blogs? What if the other elvis blogs are the friends we made along the way

Can you say trans rights? Trans Rights. Human Rights. All the Rights for people to live

Tag guide:

#Meow Mama: Meow Mama ima cat girl

#CatGirlPresley: Cat Girl Presley Approved Posts

#CGE Lore: lore for cat girl elvis

#elvisverse: tagged to include all elvis blogs

#mod: the two cents of the mod who runs this sideblog

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i think its so funny that relationship milestones are only shared and acknowledged when the relationship in question is romantic. like if me and my bestie start dating we gotta tell everybody and their mama but nobody ever wants to hear about how over the course of several months me and my friends from the internet have co-authored beautiful erotica together sometimes beginning as early in the day as 7am EST

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#yeah I thought sanja was pronounced san-ya#most of the names make sense to me but those two? hmmm#witch king martha wells

YEAHH YOU GET IT. reading my beautiful beautiful copy of the book is a little bit upsetting because i keep automatically reading sanja as 'sonya' which hurts me deeply and spiritually

opened my brand new(!) physical copy of witch king for the first time Ever to find a quote and i am Truly Floored by the actual spelling of every single proper noun. some of them are perfectly logical and if i had to spell it that's how i would spell it, i just never thought about how it would be written when i was listening to the audiobook so seeing it Trapped in written form was perturbing. also i think all the spellings are wrong and mine are better. sorry martha wells. sanja? i know only of my daughter sanha

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wait ok table time (image description in alt)

opened my brand new(!) physical copy of witch king for the first time Ever to find a quote and i am Truly Floored by the actual spelling of every single proper noun. some of them are perfectly logical and if i had to spell it that's how i would spell it, i just never thought about how it would be written when i was listening to the audiobook so seeing it Trapped in written form was perturbing. also i think all the spellings are wrong and mine are better. sorry martha wells. sanja? i know only of my daughter sanha

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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opened my brand new(!) physical copy of witch king for the first time Ever to find a quote and i am Truly Floored by the actual spelling of every single proper noun. some of them are perfectly logical and if i had to spell it that's how i would spell it, i just never thought about how it would be written when i was listening to the audiobook so seeing it Trapped in written form was perturbing. also i think all the spellings are wrong and mine are better. sorry martha wells. sanja? i know only of my daughter sanha

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They should invent a tradie that gets back to you when they say they will

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"elvis was a horrible person" Maybe do a deep dive and get your facts straight anon, a lot of what elvis has been accused of can be amended by doing a bit of research. His manager was responsible for his career, he wasn't even able to go to Europe because of the Colonel. If anyone accuses Elvis of stealing dance moves and music from black folks I can show a number of times he gave credit and a number of times black musicians sang his praise. A lot of his actions have been exaggerated. I'm here for you boss if you need me to write up a full report. Also, Elvis was so sick in his grown up adult life that most of his haters have no idea how bad he was.

Woah mama I did do shitty things but my time in the desert made me a better person

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the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

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sorry i haven;t been posting as much, i am trapped in the wizard lab making the queer

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sorry i locked you in my basement, i just wanted to tell you that you're really pretty

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also since the last fanfiction was completed, here was another set of the original first two paragraphs for one of the chapters that i lost access to and recreated from scratch for the final, before re-encountering them in my notes

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[image id: a photo of a short piece of knitting on double pointed needles. It is mainly knitted in a light brown wool with a cabled pattern in white. The pattern depicts is based on Tolkien’s stylised illustrations of trees with interlocking branches. Larger branches are cabled in a twisting pattern. A pale-skinned hand is pinning the knitting back in the left hand corner of the image to stop it curling over. End id]

remembered i have free will and can post pictures of my craft wips if i so desire it soooo . first time doing colourwork! i dropped my cabling needle* (a smaller dpn that snapped in half since i started this project) down the side of the carseat so i am alternating between using my fingers and using my fourth needle to hold stitches lol

pattern: forests of arda cowl by rountreestitchery

yarn: heirloom merino magic 10 ply in myrtlewood and almond